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(Heavyweight) Heavy Dork Boom III defeated John Squash by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Sunday, September 22, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 251 pounds (114 kilograms) is Heavy Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 243 pounds (110 kilograms) is John Squash!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Heavy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash comes out fighting.

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+Squash hits with Heavy with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squash attacks with a series of punches to the eye. Heavy doesn't notice.
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+Squash solidly lands a heavy left to the eye!
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash rocks Heavy with a series of blows to the chin.
-Heavy tries a left uppercut to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Heavy suprises Squash with a powerful hook to the stomach.
-Heavy tries to land a straight right to the chest, but misses.
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-Squash tries to land a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Heavy blocks.
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-Squash probes with a hook to the mouth, but Heavy takes it in the forearms.
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+Heavy pounds Squash with a flurry of painful punches to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom III landed 12 of 26 punches, and John Squash landed 14 of 25 punches.

Heavy Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Heavy Dork Boom III is winning the fight 10-9


Heavy doesn't want to stop fighting!

Squash doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Heavy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash comes out fighting.

Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Heavy probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Heavy attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Heavy annoys Squash with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
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-Heavy charges with a volley of punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Squash smashes Heavy with a barrage of hard shots to the head.
Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Heavy jolts Squash with a series of strong blows to the solar plexus.
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+Squash backs up Heavy with a pair of furious shots to the chin.
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+Squash hits with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose!!
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-Squash attacks with a pair of blows to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash tags Heavy with an illegal kidney punch! That was totally uncalled for!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom III landed 11 of 25 punches, and John Squash landed 16 of 26 punches.

John Squash won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Heavy doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye.

Squash remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Heavy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash comes out fighting.

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+Heavy punches Squash with a volley of vicious punches to the chest.
Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash punches Heavy with a barrage of solid shots to the jaw.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Heavy attacks with a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Squash deftly avoits it.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Heavy lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Squash deftly avoits it.
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+Squash fires a flurry of mean shots to the mouth.
-Squash probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but Heavy blocks.
+Squash tosses a volley of nasty blows to the solar plexus.
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-Squash probes with a flurry of right blows to the head, but Heavy hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom III landed 9 of 23 punches, and John Squash landed 21 of 33 punches.

John Squash won the round 10-9

John Squash is winning the fight 29-28


Heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.

Squash is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Heavy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash comes out fighting.

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+Squash fires a volley of quick blows to the chin!
Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash belts Heavy with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus. Heavy quickly recovers.
Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash tags Heavy with a flurry of glancing punches to the head.
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-Squash attempts a barrage of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Heavy fires a barrage of right blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Heavy tries to land a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Squash steps aside.
+Squash wakes up the fans with a flurry of shots to the face.
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+Heavy lands a stinging straight right to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom III landed 10 of 22 punches, and John Squash landed 18 of 32 punches.

Heavy Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.

Squash is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Heavy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash comes out fighting.

+Heavy smashes Squash with a straight right to the stomach.
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-Squash attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the chin.
-Heavy tries a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Squash hurts Heavy with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Heavy takes charge with a series of quick blows to the chest. Squash ignores it.
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-Heavy lashes out with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Squash quickly backs away.
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-Heavy attempts a pair of right blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Squash hits with a pair of loud shots to the ribs.
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+Heavy lands a series of commanding blows to the ribs!!
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Heavy strikes with a nice hook to the ribs.
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-Heavy tries to land a pair of left shots to the chest, but Squash deftly avoits it.
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+Squash pounds Heavy with a pair of commanding punches to the ribs. Heavy is hurt!
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+Squash hits Heavy with a flurry of punches to the jaw!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom III landed 17 of 42 punches, and John Squash landed 18 of 31 punches.

Heavy Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Heavy Dork Boom III is winning the fight 48-47


Heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Squash looks exhausted.



ROUND 6

Heavy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash comes out fighting.

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-Heavy launches a pair of left shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Squash throws a series of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Heavy clocks Squash with a barrage of quick blows to the stomach.
-Squash attacks with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Squash tattoos Heavy with a flurry of nasty blows to the stomach.
-Heavy probes with a series of right blows to the ribs, but Squash beats a hasty retreat.
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-Heavy charges with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Heavy wakes up the fans with a series of off balance blows to the stomach.
-Heavy attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Heavy pokes Squash with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus. Squash hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Squash drills Heavy with a volley of blows to the temple. Heavy sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom III landed 15 of 41 punches, and John Squash landed 14 of 36 punches.

Heavy Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Heavy Dork Boom III is winning the fight 58-56


Heavy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Squash collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 7

Heavy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash comes out fighting.

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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Heavy nails Squash with a pair of light shots to the stomach.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squash rocks Heavy with a pair of commanding shots to the chest.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Heavy shakes Squash with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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-Heavy charges with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Heavy suprises Squash with a pair of strong blows to the ribs.
-Heavy tries to land a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Squash steps aside and laughs.
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+Squash thumps Heavy with a barrage of blows to the nose.
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-Heavy lashes out with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but misses.
Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Squash tries to land a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Heavy stays away from it.
Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but Heavy hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Heavy Dork Boom III landed 21 of 39 punches, and John Squash landed 12 of 32 punches.

Heavy Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Heavy Dork Boom III is winning the fight 68-65


Heavy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Squash can't remember which corner is his.



ROUND 8

Heavy clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Squash comes out fighting.

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-Squash charges with a series of right shots to the mouth, but misses.
+Heavy nails Squash with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus!! Heavy smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Squash falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Heavy Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Heavy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Squash can't remember which corner is his.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: John Squash 10-9
Round 4: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: John Squash 10-9
Round 4: John Squash 10-9
Round 5: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 2: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 3: John Squash 10-9
Round 4: John Squash 10-9
Round 5: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 6: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Heavy Dork Boom III 10-9

Heavy Dork Boom III wins by a technical knockout!