Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\897596.htm on local disk...(Welterweight) Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 defeated Molly Hatchet by unanimous decision: 116-113, 115-113, 117-111.Match Wednesday, July 03, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 145 pounds (66 kilograms) is Molly Hatchet!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 139 pounds (63 kilograms) is Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Hatchet stays outside and uses his jab.
Beefcake! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Beefcake! hits with a flurry of hard punches to the face!
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+Hatchet shakes Beefcake! with a vicious jab to the jaw.
-Beefcake! throws a left uppercut to the eye, but Hatchet ducks.
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beefcake! lands a series of shots to the mouth. Hatchet backpedals to his own corner.
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hatchet lands a pair of hard punches to the face.
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+Beefcake! annoys Hatchet with a jab to the solar plexus.
+Hatchet hits with a pair of punches to the face!!
+Beefcake! connects with a flurry of loud punches to the nose!
+Hatchet fires a jab to the temple. Beefcake! backpedals to his own corner.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hatchet smacks Beefcake! with a volley of light punches to the mouth. Beefcake! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beefcake! wakes up the fans with a series of shots to the stomach!
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+Hatchet punches Beefcake! with a flurry of nasty punches to the head. Beefcake! grimaces in pain.
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+Beefcake! annoys Hatchet with a hook to the eye.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Beefcake! lands a nasty jab to the solar plexus! Hatchet quickly recovers.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Beefcake! shakes Hatchet with a flurry of stiff shots to the ribs. Hatchet sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Hatchet hits with a series of furious punches to the jaw.
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+Beefcake! lashes out with a volley of furious shots to the face!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Molly Hatchet landed 31 of 31 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 44 of 51 punches.
Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9
Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 10-9
Hatchet doesn't want to stop fighting!
Beefcake! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Hatchet stays outside and uses his jab.
Beefcake! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Hatchet hits with a cross to the jaw.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beefcake! attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Hatchet takes it in the forearms.
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+Beefcake! hits Hatchet with a series of vicious blows to the temple. Hatchet backpedals to his own corner.
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hatchet drills Beefcake! with a barrage of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Hatchet throws a series of punches to the chest.
+Beefcake! throws a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus!
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beefcake! annoys Hatchet with a series of hard punches to the nose.
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hatchet whacks Beefcake! with a stiff jab to the mouth!!
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+Beefcake! hits with a volley of stiff blows to the eye.
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+Hatchet pokes Beefcake! with a barrage of shots to the temple.
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+Hatchet tosses a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Beefcake! pokes Hatchet with a volley of nice blows to the eye.
+Beefcake! tags Hatchet with a volley of loud shots to the solar plexus.
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+Hatchet punches Beefcake! with a pair of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Beefcake! backs up Hatchet with a volley of painful blows to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Molly Hatchet landed 37 of 37 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 42 of 48 punches.
Molly Hatchet won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Hatchet doesn't want to stop fighting!
Beefcake! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Hatchet stays outside and uses his jab.
Beefcake! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Hatchet solidly lands a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus!
+Hatchet punches Beefcake! with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Beefcake! clocks Hatchet with a series of off balance blows to the ribs. Hatchet covers up.
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hatchet hits with a jab to the chin.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beefcake! attacks with a volley of nice shots to the ribs.
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+Hatchet tattoos Beefcake! with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
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-Beefcake! throws a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
+Hatchet pokes Beefcake! with a jab to the jaw.
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+Beefcake! hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Hatchet sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Beefcake! lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beefcake! scores with a flurry of hard shots to the chest!! Hatchet laughs!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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+Hatchet clocks Beefcake! with a barrage of glancing punches to the mouth. Beefcake! grimaces in pain.
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+Hatchet lands a painful straight right to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Molly Hatchet landed 38 of 39 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 22 of 32 punches.
Molly Hatchet won the round 10-9
Molly Hatchet is winning the fight 29-28
Hatchet doesn't even want to rest!
Beefcake! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Hatchet stays outside and uses his jab.
Beefcake! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Beefcake! lands a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
+Beefcake! wallops Hatchet with a series of shots to the eye. Hatchet hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Beefcake! thumps Hatchet with a pair of blows to the jaw.
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+Beefcake! tags Hatchet with a barrage of nice shots to the chin.
+Hatchet wallops Beefcake! with a solid jab to the eye!!
+Beefcake! clocks Hatchet with a hard left to the ribs.
+Beefcake! staggers Hatchet with a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
-Beefcake! attempts a pair of right shots to the head, but he's too slow.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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+Beefcake! punches Hatchet with a barrage of light shots to the face. Hatchet quickly recovers.
+Beefcake! fires a series of nasty shots to the head.
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+Hatchet lands a flurry of vicious punches to the chin.
+Beefcake! jolts Hatchet with a pair of shots to the chest.
+Hatchet catches Beefcake! with a volley of blows to the chest.
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+Beefcake! attacks with a pair of heavy shots to the face. Hatchet sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Hatchet attacks with a sweeping right to the face.
+Beefcake! throws a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
+Beefcake! grazes Hatchet with a barrage of painful punches to the temple!!
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beefcake! hits with a series of blows to the nose.
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hatchet wallops Beefcake! with a pair of loud punches to the temple!!
+Hatchet fires a volley of mean punches to the temple. Beefcake! falls against the ropes!
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beefcake! attempts a volley of left shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Beefcake! whacks Hatchet with a pair of stinging blows to the chin.
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+Hatchet jars Beefcake! with a loud jab to the stomach. Beefcake! backpedals to his own corner.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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+Hatchet staggers Beefcake! with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Molly Hatchet landed 38 of 38 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 62 of 80 punches.
Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Hatchet doesn't even want to rest!
Beefcake! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Hatchet stays outside and uses his jab.
Beefcake! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Beefcake! tattoos Hatchet with a flurry of blows to the head. Hatchet sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Beefcake! throws a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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+Beefcake! attacks with a pair of blows to the stomach!
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+Beefcake! tags Hatchet with a pair of furious blows to the jaw. Hatchet doesn't notice.
+Beefcake! thumps Hatchet with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beefcake! hits Hatchet with a series of blows to the chest.
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-Beefcake! tries to land a series of punches to the jaw, but Hatchet ducks.
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beefcake! lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Beefcake! nails Hatchet with a series of stinging shots to the temple.
+Hatchet stuns Beefcake! with a mean jab to the head. Beefcake! shakes his head to clear it.
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+Beefcake! tosses a series of blows to the face.
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hatchet shakes Beefcake! with a cross to the nose.
+Beefcake! annoys Hatchet with a flurry of blows to the eye.
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+Hatchet tattoos Beefcake! with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
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+Hatchet thumps Beefcake! with a pair of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Hatchet smashes Beefcake! with a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Hatchet jolts Beefcake! with a series of stiff punches to the temple.
+Hatchet throws a nasty straight right to the nose!
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Beefcake! throws a volley of shots to the jaw, but Hatchet blocks.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Molly Hatchet landed 37 of 37 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 44 of 62 punches.
Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9
Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 48-47
Hatchet doesn't even want to rest!
Beefcake! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Hatchet stays outside and uses his jab.
Beefcake! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Hatchet fires a straight right to the stomach.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hatchet thumps Beefcake! with a volley of nice blows to the face.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hatchet tags Beefcake! with a volley of blows to the nose.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hatchet hits with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus. Beefcake! covers up.
+Hatchet stuns Beefcake! with a cross to the eye.
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+Hatchet drills Beefcake! with a volley of stiff punches to the face.
+Beefcake! staggers Hatchet with a volley of glancing punches to the mouth. Hatchet hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hatchet fires a pair of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Beefcake! tattoos Hatchet with a flurry of hard blows to the solar plexus.
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+Hatchet solidly lands a series of hard punches to the mouth.
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+Hatchet scores with a series of shots to the temple. Beefcake! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Molly Hatchet landed 38 of 42 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 12 of 16 punches.
Molly Hatchet won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Hatchet remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Beefcake! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Hatchet stays outside and uses his jab.
Beefcake! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beefcake! stuns Hatchet with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
+Hatchet shakes Beefcake! with a series of punches to the temple. Beefcake! asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Hatchet strikes with a barrage of painful punches to the chin.
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+Beefcake! pummels Hatchet with a series of vicious punches to the eye.
+Beefcake! jolts Hatchet with a pair of punches to the ribs.
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hatchet scores with a series of punches to the chin.
+Beefcake! rocks Hatchet with a flurry of hard punches to the head.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beefcake! throws a flurry of quick blows to the chin. Hatchet backpedals to his own corner.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beefcake! probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Hatchet ducks just in time.
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-Beefcake! lashes out with a series of punches to the head, but Hatchet steps aside and laughs.
+Hatchet slams Beefcake! with a volley of painful punches to the head. Beefcake! gets mad!
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Beefcake! hits Hatchet with a left to the eye. Hatchet beats a hasty retreat.
+Hatchet annoys Beefcake! with a vicious jab to the chest. Beefcake! asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Beefcake! jolts Hatchet with a barrage of punches to the temple! Hatchet hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Beefcake! annoys Hatchet with a cross to the face.
+Hatchet hits Beefcake! with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
+Hatchet lands a flurry of commanding punches to the chin.
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hatchet smashes Beefcake! with a flurry of wild punches to the mouth. Beefcake! retreats to the far corner.
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+Beefcake! hits with a pair of nice shots to the mouth!
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
-Beefcake! probes with a volley of right shots to the face, but Hatchet narrowly avoids it
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+Beefcake! jolts Hatchet with a pair of punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Molly Hatchet landed 38 of 38 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 50 of 62 punches.
Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9
Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 67-66
Hatchet remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Beefcake! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Hatchet stays outside and uses his jab.
Beefcake! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Hatchet shakes Beefcake! with a pair of light punches to the nose. Beefcake! asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Hatchet nails Beefcake! with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Hatchet whacks Beefcake! with a pair of punches to the chin.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hatchet tosses a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Hatchet hits Beefcake! with a commanding left to the chin. Beefcake! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Hatchet throws a series of punches to the temple.
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+Beefcake! solidly lands a barrage of shots to the ribs.
+Hatchet rocks Beefcake! with a volley of heavy punches to the nose!!
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+Hatchet grazes Beefcake! with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Beefcake! ignores it.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hatchet backs up Beefcake! with a flurry of punches to the chest. Beefcake! gets mad!
+Hatchet solidly lands a flurry of punches to the chest.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Molly Hatchet landed 39 of 39 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 6 of 9 punches.
Molly Hatchet won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Hatchet remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Beefcake! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Hatchet stays outside and uses his jab.
Beefcake! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Beefcake! fires a barrage of light punches to the chest.
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+Hatchet pummels Beefcake! with a series of mean punches to the face. Beefcake! grimaces in pain.
+Beefcake! whacks Hatchet with a series of punches to the face.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Beefcake! takes charge with a series of solid punches to the head.
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+Hatchet shakes Beefcake! with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Beefcake! pops Hatchet with a series of mean punches to the chin. Hatchet asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Beefcake! paws a right cross to the eye, but Hatchet backs out of it.
+Beefcake! hammers Hatchet with a glancing straight right to the nose. Hatchet retreats to the far corner.
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+Beefcake! tosses a series of furious shots to the jaw.
+Hatchet annoys Beefcake! with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach!
+Beefcake! pounds Hatchet with a volley of hard punches to the mouth. Hatchet seems wobbly!
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hatchet fires a series of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Beefcake! lands a volley of glancing shots to the solar plexus!!
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hatchet tags Beefcake! with a pair of punches to the chin. Beefcake! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Beefcake! takes charge with a pair of shots to the face. Hatchet shakes his head to clear it.
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+Beefcake! wakes up the fans with a volley of quick punches to the chin.
+Beefcake! hammers Hatchet with a flurry of blows to the nose.
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+Hatchet catches Beefcake! with a series of nasty punches to the face. Beefcake! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Beefcake! lands a strong hook to the chest.
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+Hatchet rocks Beefcake! with a cross to the chest.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beefcake! stuns Hatchet with a barrage of furious shots to the jaw.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beefcake! solidly lands a pair of punches to the face.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Beefcake! takes charge with a flurry of mean shots to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Molly Hatchet landed 37 of 43 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 70 of 80 punches.
Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9
Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 86-85
Hatchet remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Beefcake! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Hatchet stays outside and uses his jab.
Beefcake! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Beefcake! slams Hatchet with a roundhouse to the head. Hatchet ignores it.
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+Hatchet lands a flurry of heavy shots to the jaw.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the face.
-Beefcake! throws a left cross to the nose, but Hatchet narrowly avoids it
-Beefcake! probes with a straight right to the jaw, but Hatchet beats a hasty retreat.
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+Beefcake! shakes Hatchet with a flurry of shots to the chin. Hatchet gets mad!
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hatchet hits Beefcake! with a off balance roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Beefcake! tosses a series of furious punches to the head. Hatchet covers up.
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+Beefcake! solidly lands a volley of commanding blows to the mouth.
+Beefcake! takes charge with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
+Hatchet lashes out with a pair of punches to the head.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Beefcake! hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hatchet hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach. Beefcake! grimaces in pain.
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+Beefcake! throws a stinging uppercut to the chest.
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+Beefcake! hits with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Beefcake! lashes out with a barrage of shots to the nose, but he's too slow.
-Beefcake! attacks with a uppercut to the eye, but Hatchet narrowly avoids it
+Hatchet backs up Beefcake! with a cross to the nose. Beefcake! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Hatchet rocks Beefcake! with a series of punches to the chest!
+Hatchet jolts Beefcake! with a series of quick punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Molly Hatchet landed 38 of 38 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 61 of 83 punches.
Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9
Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 96-94
Hatchet remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Beefcake! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Hatchet stays outside and uses his jab.
Beefcake! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Beefcake! tosses a barrage of blows to the jaw.
+Beefcake! strikes with a pair of stiff punches to the temple!! Hatchet sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hatchet suprises Beefcake! with a pair of loud punches to the eye! Beefcake! doesn't seem bothered.
+Beefcake! backs up Hatchet with a loud left to the stomach. Hatchet retreats to the far corner.
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+Beefcake! thumps Hatchet with a volley of quick blows to the eye!
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+Hatchet hits with a series of punches to the jaw. Beefcake! retreats to the far corner.
+Beefcake! lashes out with a series of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Hatchet throws a series of hard punches to the temple!
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+Beefcake! tattoos Hatchet with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus! Hatchet ignores it.
+Hatchet jars Beefcake! with a volley of glancing punches to the head.
+Beefcake! stuns Hatchet with a flurry of off balance punches to the chin! Hatchet laughs!
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+Hatchet tosses a barrage of stiff punches to the eye.
+Beefcake! stuns Hatchet with a series of punches to the stomach.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hatchet takes charge with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
+Beefcake! backs up Hatchet with a pair of nasty punches to the chin!
+Hatchet solidly lands a flurry of loud punches to the mouth!
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
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-Beefcake! tries to land a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Beefcake! catches Hatchet with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
-Beefcake! throws a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beefcake! fires a powerful uppercut to the chest.
+Hatchet staggers Beefcake! with a flurry of powerful punches to the chest.
-Beefcake! probes with a series of punches to the temple, but misses.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the chin.
+Hatchet staggers Beefcake! with a heavy sweeping right to the mouth.
+Hatchet lands a volley of solid blows to the stomach. Beefcake! retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Molly Hatchet landed 40 of 43 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 57 of 72 punches.
Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9
Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 106-103
Hatchet remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Beefcake! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Hatchet stays outside and uses his jab.
Beefcake! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Beefcake! drills Hatchet with a series of mean shots to the temple.
+Hatchet tosses a barrage of nasty punches to the eye. Beefcake! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Hatchet suprises Beefcake! with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose.
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+Beefcake! wakes up the fans with a pair of nice punches to the face.
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+Beefcake! tags Hatchet with a heavy uppercut to the nose!
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+Beefcake! connects with a pair of shots to the eye. Hatchet doesn't notice.
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+Hatchet belts Beefcake! with a flurry of punches to the face. Beefcake! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Beefcake! solidly lands a series of commanding punches to the jaw!
+Beefcake! hits with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus.
+Beefcake! hits with a series of mean shots to the ribs!
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Beefcake! pummels Hatchet with a series of powerful blows to the solar plexus. Hatchet hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Hatchet clocks Beefcake! with a series of wild shots to the nose!
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Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the eye.
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beefcake! suprises Hatchet with a pair of quick punches to the temple. Hatchet covers up.
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+Hatchet suprises Beefcake! with a volley of nasty shots to the temple.
+Beefcake! connects with a barrage of wild blows to the solar plexus.
+Hatchet lashes out with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth. Beefcake! doesn't notice.
+Beefcake! fires a flurry of painful blows to the chin.
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+Beefcake! annoys Hatchet with a series of painful shots to the mouth!!
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+Hatchet catches Beefcake! with a barrage of nasty punches to the nose.
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-Beefcake! tries a pair of shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Beefcake! grazes Hatchet with a flurry of commanding blows to the face.
+Beefcake! wallops Hatchet with a flurry of stinging punches to the chin. Hatchet falls against the ropes!
+Beefcake! attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye!!
Hatchet tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Beefcake! lands a flurry of powerful punches to the face. Hatchet shakes his head to clear it.
+Hatchet lands a flurry of solid blows to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Molly Hatchet landed 37 of 37 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 73 of 76 punches.
Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9
Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 116-112
Hatchet remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Beefcake! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 2: Molly Hatchet 10-9
Round 3: Molly Hatchet 10-9
Round 4: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Molly Hatchet 10-9
Round 7: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 8: Molly Hatchet 10-9
Round 9: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 10: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 11: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 12: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Total Score: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 116-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 2: Molly Hatchet 10-9
Round 3: Molly Hatchet 10-9
Round 4: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 5: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 6: Molly Hatchet 10-9
Round 7: Molly Hatchet 10-9
Round 8: Molly Hatchet 10-9
Round 9: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 10: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 11: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 12: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Total Score: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 115-113
Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 2: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 3: Molly Hatchet 10-9
Round 4: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 5: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 6: Molly Hatchet 10-9
Round 7: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 8: Molly Hatchet 10-9
Round 9: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 10: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 11: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 12: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Total Score: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 117-111
Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 wins by decision!
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