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(Cruiserweight) Cruiser Dork Boom I defeated BOT-152467 by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Saturday, September 14, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 195 pounds (88 kilograms) is Cruiser Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 195 pounds (88 kilograms) is BOT-152467!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-152467 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Bot-152467 punches Boom I with a barrage of off balance blows to the mouth.
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+Bot-152467 hammers Boom I with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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Bot-152467 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-152467 jolts Boom I with a blow to the groin! Boo! Boo!
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-Bot-152467 throws a left hook to the head, but Boom I leaps aside.
Bot-152467 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-152467 launches a volley of left punches to the nose, but Boom I steps aside and laughs.
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Bot-152467 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-152467 pops Boom I with a pair of stinging shots to the ribs!! Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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-Boom I attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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Bot-152467 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-152467 annoys Boom I with a painful straight right to the head.
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-Boom I attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Bot-152467 quickly backs away.
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-Bot-152467 attacks with a volley of blows to the face, but Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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+Boom I lashes out with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach. Bot-152467 laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 24 punches, and BOT-152467 landed 23 of 41 punches.

BOT-152467 won the round 10-9

BOT-152467 is winning the fight 10-9


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-152467 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-152467 is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Bot-152467 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-152467 shakes Boom I with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Boom I paws a hook to the ribs, but Bot-152467 deftly avoits it.
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-Boom I attacks with a series of right shots to the ribs, but Bot-152467 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Bot-152467 thumps Boom I with a flurry of loud punches to the head.
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+Bot-152467 jars Boom I with a series of quick punches to the temple!
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Bot-152467 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-152467 solidly lands a flurry of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I attacks with a pair of shots to the chest, but Bot-152467 narrowly avoids it
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+Boom I tags Bot-152467 with a pair of punches to the stomach.
Bot-152467 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-152467 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 23 punches, and BOT-152467 landed 16 of 24 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-152467 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-152467 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Bot-152467 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bot-152467 smacks Boom I with a volley of heavy blows to the ribs!
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-Boom I fires a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Bot-152467 stays away from it.
Bot-152467 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

Bot-152467 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-152467 scores with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+Bot-152467 belts Boom I with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Boom I sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Bot-152467 attacks with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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Bot-152467 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Boom I wallops Bot-152467 with a series of commanding punches to the chest. Bot-152467 grimaces in pain.
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-Bot-152467 attacks with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Boom I probes with a hook to the chest, but Bot-152467 narrowly avoids it
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+Bot-152467 punches Boom I with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Boom I doesn't seem bothered.
+Bot-152467 whacks Boom I with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
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-Bot-152467 attempts a right straight right to the chest, but Boom I ducks just in time.
+Boom I solidly lands a volley of furious shots to the ribs.
+Bot-152467 tags Boom I with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 26 punches, and BOT-152467 landed 23 of 45 punches.

BOT-152467 won the round 10-9

BOT-152467 is winning the fight 29-28


Boom I doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-152467 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-152467 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bot-152467 attempts a left jab to the chest, but misses.
+Bot-152467 solidly lands a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
+Boom I nails Bot-152467 with a series of shots to the chest. Bot-152467 grimaces in pain.
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+Bot-152467 solidly lands a barrage of blows to the stomach.
-Bot-152467 attempts a left straight right to the chest, but Boom I ties him up.
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-Bot-152467 lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Bot-152467 tosses a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach. Boom I laughs!
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-Boom I paws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Boom I probes with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but misses.
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Bot-152467 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bot-152467 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Bot-152467 whacks Boom I with a volley of nice punches to the stomach.
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Bot-152467 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Boom I clocks Bot-152467 with a volley of blows to the chest! Bot-152467 grimaces in pain.
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-Boom I attempts a series of right shots to the ribs, but Bot-152467 steps aside.
+Bot-152467 attacks with a volley of quick punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 12 of 33 punches, and BOT-152467 landed 24 of 52 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

BOT-152467 is winning the fight 39-38


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-152467 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Boom I clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bot-152467 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Bot-152467 belts Boom I with a pair of off balance punches to the temple. Boom I asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Bot-152467 smashes Boom I with a furious straight right to the chin.
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+Bot-152467 backs up Boom I with a series of glancing punches to the chest. Boom I sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Bot-152467 throws a series of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Boom I tosses a stinging roundhouse to the ribs. Bot-152467 covers up.
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Bot-152467 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

Bot-152467 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-152467 rocks Boom I with a loud roundhouse to the ribs.
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-Bot-152467 attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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Bot-152467 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bot-152467 tries to attack, but Boom I hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Bot-152467 fires a barrage of heavy punches to the eye.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
+Bot-152467 punches Boom I with a flurry of wild punches to the face.
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-Bot-152467 tries to land a series of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Boom I attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Bot-152467 strikes with a hard hook to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 10 of 34 punches, and BOT-152467 landed 30 of 58 punches.

BOT-152467 won the round 10-9

BOT-152467 is winning the fight 49-47


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-152467 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Boom I throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bot-152467 covers up.

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-Boom I throws a flurry of left shots to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Boom I rocks Bot-152467 with a volley of quick hooks to the chest. Bot-152467 laughs!
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+Boom I slams Bot-152467 with a volley of heavy uppercuts to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I connects with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Bot-152467 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Boom I solidly lands a barrage of hard roundhouses to the stomach. Bot-152467 doesn't notice.
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-Boom I lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Bot-152467 ducks just in time.
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+Bot-152467 smacks Boom I with a vicious jab to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 20 of 45 punches, and BOT-152467 landed 8 of 8 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

BOT-152467 is winning the fight 58-57


Boom I doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-152467 is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Boom I throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bot-152467 covers up.

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+Boom I lands a flurry of solid shots to the ribs.
+Boom I punches Bot-152467 with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Bot-152467 pounds Boom I with a sweeping right to the mouth!
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+Boom I backs up Bot-152467 with a pair of light crosses to the stomach!
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-Boom I attacks with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Bot-152467 narrowly avoids it
-Boom I attempts a pair of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Boom I attacks with a series of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-Boom I tries a left hook to the chest, but misses.
+Boom I hits with a series of loud punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 20 of 45 punches, and BOT-152467 landed 8 of 8 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-152467 looks exhausted.



ROUND 8

Boom I throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bot-152467 covers up.

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+Boom I punches Bot-152467 with a volley of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Boom I throws a flurry of crosses to the chest, but Bot-152467 covers himself well.
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-Boom I lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Boom I probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Bot-152467 backs out of it.
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+Boom I hammers Bot-152467 with a volley of stiff shots to the stomach.
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-Boom I probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Boom I probes with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Bot-152467 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Boom I lands a series of stinging blows to the ribs.
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+Boom I stuns Bot-152467 with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
+Boom I backs up Bot-152467 with a pair of commanding shots to the chest! Bot-152467 quickly recovers.
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+Bot-152467 fires a barrage of furious shots to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Cruiser Dork Boom I landed 25 of 50 punches, and BOT-152467 landed 7 of 7 punches.

Cruiser Dork Boom I won the round 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I is winning the fight 77-76


Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-152467 receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 9

Boom I throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Bot-152467 covers up.

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+Boom I thumps Bot-152467 with a flurry of furious punches to the jaw. Bot-152467 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Boom I lands a brutal left blow to the head and Bot-152467 is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-152467 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-152467 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: BOT-152467 10-9
Round 4: BOT-152467 10-9
Round 5: BOT-152467 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-152467 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: BOT-152467 10-9
Round 4: BOT-152467 10-9
Round 5: BOT-152467 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BOT-152467 10-9
Round 2: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: BOT-152467 10-9
Round 4: BOT-152467 10-9
Round 5: BOT-152467 10-9
Round 6: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Cruiser Dork Boom I 10-9

Cruiser Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!