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(Heavyweight) What's the frequency Kenneth? defeated Joe Squash by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Wednesday, August 14, 2013

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 243 pounds (110 kilograms) is Joe Squash!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 250 pounds (113 kilograms) is What's the frequency Kenneth?!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
What's clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+What's tattoos Squash with a series of commanding punches to the face. Squash sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+What's nails Squash with a volley of loud punches to the face. Squash grimaces in pain.
+Squash stuns What's with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Squash jolts What's with a barrage of punches to the face. What's ignores it.
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Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-What's probes with a pair of right shots to the jaw, but Squash quickly backs away.
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+What's smashes Squash with an illegal kidney punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
-What's lashes out with a series of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
-What's tries to land a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
+What's connects with a barrage of blows to the mouth.
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+What's attacks with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin. Squash hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Squash catches What's with a series of painful blows to the mouth!
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Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash tries a volley of right punches to the nose, but What's beats a hasty retreat.
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+Squash solidly lands a series of hard punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 15 of 33 punches, and What's the frequency Kenneth? landed 16 of 29 punches.

What's the frequency Kenneth? won the round 10-9

What's the frequency Kenneth? is winning the fight 10-9


Squash doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody nose.

What's doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
What's clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-What's probes with a volley of punches to the head, but Squash leaps aside.
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Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Squash attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
-Squash probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Squash tags What's with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest. What's quickly recovers.
Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
+What's clocks Squash with a barrage of loud punches to the eye.
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Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+What's suprises Squash with a low blow! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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+Squash hits What's with a series of punches to the stomach. What's gets mad!
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-What's probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-What's attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+What's hits Squash with a volley of punches to the stomach. Squash shakes his head to clear it.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 18 of 33 punches, and What's the frequency Kenneth? landed 13 of 34 punches.

What's the frequency Kenneth? won the round 10-9

What's the frequency Kenneth? is winning the fight 20-18


Squash remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

What's remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
What's clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-What's tries to land a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Squash ducks.
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-What's attempts a hook to the chest, but Squash hides behind his gloves.
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Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Squash probes with a right jab to the mouth, but What's hides behind his gloves.
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+Squash hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
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Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Squash tries to attack, but What's hangs on until the referee separates them.
+What's pops Squash with a flurry of powerful shots to the stomach.
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-Squash fires a volley of right punches to the jaw, but What's covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 12 of 32 punches, and What's the frequency Kenneth? landed 8 of 24 punches.

What's the frequency Kenneth? won the round 10-9

What's the frequency Kenneth? is winning the fight 30-27


Squash grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

What's remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
What's fights inside. (inside)

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-What's attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-What's probes with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Squash charges with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Squash tries to land a series of left punches to the ribs, but What's ties him up.
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+What's pummels Squash with a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
-Squash launches a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Squash lunges with a pair of punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-What's charges with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Squash leaps aside.
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+What's rocks Squash with a barrage of glancing blows to the chest.
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-Squash fires a straight right to the chest, but What's deftly avoits it.
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+Squash lashes out with a series of vicious shots to the chest! What's covers up.
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+Squash catches What's with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 11 of 32 punches, and What's the frequency Kenneth? landed 12 of 30 punches.

What's the frequency Kenneth? won the round 10-9

What's the frequency Kenneth? is winning the fight 40-36


Squash is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

What's grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
What's fights inside. (inside)

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-What's probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Squash takes it in the forearms.
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-What's tries to land a flurry of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-What's lunges with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-What's paws a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Squash steps aside.
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+What's lashes out with a flurry of mean blows to the stomach.
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-Squash charges with a pair of right shots to the chest, but What's ducks.
+Squash nails What's with a stinging straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Squash probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Squash throws a jab to the chest, but What's ties him up.
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+Squash punches What's with a volley of quick punches to the chest.
+What's wallops Squash with a flurry of commanding punches to the solar plexus. Squash asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 11 of 29 punches, and What's the frequency Kenneth? landed 11 of 35 punches.

What's the frequency Kenneth? won the round 10-9

What's the frequency Kenneth? is winning the fight 50-45


Squash is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

What's is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
What's fights inside. (inside)

-What's lunges with a pair of right blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Squash attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Squash pummels What's with a pair of punches to the stomach.
-Squash launches a right straight right to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-Squash tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Squash throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+What's scores with a volley of strong shots to the stomach. Squash backpedals to his own corner.
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-What's attempts a uppercut to the chest, but Squash covers himself well.
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-What's probes with a right hook to the solar plexus, but Squash escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Joe Squash landed 9 of 31 punches, and What's the frequency Kenneth? landed 11 of 32 punches.

What's the frequency Kenneth? won the round 10-9

What's the frequency Kenneth? is winning the fight 60-54


Squash looks exhausted. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

What's is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Squash is using the ring. (using the ring)
What's fights inside. (inside)

+What's annoys Squash with a volley of shots to the temple.
What's lands a quick uppercut and Squash staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Squash struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+What's hits with a barrage of commanding blows to the mouth!
What's lands a lightning right punch in the nose and Squash is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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He's Out!
What's the frequency Kenneth? wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Squash receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose.

What's is slowing down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 2: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 3: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 4: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 5: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 6: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 2: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 3: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 4: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 5: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 6: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 2: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 3: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 4: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 5: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9
Round 6: What's the frequency Kenneth? 10-9

What's the frequency Kenneth? wins by a knockout!