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(Heavyweight) Could Not Help Myself defeated Shake n Bake by knockout (KO) in round 3.

Match Saturday, August 31, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 316 pounds (143 kilograms) is Shake n Bake!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 251 pounds (114 kilograms) is Could Not Help Myself!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Shake goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)
Myself bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)

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+Myself tosses a series of powerful punches to the jaw. Shake doesn't notice.
Myself lands a crashing right smash to the jaw and Shake goes down!!

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Shake struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Myself hurts Shake with a wild right to the temple. Shake sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Myself tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Myself clocks Shake with a barrage of light blows to the jaw.
Myself lands a bone crushing blow to the temple and Shake's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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NINE
Shake struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Shake clocks Myself with a flurry of powerful combinations to the ribs. Myself doesn't seem bothered.
+Myself pummels Shake with a vicious jab to the jaw.
+Myself attacks with Shake with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Myself shakes Shake with a series of nice punches to the chin.
Myself tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Myself probes with a barrage of left combinations to the eye, but Shake quickly backs away.
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+Shake hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
Myself tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Myself throws a volley of quick combinations to the temple.
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Myself tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Myself fires a flurry of left combinations to the face, but Shake backs out of it.
Myself tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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+Shake staggers Myself with a mean straight right to the stomach.
Myself tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Shake n Bake landed 5 of 8 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 19 of 33 punches.

Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-7

Could Not Help Myself is winning the fight 10-7


Shake doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose.

Myself doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Shake goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)
Myself tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Myself hurts Shake with a pair of light punches to the eye.
Myself lands a resounding cross to the jaw and Shake goes down!!

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NINE
Shake struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Myself staggers Shake with a volley of solid combinations to the head!!
Myself tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Myself throws a series of combinations to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Shake slams Myself with a barrage of quick shots to the solar plexus. Myself hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Myself tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Myself tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
Myself tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Myself fires a pair of shots to the nose.
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+Myself stuns Shake with a barrage of solid combinations to the eye.
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-Myself lunges with a right jab to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Myself tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
Myself tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shake n Bake landed 3 of 8 punches, and Could Not Help Myself landed 19 of 37 punches.

Could Not Help Myself won the round 10-8

Could Not Help Myself is winning the fight 20-15


Shake remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose.

Myself remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Shake clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Myself tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

Myself tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Shake attempts a pair of left combinations to the jaw, but misses.
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Myself tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Shake throws Myself with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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Myself tries to attack, but Shake hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Myself punches Shake with a pair of commanding punches to the chin. Shake sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Myself lands a well placed right uppercut and Shake hurtles to the canvas!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Could Not Help Myself wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Shake grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose. He has a bloody lip.

Myself grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Could Not Help Myself 10-7
Round 2: Could Not Help Myself 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Could Not Help Myself 10-7
Round 2: Could Not Help Myself 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Could Not Help Myself 10-7
Round 2: Could Not Help Myself 10-8

Could Not Help Myself wins by a knockout!