Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\902000.htm on local disk...(Heavyweight) Mr. Einstein defeated Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 10.Match Saturday, August 03, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 226 pounds (103 kilograms) is Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 245 pounds (111 kilograms) is Mr. Einstein!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Beerguzzler is brawling. (inside)
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Beerguzzler charges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Beerguzzler attempts a barrage of blows to the chest, but Einstein stays away from it.
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-Beerguzzler launches a pair of left shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Beerguzzler tries a pair of left shots to the chest, but Einstein beats a hasty retreat.
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+Einstein fires a barrage of quick punches to the temple. Beerguzzler covers up.
+Einstein tosses a off balance uppercut to the temple.
-Beerguzzler launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Beerguzzler whacks Einstein with a blow to the groin! That was totally uncalled for!
+Beerguzzler staggers Einstein with a flurry of furious punches to the ribs!
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+Einstein hurts Beerguzzler with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Einstein throws a series of stiff shots to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 8 of 39 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 23 of 23 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 10-9
Beerguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Einstein doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Beerguzzler is brawling. (inside)
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Einstein connects with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Beerguzzler tries a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Einstein ties him up.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a volley of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Einstein drills Beerguzzler with a series of solid punches to the chin.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Einstein steps aside and laughs.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a right to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Einstein fires a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Einstein tattoos Beerguzzler with a volley of punches to the eye! Beerguzzler seems wobbly!
+Beerguzzler wakes up the fans with a pair of mean blows to the solar plexus. Einstein sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Beerguzzler throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Beerguzzler paws a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Einstein steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 8 of 40 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 22 of 25 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 20-18
Beerguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Einstein doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Beerguzzler is brawling. (inside)
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Beerguzzler lashes out with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Einstein ties him up.
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-Beerguzzler tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Einstein wakes up the fans with a flurry of hard shots to the chin.
+Einstein pummels Beerguzzler with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Beerguzzler fires a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Einstein stays away from it.
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-Beerguzzler throws a volley of blows to the chest, but Einstein ducks just in time.
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+Beerguzzler punches Einstein with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs. Einstein gets mad!
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+Einstein clocks Beerguzzler with a flurry of mean punches to the face.
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+Einstein scores with a flurry of strong punches to the face.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Beerguzzler attempts a cross to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Einstein hits with a volley of punches to the eye!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 7 of 39 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 23 of 25 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 30-27
Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Einstein remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Beerguzzler is brawling. (inside)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Beerguzzler charges with a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Einstein narrowly avoids it
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-Beerguzzler probes with a left hook to the stomach, but Einstein beats a hasty retreat.
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-Beerguzzler charges with a volley of blows to the ribs, but misses.
+Beerguzzler shakes Einstein with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Beerguzzler paws a barrage of left blows to the chest, but to no avail.
-Beerguzzler attempts a cross to the stomach, but Einstein narrowly avoids it
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-Beerguzzler charges with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Einstein shakes Beerguzzler with a volley of punches to the chin!
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-Beerguzzler charges with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but Einstein takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 8 of 37 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 8 of 8 punches.
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 39-37
Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Beerguzzler is brawling. (inside)
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Beerguzzler paws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Beerguzzler strikes with a pair of nice punches to the ribs!
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+Einstein jolts Beerguzzler with a volley of glancing punches to the nose.
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+Beerguzzler throws Einstein with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Einstein solidly lands a barrage of mean punches to the jaw!!
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-Beerguzzler probes with a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Einstein ducks just in time.
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-Beerguzzler lunges with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Einstein suprises Beerguzzler with a volley of nasty punches to the eye.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a flurry of blows to the chest, but Einstein stays away from it.
+Einstein throws a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 9 of 39 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 25 of 25 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 49-46
Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Beerguzzler is brawling. (inside)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Beerguzzler lunges with a pair of right blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Beerguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Einstein covers himself well.
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-Beerguzzler lunges with a series of right blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a volley of right shots to the stomach, but Einstein takes it in the forearms.
-Beerguzzler probes with a left left to the chest, but Einstein steps aside and laughs.
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-Beerguzzler attempts a pair of blows to the ribs, but Einstein takes it in the forearms.
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+Beerguzzler scores with a pair of stiff punches to the stomach.
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+Einstein hits with a barrage of painful punches to the chin. Beerguzzler doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 7 of 41 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 8 of 8 punches.
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 58-56
Beerguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Beerguzzler is brawling. (inside)
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Einstein wallops Beerguzzler with a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
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-Beerguzzler tries a volley of shots to the ribs, but Einstein backs out of it.
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+Einstein attacks with a series of vicious punches to the face.
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-Beerguzzler throws a barrage of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Beerguzzler tries to land a pair of right blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Beerguzzler tries to land a series of punches to the ribs, but Einstein deftly avoits it.
-Beerguzzler paws a volley of left blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Beerguzzler launches a hook to the solar plexus, but Einstein ducks.
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+Beerguzzler takes charge with a volley of hard shots to the ribs.
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+Einstein catches Beerguzzler with a series of shots to the mouth. Beerguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
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-Beerguzzler tries to land a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Einstein punches Beerguzzler with a painful sweeping right to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 7 of 39 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 23 of 23 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 68-65
Beerguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Einstein grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Beerguzzler is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Einstein is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Beerguzzler throws a series of crosses to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Einstein tags Beerguzzler with a loud straight right to the jaw.
-Beerguzzler lashes out with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Einstein escapes.
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-Beerguzzler tries a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Einstein ties him up.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Einstein deftly avoits it.
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+Beerguzzler wallops Einstein with a barrage of solid punches to the chest.
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+Beerguzzler takes charge with a off balance jab to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 9 of 36 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 7 of 7 punches.
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler won the round 10-9
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 77-75
Beerguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Einstein is obviously tired.
ROUND 9
Beerguzzler is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Einstein thumps Beerguzzler with a series of nice punches to the temple.
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-Beerguzzler probes with a flurry of crosses to the chest, but Einstein steps aside and laughs.
-Beerguzzler charges with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Einstein leaps aside.
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+Einstein thumps Beerguzzler with a jab to the eye. Beerguzzler ignores it.
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+Beerguzzler lashes out with a quick hook to the stomach.
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-Beerguzzler throws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Beerguzzler rocks Einstein with a pair of strong hooks to the solar plexus.
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-Beerguzzler throws a volley of roundhouses to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Einstein backs up Beerguzzler with a volley of loud punches to the mouth.
Einstein lands a quick cross to the jaw and Beerguzzler collapses!!
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Beerguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Beerguzzler paws a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Einstein covers himself well.
+Einstein punches Beerguzzler with a stiff cross to the mouth.
Einstein lands a decisive punch in the nose and Beerguzzler is knocked down!!
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Beerguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Beerguzzler lands a volley of stiff hooks to the chest!!
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+Einstein lashes out with a series of punches to the head.
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+Einstein strikes with a barrage of punches to the eye.
+Einstein lands a flurry of punches to the mouth. Beerguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Einstein suprises Beerguzzler with a series of painful punches to the chin.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler landed 9 of 40 punches, and Mr. Einstein landed 30 of 30 punches.
Mr. Einstein won the round 10-7
Mr. Einstein is winning the fight 87-82
Beerguzzler is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Einstein is obviously tired. He has a broken tooth.
ROUND 10
Beerguzzler throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Einstein is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Einstein clocks Beerguzzler with a series of punches to the eye.
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-Beerguzzler tries a series of punches to the face, but Einstein blocks.
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+Beerguzzler shakes Einstein with a flurry of nice hooks to the jaw.
+Beerguzzler staggers Einstein with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Einstein is hurt!
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+Einstein connects with a mean roundhouse to the mouth.
Einstein lands a powerful blow to the head and Beerguzzler hurtles to the canvas!!
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Beerguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Beerguzzler tries to land a pair of left blows to the eye, but misses.
+Einstein solidly lands a pair of off balance blows to the jaw.
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+Einstein tosses a pair of punches to the head.
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+Einstein pounds Beerguzzler with a flurry of quick punches to the head.
-Beerguzzler launches a flurry of roundhouses to the head, but only hits air.
-Beerguzzler paws a series of punches to the jaw, but Einstein ducks.
+Einstein wallops Beerguzzler with a right to the jaw. Beerguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Einstein lands a slow motion left uppercut and Beerguzzler is knocked off his feet!!
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Beerguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Beerguzzler lunges with a pair of left crosses to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Einstein nails Beerguzzler with a off balance sweeping right to the face.
-Beerguzzler paws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Einstein hammers Beerguzzler with a pair of solid punches to the nose!!
Einstein lands a beautiful blow to the head and Beerguzzler is flattened!!
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He's Out!
Mr. Einstein wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Beerguzzler looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Einstein is obviously tired. He has a broken tooth.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 4: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 6: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 8: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Einstein 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 4: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 6: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 8: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Einstein 10-7
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 2: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 3: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 4: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 6: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Mr. Einstein 10-9
Round 8: Cosmopolitan Beerguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Mr. Einstein 10-7
Mr. Einstein wins by a knockout!
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