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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\903077.htm on local disk...(Strawweight) Nubby The Boxer defeated Wee Wanker Keeler by technical knockout (TKO) in round 10.Match Saturday, August 10, 2013In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 99 pounds (45 kilograms) is Nubby The Boxer!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 72 pounds (33 kilograms) is Wee Wanker Keeler!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Nubby is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Keeler pokes Nubby with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Keeler catches Nubby with a series of painful punches to the jaw!
+Keeler tags Nubby with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs.
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+Keeler pokes Nubby with a barrage of uppercuts to the jaw.
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+Keeler jars Nubby with a flurry of powerful punches to the head.
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-Nubby attempts a barrage of crosses to the head, but to no avail.
-Nubby throws a pair of right punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
-Nubby lunges with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-Nubby fires a volley of left punches to the chin, but Keeler takes it in the forearms.
-Nubby launches a barrage of left hooks to the head, but misses.
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-Nubby probes with a series of left hooks to the mouth, but Keeler stays away from it.
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+Keeler lashes out with a volley of wild punches to the jaw. Nubby beats a hasty retreat.
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+Keeler jolts Nubby with a flurry of wild punches to the chin. Nubby covers up.
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+Keeler lands a pair of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Nubby annoys Keeler with a volley of shots to the mouth. Keeler ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nubby The Boxer landed 8 of 39 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 30 of 30 punches.
Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9
Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 10-9
Nubby doesn't want to stop fighting!
Keeler doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Nubby is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Keeler throws a pair of strong punches to the head!
-Nubby tries to land a volley of shots to the chest, but Keeler escapes.
-Nubby throws a series of left uppercuts to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Keeler clocks Nubby with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Nubby throws a hook to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Keeler attacks with a pair of heavy punches to the chin. Nubby sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Nubby throws a series of right crosses to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Nubby lands a pair of furious hooks to the solar plexus.
-Nubby fires a series of left punches to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Nubby attacks with a right to the ribs, but Keeler narrowly avoids it
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+Keeler pokes Nubby with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Keeler hits with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nubby The Boxer landed 10 of 37 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 29 of 29 punches.
Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9
Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 20-18
Nubby doesn't even want to rest!
Keeler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Nubby is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Nubby tries a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Keeler blocks.
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+Nubby pounds Keeler with a series of crosses to the chest.
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-Nubby paws a barrage of left shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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+Keeler drills Nubby with a volley of nasty punches to the mouth.
-Nubby attempts a pair of uppercuts to the chest, but Keeler ties him up.
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-Nubby probes with a series of left punches to the ribs, but Keeler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Keeler fires a pair of light punches to the nose. Nubby gets mad!
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+Keeler suprises Nubby with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth. Nubby backpedals to his own corner.
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+Keeler hits with a barrage of punches to the chest. Nubby beats a hasty retreat.
+Keeler hits with a straight right to the face.
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-Nubby fires a barrage of crosses to the ribs, but Keeler deftly avoits it.
+Nubby smacks Keeler with a cross to the ribs.
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+Keeler attacks with a volley of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Keeler pops Nubby with a volley of off balance punches to the mouth!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nubby The Boxer landed 10 of 39 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 31 of 31 punches.
Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9
Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 30-27
Nubby doesn't even want to rest!
Keeler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Nubby is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Nubby paws a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Keeler steps aside.
+Nubby connects with a pair of wild roundhouses to the chest. Keeler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Keeler annoys Nubby with a pair of punches to the nose.
-Nubby tries to land a right hook to the chest, but misses.
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-Nubby lunges with a volley of hooks to the solar plexus, but Keeler steps aside.
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-Nubby lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Keeler escapes.
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+Keeler fires a series of roundhouses to the chest. Nubby is hurt!
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+Keeler tosses a volley of solid punches to the chin.
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+Keeler lands a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Nubby paws a right to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Nubby paws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Nubby connects with a flurry of stinging hooks to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nubby The Boxer landed 11 of 36 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 30 of 30 punches.
Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9
Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 40-36
Nubby doesn't even want to rest!
Keeler is obviously tired.
ROUND 5
Nubby is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Nubby pummels Keeler with a flurry of heavy roundhouses to the ribs.
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+Keeler whacks Nubby with a uppercut to the face.
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-Nubby attacks with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Nubby lashes out with a series of right crosses to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Keeler takes charge with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin!
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+Keeler lands a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Keeler lands a pair of stiff crosses to the nose.
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-Nubby probes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Nubby pops Keeler with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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-Nubby tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Keeler throws a barrage of loud uppercuts to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nubby The Boxer landed 11 of 44 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 28 of 32 punches.
Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9
Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 50-45
Nubby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Keeler is slowing down.
ROUND 6
Nubby is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Keeler jars Nubby with a mean jab to the solar plexus.
+Keeler hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
-Nubby throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Nubby launches a series of left punches to the chest, but Keeler ducks just in time.
+Keeler catches Nubby with a volley of punches to the nose. Nubby is hurt!
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-Nubby throws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Nubby launches a barrage of left hooks to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Nubby smashes Keeler with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Keeler ignores it.
+Keeler drills Nubby with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Nubby doesn't notice.
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-Nubby fires a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Nubby hits with a flurry of punches to the chest. Keeler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Nubby attempts a pair of left blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Keeler hurts Nubby with a volley of off balance punches to the jaw. Nubby asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nubby The Boxer landed 12 of 38 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 27 of 30 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 60-55
Nubby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Keeler looks exhausted.
ROUND 7
Nubby is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Nubby probes with a hook to the chest, but Keeler covers himself well.
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+Keeler slams Nubby with a glancing straight right to the face!!
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+Nubby tattoos Keeler with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Keeler punches Nubby with a pair of nice punches to the jaw. Nubby doesn't seem bothered.
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+Keeler pummels Nubby with a painful cross to the temple!
-Nubby probes with a left to the solar plexus, but Keeler beats a hasty retreat.
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-Nubby attacks with a series of left punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Keeler tries a volley of right punches to the head, but falls short.
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-Nubby lashes out with a volley of uppercuts to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Nubby tries to land a pair of uppercuts to the ribs, but Keeler hides behind his gloves.
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+Keeler fires a volley of punches to the head. Nubby gets mad!
-Nubby attempts a pair of uppercuts to the stomach, but Keeler hides behind his gloves.
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-Nubby fires a series of right punches to the ribs, but Keeler ducks just in time.
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+Keeler pummels Nubby with a jab to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Nubby The Boxer landed 10 of 41 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 24 of 35 punches.
Nubby The Boxer won the round 10-9
Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 69-65
Nubby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Keeler collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 8
Nubby is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Nubby probes with a left to the stomach, but Keeler covers himself well.
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+Nubby fires a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Nubby lunges with a pair of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Nubby attempts a left hook to the chest, but Keeler ducks.
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+Nubby smacks Keeler with a pair of uppercuts to the chest.
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-Keeler fires a series of right punches to the jaw, but Nubby takes it in the forearms.
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-Keeler attempts a right to the eye, but Nubby covers himself well.
+Keeler catches Nubby with a barrage of powerful punches to the mouth.
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-Nubby probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Keeler ducks just in time.
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+Keeler annoys Nubby with a volley of nice shots to the solar plexus.
+Keeler throws a pair of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nubby The Boxer landed 12 of 37 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 19 of 31 punches.
Nubby The Boxer won the round 10-9
Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 78-75
Nubby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Keeler receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 9
Nubby throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Nubby attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Nubby probes with a barrage of blows to the chest, but Keeler takes it in the forearms.
+Nubby hits with a pair of furious punches to the chest.
+Nubby grazes Keeler with a volley of powerful roundhouses to the stomach.
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-Nubby tries to land a flurry of right uppercuts to the chest, but Keeler beats a hasty retreat.
-Nubby throws a left right to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Nubby fires a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Keeler beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Nubby The Boxer landed 13 of 42 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 4 of 8 punches.
Nubby The Boxer won the round 10-9
Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 87-85
Nubby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Keeler can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 10
Nubby throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Nubby pops Keeler with a barrage of strong uppercuts to the solar plexus. Keeler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Nubby lands a series of hooks to the ribs.
-Nubby tries to land a jab to the chest, but Keeler ducks.
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-Nubby tries a pair of left punches to the chest, but Keeler narrowly avoids it
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+Nubby catches Keeler with a nasty cross to the stomach. Nubby sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Keeler seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Nubby The Boxer wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Nubby remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Keeler can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 3: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 4: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 5: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 6: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 7: Nubby The Boxer 10-9
Round 8: Nubby The Boxer 10-9
Round 9: Nubby The Boxer 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 3: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 4: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 5: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 6: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 7: Nubby The Boxer 10-9
Round 8: Nubby The Boxer 10-9
Round 9: Nubby The Boxer 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 3: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 4: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 5: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 6: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 7: Nubby The Boxer 10-9
Round 8: Nubby The Boxer 10-9
Round 9: Nubby The Boxer 10-9
Nubby The Boxer wins by a technical knockout!
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