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(Light-Flyweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Tuesday, September 24, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 107 pounds (49 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Straw connects with a series of vicious uppercuts to the chest.
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+Being whacks Straw with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Straw lashes out with a volley of right hooks to the ribs, but Being escapes.
+Being throws a mean hook to the eye.
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-Straw lunges with a cross to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Straw fires a volley of shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Straw attacks with a pair of right roundhouses to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Straw fires a left straight right to the chest, but Being ties him up.
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+Being tosses a barrage of punches to the head. Straw ignores it.
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+Being takes charge with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth. Straw doesn't notice.
+Being hits with a volley of punches to the ribs!
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+Straw jars Being with a barrage of stiff shots to the ribs. Being covers up.
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+Being fires a volley of furious blows to the ribs.
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+Being wakes up the fans with a pair of nice punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 13 of 40 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 30 of 30 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 10-9


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Being doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Being lands a series of furious punches to the nose.
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+Being slams Straw with a off balance sweeping right to the eye.
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+Being connects with a volley of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Straw slams Being with a pair of crosses to the stomach.
+Being tags Straw with a pair of glancing punches to the head. Straw laughs!
+Being backs up Straw with a volley of furious punches to the temple.
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-Straw throws a barrage of left uppercuts to the ribs, but Being steps aside and laughs.
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-Straw attacks with a volley of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Straw punches Being with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Straw fires a volley of uppercuts to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Straw attempts a right uppercut to the stomach, but Being covers himself well.
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+Being fires a barrage of wild punches to the jaw. Straw sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Being strikes with a volley of glancing punches to the nose!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 12 of 42 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 31 of 32 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 20-18


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Being remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Straw attempts a series of left crosses to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+Being pokes Straw with a jab to the face.
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-Straw attempts a series of uppercuts to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Being pummels Straw with a left to the mouth.
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+Being attacks with a flurry of blows to the nose.
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+Being hits with a series of punches to the head.
+Being clocks Straw with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
+Straw lashes out with a volley of uppercuts to the ribs. Being doesn't seem bothered.
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-Straw charges with a series of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Straw attempts a pair of crosses to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Being whacks Straw with a series of punches to the stomach. Straw seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 13 of 42 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 32 of 33 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 30-27


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Straw fires a volley of right blows to the stomach, but Being narrowly avoids it
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-Straw probes with a pair of right crosses to the solar plexus, but Being covers himself well.
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-Straw lunges with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Being steps aside.
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+Straw staggers Being with a barrage of stinging shots to the solar plexus.
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+Being hits with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
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+Being connects with a pair of punches to the nose.
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-Straw throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Straw attempts a volley of shots to the chest, but Being backs out of it.
+Being scores with a flurry of punches to the stomach! Straw is hurt!
+Being attacks with a series of commanding punches to the head!!
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+Being punches Straw with a volley of hard shots to the head.
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+Being tags Straw with a flurry of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 11 of 37 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 32 of 32 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 40-36


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Being drills Straw with a series of furious punches to the nose. Straw shakes his head to clear it.
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+Being slams Straw with a series of solid uppercuts to the solar plexus!!
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+Being attacks with a barrage of solid punches to the nose. Straw sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Straw throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Being escapes.
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+Being strikes with a series of mean punches to the nose.
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-Straw attempts a flurry of uppercuts to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Being scores with a series of punches to the chest.
+Being annoys Straw with a series of furious punches to the head!
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-Straw throws a pair of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
-Straw paws a pair of right uppercuts to the chest, but Being ducks.
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+Straw whacks Being with a pair of solid crosses to the ribs. Being laughs!
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-Straw attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Straw probes with a blow to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Straw hits Being with a series of light blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 11 of 36 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 30 of 30 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 50-45


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Being lands a volley of stiff shots to the ribs.
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-Straw probes with a punch to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Being connects with a uppercut to the ribs!
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+Being pummels Straw with a flurry of punches to the face!
-Straw lunges with a pair of left uppercuts to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Straw probes with a volley of roundhouses to the chest, but Being blocks.
+Straw punches Being with a series of blows to the ribs!
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+Being pops Straw with a series of off balance punches to the chin!!
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+Being slams Straw with a pair of punches to the mouth. Straw beats a hasty retreat.
-Straw fires a pair of uppercuts to the chest, but Being escapes.
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+Straw tags Being with a volley of crosses to the chest. Being is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 13 of 36 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 30 of 30 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 60-54


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Straw fires a painful cross to the ribs. Being falls against the ropes!
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+Being staggers Straw with a flurry of roundhouses to the stomach.
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+Being shakes Straw with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Being wallops Straw with a series of light punches to the chest. Straw covers up.
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+Being rocks Straw with a wild blow to the chest. Straw shakes his head to clear it.
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+Straw smacks Being with a volley of hooks to the stomach.
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+Being nails Straw with a flurry of strong punches to the nose.
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+Being hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs. Straw asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Straw tries a barrage of hooks to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Straw tries to land a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Straw probes with a volley of uppercuts to the solar plexus, but Being takes it in the forearms.
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-Straw paws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Being covers himself well.
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+Being connects with a painful jab to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 13 of 41 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 44 of 47 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 70-63


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 8

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Straw lashes out with a flurry of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Being clocks Straw with a pair of painful uppercuts to the head.
+Being rocks Straw with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Being staggers Straw with a pair of punches to the head. Straw ignores it.
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+Being wallops Straw with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Being throws a series of punches to the temple.
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-Straw fires a barrage of roundhouses to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Straw tries to land a pair of left shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Straw probes with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+Being hits with a barrage of powerful punches to the face.
-Straw attempts a series of hooks to the ribs, but Being ties him up.
+Being pounds Straw with a stinging left to the chin.
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-Straw charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but Being backs out of it.
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+Being throws a series of punches to the nose. Straw backpedals to his own corner.
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+Being slams Straw with a flurry of strong punches to the mouth.
+Straw punches Being with a series of blows to the ribs.
+Being tattoos Straw with a pair of painful punches to the temple!
+Straw tags Being with a flurry of crosses to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 17 of 42 punches, and Being for the Benefit of Mr. Kite landed 46 of 46 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III is winning the fight 80-72


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Being collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut below the right eye.



ROUND 9

Straw throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Being is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Being jars Straw with a volley of commanding punches to the head.
+Straw throws a volley of shots to the eye!
+Straw attacks with a barrage of stinging blows to the face.
+Being pokes Straw with a flurry of strong blows to the chin.
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-Straw charges with a flurry of right crosses to the temple, but Being beats a hasty retreat.
+Being backs up Straw with a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Being fires a pair of powerful punches to the temple. Straw seems wobbly!
-Straw throws a series of punches to the nose, but Being escapes.
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+Being punches Straw with a series of light punches to the solar plexus.
+Being fires a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Straw throws a volley of left hooks to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Straw wakes up the fans with a barrage of nice shots to the face.
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+Being nails Straw with a series of commanding punches to the face.
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+Being wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Straw lands a flurry of off balance hooks to the mouth. Being doesn't seem bothered.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.
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+Straw grazes Being with a barrage of solid crosses to the jaw.
Straw lands a decisive uppercut and Being goes down!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Being receives medical attention from his trainer. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9

Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!