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(Strawweight) Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP defeated Wee Wanker Keeler by unanimous decision: 120-109, 120-110, 120-109.

Match Tuesday, July 02, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 75 pounds (34 kilograms) is Wee Wanker Keeler!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Patrick throws a jab to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Keeler tattoos Patrick with a jab to the mouth.
-Keeler throws a right cross to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Keeler hits Patrick with a series of powerful punches to the nose.
+Patrick hits with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Patrick tags Keeler with a series of punches to the mouth.
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-Patrick fires a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Keeler stuns Patrick with a nice jab to the eye!!
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-Patrick attacks with a right jab to the temple, but fails to score.
-Keeler tries a volley of left blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Patrick annoys Keeler with a volley of powerful punches to the chest.
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-Patrick tries a right roundhouse to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Patrick launches a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Keeler ties him up.
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+Patrick wallops Keeler with a pair of light punches to the temple.
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-Patrick probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Patrick attacks with a barrage of right punches to the face, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 17 of 52 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 21 of 36 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 10-9


Patrick doesn't want to stop fighting!

Keeler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Keeler lashes out with a pair of shots to the mouth.
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+Patrick hits with a volley of painful punches to the temple!
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+Keeler smacks Patrick with a barrage of mean punches to the chin!
+Patrick hits Keeler with a volley of light punches to the stomach. Keeler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Patrick probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but Keeler backs out of it.
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+Keeler slams Patrick with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Keeler lashes out with a jab to the nose!
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-Patrick lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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-Patrick probes with a volley of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
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-Patrick tries to land a series of left punches to the ribs, but Keeler takes it in the forearms.
-Patrick attempts a pair of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
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-Keeler lunges with a volley of punches to the jaw, but Patrick ducks.
-Patrick throws a left jab to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Patrick strikes with a barrage of punches to the chin!
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-Keeler lunges with a pair of left punches to the chin, but Patrick leaps aside.
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-Patrick throws a barrage of punches to the face, but Keeler quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 17 of 58 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 18 of 31 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 20-18


Patrick doesn't want to stop fighting!

Keeler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Patrick probes with a series of punches to the eye, but Keeler takes it in the forearms.
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-Patrick probes with a pair of right punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Keeler catches Patrick with a barrage of heavy punches to the nose!
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-Patrick paws a series of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Keeler throws a series of punches to the face, but Patrick escapes.
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+Patrick lands a pair of powerful punches to the face.
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-Patrick charges with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but Keeler backs out of it.
-Patrick charges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Patrick attacks with a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Keeler lunges with a barrage of right punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
-Patrick lashes out with a series of left punches to the jaw, but Keeler blocks.
+Keeler jars Patrick with a flurry of punches to the face. Patrick sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Keeler fires a volley of commanding blows to the ribs.
-Patrick attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but Keeler leaps aside.
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+Patrick hits with a volley of wild punches to the mouth.
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-Keeler attempts a pair of right punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 16 of 59 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 19 of 32 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 30-27


Patrick doesn't even want to rest!

Keeler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Patrick throws a pair of punches to the chin, but Keeler escapes.
+Patrick lands a barrage of punches to the chest. Keeler covers up.
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-Keeler attempts a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Patrick steps aside and laughs.
+Keeler punches Patrick with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth.
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-Keeler probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Patrick tries to land a barrage of punches to the chin, but Keeler beats a hasty retreat.
-Patrick probes with a straight right to the nose, but Keeler covers himself well.
-Patrick tries to land a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Keeler covers himself well.
+Patrick strikes with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Patrick lashes out with a pair of left punches to the head, but Keeler stays away from it.
+Keeler smacks Patrick with a barrage of furious punches to the chin. Patrick beats a hasty retreat.
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-Patrick paws a right sweeping right to the eye, but Keeler hides behind his gloves.
-Patrick throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
-Patrick paws a cross to the face, but comes up empty.
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+Patrick throws a flurry of painful punches to the eye!
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+Keeler suprises Patrick with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Patrick lunges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Patrick fires a pair of right punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
-Patrick attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but only hits air.
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+Keeler annoys Patrick with a series of mean punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 15 of 60 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 18 of 30 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 40-36


Patrick doesn't even want to rest!

Keeler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Patrick launches a barrage of right punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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-Keeler attempts a pair of left punches to the head, but Patrick deftly avoits it.
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-Keeler probes with a series of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Patrick charges with a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Keeler blocks.
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-Patrick launches a volley of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
+Patrick jolts Keeler with a pair of glancing punches to the face. Keeler backpedals to his own corner.
+Keeler drills Patrick with a pair of painful punches to the stomach.
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-Patrick launches a barrage of punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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+Keeler punches Patrick with a volley of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Keeler whacks Patrick with a flurry of stinging shots to the mouth.
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+Patrick smacks Keeler with a series of punches to the stomach. Keeler backpedals to his own corner.
-Keeler probes with a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Patrick ducks just in time.
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-Patrick tries a jab to the jaw, but Keeler takes it in the forearms.
-Patrick launches a flurry of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 16 of 55 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 17 of 30 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 50-45


Patrick doesn't even want to rest!

Keeler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Patrick hits with a pair of commanding punches to the face. Keeler grimaces in pain.
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-Patrick probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Keeler steps aside.
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-Patrick paws a series of punches to the eye, but Keeler blocks.
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+Keeler lands a barrage of wild punches to the chest.
-Patrick probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Keeler backs out of it.
+Patrick rocks Keeler with a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
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-Keeler tries to land a volley of left punches to the temple, but Patrick hides behind his gloves.
-Keeler probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Patrick ducks.
-Patrick launches a series of punches to the nose, but Keeler stays away from it.
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+Patrick tosses a volley of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Keeler fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Patrick attempts a left jab to the jaw, but Keeler ties him up.
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-Patrick paws a pair of left blows to the mouth, but Keeler covers himself well.
-Patrick launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Patrick paws a series of punches to the temple, but fails to score.
-Patrick attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Keeler leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 17 of 57 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 17 of 32 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 60-54


Patrick doesn't even want to rest!

Keeler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Patrick attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but Keeler ducks just in time.
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+Patrick stuns Keeler with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw.
-Patrick tries to land a volley of right blows to the mouth, but Keeler steps aside.
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-Keeler tries a right sweeping right to the nose, but comes up empty.
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+Keeler pummels Patrick with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Patrick tries to land a cross to the mouth, but Keeler quickly backs away.
-Patrick tries to land a volley of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Patrick probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
-Patrick attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Keeler suprises Patrick with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Patrick hits Keeler with a barrage of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 16 of 53 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 18 of 33 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 70-63


Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Keeler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Patrick launches a pair of punches to the head, but Keeler ties him up.
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+Keeler catches Patrick with a barrage of loud punches to the face.
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+Patrick tosses a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Patrick lands a off balance jab to the head. Keeler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Patrick probes with a barrage of shots to the chin, but Keeler leaps aside.
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-Keeler lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Patrick tries to land a volley of right punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
-Patrick lunges with a pair of punches to the head, but Keeler ducks.
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-Keeler attempts a pair of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
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-Patrick tries to land a pair of left punches to the face, but Keeler covers himself well.
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+Keeler suprises Patrick with a series of glancing punches to the chest.
-Patrick tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but Keeler ducks just in time.
-Patrick tries to land a barrage of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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+Keeler connects with a series of nice punches to the ribs.
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-Patrick tries to land a jab to the nose, but Keeler backs out of it.
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+Keeler solidly lands a volley of solid punches to the chin.
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-Keeler attempts a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Patrick takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 15 of 56 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 18 of 29 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 80-72


Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Keeler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Patrick tries to land a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Patrick smashes Keeler with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Patrick tries to land a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Keeler ducks just in time.
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+Patrick tags Keeler with a barrage of off balance blows to the eye!
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-Patrick throws a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Keeler escapes.
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-Patrick charges with a barrage of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-Patrick tries a flurry of blows to the temple, but Keeler ducks.
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-Patrick attempts a series of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Patrick attempts a volley of punches to the head, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 15 of 55 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 5 of 8 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 90-81


Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Keeler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 10

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Patrick charges with a barrage of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Patrick fires a loud straight right to the face!!
-Patrick probes with a barrage of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
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-Patrick attacks with a barrage of left punches to the head, but to no avail.
-Patrick launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Patrick fires a volley of left punches to the eye, but Keeler stays away from it.
-Patrick attempts a series of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-Patrick tries to land a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Keeler ducks just in time.
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+Patrick shakes Keeler with a barrage of blows to the eye.
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-Patrick lashes out with a series of right shots to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 15 of 60 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 4 of 8 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 100-90


Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Keeler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 11

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Patrick attempts a cross to the jaw, but Keeler leaps aside.
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-Patrick paws a right sweeping right to the chin, but Keeler steps aside and laughs.
-Patrick probes with a flurry of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Patrick connects with a barrage of furious punches to the head.
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+Patrick jolts Keeler with a flurry of punches to the eye. Keeler grimaces in pain.
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-Patrick attempts a left jab to the nose, but misses.
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-Patrick launches a volley of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Patrick lunges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Keeler hides behind his gloves.
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-Patrick probes with a series of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Patrick throws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Keeler ties him up.
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-Patrick probes with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Patrick scores with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Patrick tries to land a jab to the ribs, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 13 of 55 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 4 of 8 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 110-99


Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Keeler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 12

Patrick is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Patrick charges with a barrage of right blows to the eye, but only hits air.
-Patrick probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Patrick fires a barrage of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Patrick throws a commanding jab to the face.
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+Patrick backs up Keeler with a light straight right to the jaw.
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-Patrick lunges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Keeler blocks.
-Patrick paws a jab to the mouth, but Keeler leaps aside.
-Patrick lunges with a jab to the nose, but Keeler escapes.
+Patrick hits with a series of mean punches to the chest.
-Patrick lashes out with a series of blows to the temple, but Keeler leaps aside.
-Patrick attempts a jab to the chin, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP landed 14 of 56 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 5 of 8 punches.

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP won the round 10-9

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP is winning the fight 120-108


Patrick remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Keeler doesn't even want to rest!




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 4: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 5: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 6: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 7: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 10: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 11: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 12: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9

Total Score: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 120-109


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 6: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 7: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 10: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 11: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 12: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9

Total Score: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 120-110


Oscar De La Hoya scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 2: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 3: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 4: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 5: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 6: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 7: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 10: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 11: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9
Round 12: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 10-9

Total Score: Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP 120-109

Patrick Kane Stanley Cup MVP wins by decision!