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(Featherweight) Straw Dork Boom III defeated BOT-152476 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Tuesday, September 24, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is BOT-152476!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.


Straw is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Bot-152476 stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Bot-152476 pummels Straw with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Straw scores with a flurry of commanding uppercuts to the jaw.
-Straw lashes out with a left roundhouse to the eye, but Bot-152476 leaps aside.
+Bot-152476 hits Straw with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Bot-152476 whacks Straw with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Straw gets mad!
+Bot-152476 whacks Straw with a volley of loud shots to the eye.
+Bot-152476 jars Straw with a series of loud punches to the stomach!! Straw sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Bot-152476 wallops Straw with a flurry of punches to the temple. Straw covers up.
+Straw tattoos Bot-152476 with a flurry of hooks to the mouth.
+Bot-152476 tosses a volley of mean punches to the mouth. Straw laughs!
-Straw probes with a series of blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+Bot-152476 takes charge with a series of strong punches to the ribs.
-Straw attempts a flurry of right hooks to the mouth, but Bot-152476 hides behind his gloves.
+Bot-152476 stuns Straw with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Bot-152476 belts Straw with a volley of punches to the face. Straw gets mad!
+Straw tags Bot-152476 with a series of uppercuts to the temple.
Straw lands a lightning left cross to the jaw and Bot-152476 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!










He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!

Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-152476 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!