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(Heavyweight) The Commish Wears Depends defeated Work by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Saturday, August 31, 2013

In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is The Commish Wears Depends!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 239 pounds (108 kilograms) is Work!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Work is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-Work paws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Depends leaps aside.
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+Depends hits with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus. Work seems wobbly!
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+Work hits Depends with a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
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+Depends rocks Work with a stinging jab to the ribs. Work sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Depends solidly lands a hard roundhouse to the solar plexus.
+Depends punches Work with a volley of furious punches to the chest. Work doesn't notice.
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-Work attacks with a volley of uppercuts to the temple, but Depends deftly avoits it.
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+Work pokes Depends with a pair of stinging punches to the eye.
Work lands a lightning left blow to the head and Depends's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Depends struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Depends tags Work with a barrage of nasty punches to the ribs.
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+Depends lands a series of punches to the stomach. Work sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Depends tags Work with a straight right to the ribs. Work is hurt!
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+Depends annoys Work with a furious sweeping right to the ribs!
+Depends drills Work with a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Work lands a barrage of hooks to the temple. Depends ignores it.
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-Work attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but Depends stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 32 of 32 punches, and Work landed 15 of 31 punches.

Work won the round 10-8

Work is winning the fight 10-8


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Work remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 2

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Work is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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-Work lashes out with a blow to the chin, but Depends hides behind his gloves.
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-Work paws a series of blows to the nose, but Depends escapes.
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-Work throws a pair of left crosses to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Depends shakes Work with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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-Work lunges with a volley of left shots to the face, but Depends backs out of it.
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+Depends jars Work with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
+Depends smashes Work with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus. Work sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Depends stuns Work with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Depends hits with a flurry of light punches to the stomach.
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+Work clocks Depends with a series of painful crosses to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 24 of 24 punches, and Work landed 12 of 33 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

Work is winning the fight 19-18


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

Work grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Work grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Depends tries to attack, but Work hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Depends tries to attack, but Work hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends stuns Work with a series of punches to the stomach. Work doesn't notice.
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+Depends solidly lands a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus. Work seems wobbly!
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-Work probes with a series of blows to the chest, but falls short.
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+Depends hits Work with a series of punches to the chest. Work falls against the ropes!
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-Work paws a volley of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Work fires a straight right to the stomach. Depends seems wobbly!
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+Depends connects with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Work attempts a pair of right shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Depends smacks Work with a straight right to the ribs.
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+Depends catches Work with a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Depends drills Work with a series of stinging shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 32 of 37 punches, and Work landed 7 of 24 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

Work grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Work clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Depends tries to attack, but Work hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Work smacks Depends with a series of blows to the chest.
Depends tries to attack, but Work hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends grazes Work with a pair of punches to the ribs. Work backpedals to his own corner.
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-Work tries to land a flurry of right punches to the nose, but misses.
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+Depends wallops Work with a sweeping right to the stomach.
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-Depends lashes out with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Depends probes with a right to the chest, but Work leaps aside.
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+Depends staggers Work with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Depends attacks with a series of powerful shots to the stomach.
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Depends tries to attack, but Work hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Depends tries to attack, but Work hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends whacks Work with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 28 of 43 punches, and Work landed 7 of 16 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 38-37


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody nose.

Work grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Work is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Depends punches Work with a pair of nasty punches to the stomach. Work seems wobbly!
+Depends connects with a stiff roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Depends hits with a straight right to the stomach.
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+Depends smashes Work with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Work grimaces in pain.
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+Work tags Depends with a flurry of stiff roundhouses to the face! Depends sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Depends catches Work with a series of loud punches to the ribs.
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-Work launches a right left to the jaw, but Depends takes it in the forearms.
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-Work throws a barrage of left blows to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Work drills Depends with a nasty left to the mouth!
-Work lunges with a series of right roundhouses to the mouth, but Depends hides behind his gloves.
+Depends connects with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Depends shakes Work with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Depends thumps Work with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 40 of 40 punches, and Work landed 13 of 29 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 48-46


Depends grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.

Work is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Work grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Depends jars Work with a pair of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Depends slams Work with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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-Work attacks with a series of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Work paws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Depends hammers Work with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus!
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-Work lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Depends beats a hasty retreat.
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Depends tries to attack, but Work hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Depends tries to attack, but Work hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Depends lashes out with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Work wallops Depends with a volley of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 17 of 23 punches, and Work landed 8 of 22 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 58-55


Depends grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.

Work is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Work grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Work pummels Depends with a barrage of powerful shots to the ribs.
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-Work lashes out with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Depends narrowly avoids it
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-Work probes with a volley of right shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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Depends tries to attack, but Work hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends rocks Work with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Work attacks with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Depends ducks just in time.
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Depends tries to attack, but Work hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Depends attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Work steps aside.
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+Depends pokes Work with a pair of nice punches to the ribs.
+Depends staggers Work with a flurry of wild punches to the solar plexus. Work backpedals to his own corner.
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-Work probes with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 18 of 25 punches, and Work landed 6 of 23 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 68-64


Depends grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.

Work grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Work grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Depends annoys Work with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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Depends tries to attack, but Work hangs on until the referee separates them.
Depends tries to attack, but Work hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Work tags Depends with a pair of painful punches to the ribs!! Depends shakes his head to clear it.
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-Work paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Depends stays away from it.
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+Depends hurts Work with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-Work attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but Depends blocks.
Depends tries to attack, but Work hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Work fires a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Depends tags Work with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 19 of 24 punches, and Work landed 8 of 26 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 78-73


Depends grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.

Work grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Depends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Work clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Depends tries to attack, but Work hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Depends belts Work with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
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Depends tries to attack, but Work hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Work lands a flurry of punches to the eye.
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Depends tries to attack, but Work hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Depends paws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Work escapes.
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-Work attacks with a flurry of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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Depends tries to attack, but Work hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Work attempts a pair of left shots to the temple, but Depends leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 9 of 16 punches, and Work landed 5 of 18 punches.

Work won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 87-83


Depends grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.

Work grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Depends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Work is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Depends wakes up the fans with a series of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Depends smashes Work with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Depends hits with a volley of punches to the chest. Work is hurt!
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-Work throws a pair of punches to the face, but Depends blocks.
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+Work grazes Depends with a right to the head! Depends backpedals to his own corner.
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-Work throws a flurry of crosses to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Work launches a volley of crosses to the face, but Depends quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 14 of 15 punches, and Work landed 10 of 33 punches.

Work won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 96-93


Depends grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.

Work remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Depends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Work is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Work smashes Depends with a pair of strong punches to the head.
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+Depends strikes with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Work launches a barrage of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Work tries a flurry of uppercuts to the nose, but Depends ducks.
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+Depends hits with a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
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-Work lunges with a left to the chin, but Depends narrowly avoids it
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-Work lashes out with a volley of right shots to the chin, but Depends quickly backs away.
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+Work throws a barrage of loud punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 16 of 17 punches, and Work landed 10 of 33 punches.

Work won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 105-103


Depends grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a fractured nose.

Work remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Depends is using the ring. (using the ring)
Work is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Depends smashes Work with a pair of blows to the nose.
+Depends suprises Work with a volley of punches to the nose. Work retreats to the far corner.
Depends lands a lightning blow to the temple and Work is knocked down!!

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He's Out!
The Commish Wears Depends wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Depends is obviously tired. He has gash above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.

Work grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Work 10-8
Round 2: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 6: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 7: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 8: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 9: Work 10-9
Round 10: Work 10-9
Round 11: Work 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Work 10-8
Round 2: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 6: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 7: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 8: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 9: Work 10-9
Round 10: Work 10-9
Round 11: Work 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Work 10-8
Round 2: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 6: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 7: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 8: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 9: Work 10-9
Round 10: Work 10-9
Round 11: Work 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends wins by a knockout!