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(Heavyweight) The Commish Wears Depends defeated BOT-152310 by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Saturday, August 10, 2013

In this corner, standing 7 feet(213 centimeters) tall weighing in at 294 pounds (133 kilograms) is The Commish Wears Depends!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 224 pounds (102 kilograms) is BOT-152310!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Depends backpedals and jabs.
Bot-152310 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Depends tries to attack, but Bot-152310 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bot-152310 grazes Depends with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Depends fires a stinging left to the solar plexus.
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Depends tries to attack, but Bot-152310 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Depends lunges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Bot-152310 ducks just in time.
-Bot-152310 probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Depends hits with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Bot-152310 connects with a series of strong blows to the chest.
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-Bot-152310 lashes out with a series of shots to the ribs, but Depends leaps aside.
Depends tries to attack, but Bot-152310 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Depends tries to attack, but Bot-152310 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bot-152310 throws a series of left blows to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 17 of 25 punches, and BOT-152310 landed 6 of 24 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 10-9


Depends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-152310 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Depends backpedals and jabs.
Bot-152310 is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Bot-152310 launches a flurry of left punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Bot-152310 jolts Depends with a pair of punches to the chest. Depends doesn't notice.
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-Bot-152310 paws a volley of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
-Bot-152310 launches a right jab to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Bot-152310 charges with a left sweeping right to the head, but Depends covers himself well.
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-Bot-152310 attacks with a series of left punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bot-152310 attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but Depends escapes.
-Bot-152310 probes with a left cross to the face, but goes wide.
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+Bot-152310 connects with a pair of nice punches to the temple.
-Bot-152310 attempts a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Depends blocks.
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+Depends backs up Bot-152310 with a pair of heavy punches to the ribs. Bot-152310 doesn't notice.
-Bot-152310 paws a right left to the mouth, but to no avail.
-Bot-152310 lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
+Depends tattoos Bot-152310 with a jab to the stomach. Bot-152310 grimaces in pain.
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+Bot-152310 smacks Depends with a volley of nice punches to the face. Depends hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Depends stuns Bot-152310 with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Bot-152310 hits with a jab to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 18 of 23 punches, and BOT-152310 landed 20 of 63 punches.

BOT-152310 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Depends doesn't want to stop fighting!

Bot-152310 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Depends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-152310 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Bot-152310 scores with a flurry of blows to the chest. Depends asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Depends lands a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
Depends tries to attack, but Bot-152310 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bot-152310 tries to land a straight right to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Bot-152310 attacks with a straight right to the chest, but falls short.
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Depends tries to attack, but Bot-152310 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Depends tosses a series of stiff shots to the chest!
Depends tries to attack, but Bot-152310 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Depends tries to attack, but Bot-152310 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Depends tries to attack, but Bot-152310 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 17 of 25 punches, and BOT-152310 landed 6 of 23 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 29-28


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-152310 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Depends backpedals and jabs.
Bot-152310 is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Bot-152310 throws a pair of punches to the chest, but Depends steps aside.
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+Bot-152310 tags Depends with a pair of loud punches to the chest.
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+Depends lands a pair of hard punches to the chest. Bot-152310 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Depends stuns Bot-152310 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Bot-152310 pops Depends with a wild straight right to the face.
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-Bot-152310 tries to land a series of punches to the nose, but Depends blocks.
+Depends pounds Bot-152310 with a flurry of punches to the ribs!!
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-Bot-152310 tries a flurry of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Depends paws a volley of punches to the chest, but misses.
-Bot-152310 attempts a roundhouse to the nose, but Depends escapes.
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-Bot-152310 attacks with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Depends takes it in the forearms.
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-Bot-152310 launches a barrage of left punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Bot-152310 attempts a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Bot-152310 tries a flurry of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 17 of 21 punches, and BOT-152310 landed 18 of 60 punches.

BOT-152310 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-152310 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Depends backpedals and jabs.
Bot-152310 is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Bot-152310 tries to land a volley of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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-Bot-152310 tries a series of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
+Bot-152310 hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
-Bot-152310 lashes out with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Bot-152310 throws a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Depends beats a hasty retreat.
-Bot-152310 fires a right right to the chin, but falls short.
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-Bot-152310 attempts a series of punches to the chin, but Depends deftly avoits it.
+Depends fires a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Bot-152310 probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but Depends ducks just in time.
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-Depends throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Bot-152310 paws a right jab to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Depends solidly lands a jab to the solar plexus!!
+Depends hammers Bot-152310 with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Bot-152310 connects with a hard jab to the solar plexus.
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+Depends pokes Bot-152310 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Bot-152310 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 18 of 25 punches, and BOT-152310 landed 14 of 48 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-9

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 48-47


Depends doesn't even want to rest!

Bot-152310 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Depends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-152310 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Depends connects with a volley of wild punches to the temple.
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-Bot-152310 throws a pair of shots to the face, but Depends narrowly avoids it
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+Depends clocks Bot-152310 with a series of hooks to the nose.
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+Depends lashes out with a pair of powerful crosses to the chin.
Depends lands a powerful left uppercut and Bot-152310 is knocked off his feet!!

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Bot-152310 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Bot-152310 attempts a flurry of shots to the head, but Depends stays away from it.
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+Bot-152310 jars Depends with a head butt! The audience is howling!
+Bot-152310 throws a pair of blows to the nose.
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+Bot-152310 throws a volley of stinging shots to the nose.
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+Depends attacks with a flurry of quick blows to the jaw.
Depends lands a brutal left hook and Bot-152310 is flattened!!

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Bot-152310 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Bot-152310 probes with a volley of left blows to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Bot-152310 lands a quick shot to the jaw.
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+Depends hits with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Bot-152310 thumps Depends with a stinging blow to the chin.
-Bot-152310 fires a flurry of right punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-Bot-152310 lashes out with a barrage of shots to the jaw, but Depends blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Commish Wears Depends landed 22 of 22 punches, and BOT-152310 landed 12 of 45 punches.

The Commish Wears Depends won the round 10-7

The Commish Wears Depends is winning the fight 58-54


Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-152310 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Depends is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Bot-152310 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Bot-152310 annoys Depends with a bite to the ear! The audience is howling!
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+Depends throws a flurry of nasty shots to the jaw.
Depends lands a beautiful haymaker and Bot-152310 staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Bot-152310 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Depends throws a barrage of punches to the chin.
Depends lands a mighty haymaker and Bot-152310 bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
The Commish Wears Depends wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Depends remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bot-152310 collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 2: BOT-152310 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: BOT-152310 10-9
Round 6: The Commish Wears Depends 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 2: BOT-152310 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 5: BOT-152310 10-9
Round 6: The Commish Wears Depends 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 2: BOT-152310 10-9
Round 3: The Commish Wears Depends 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: BOT-152310 10-9
Round 6: The Commish Wears Depends 10-7

The Commish Wears Depends wins by a knockout!