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(Toughman) ZWIPs greatest fighter defeated Big Lurch by unanimous decision: 38-36, 38-36, 38-36.

Match Saturday, June 29, 2013

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 960 pounds (435 kilograms) is ZWIPs greatest fighter!!

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 570 pounds (259 kilograms) is Big Lurch!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Fighter is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lurch moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Fighter strikes with a pair of powerful punches to the jaw. Lurch shakes his head to clear it.
+Lurch strikes with a series of punches to the stomach. Fighter doesn't seem bothered.
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+Lurch smashes Fighter with a barrage of hard punches to the face.
+Lurch smacks Fighter with a barrage of punches to the temple! Fighter doesn't notice.
+Lurch lands a series of hard punches to the mouth.
+Lurch hits Fighter with a flurry of glancing punches to the head. Fighter asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Fighter tosses a series of punches to the nose.
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+Lurch connects with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose. Fighter sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Fighter hurts Lurch with a volley of stiff punches to the face!
+Fighter pokes Lurch with a nice right to the nose.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
+Fighter hits Lurch with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Lurch tags Fighter with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Lurch smashes Fighter with a pair of heavy punches to the eye.
+Fighter takes charge with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!
+Lurch tosses a barrage of solid punches to the temple!
+Fighter lashes out with a loud straight right to the face.
+Lurch throws a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus!
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+Fighter tosses a pair of strong punches to the chin. Lurch backpedals to his own corner.
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+Fighter pummels Lurch with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Lurch attacks with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Lurch tattoos Fighter with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Lurch attacks with a pair of nasty punches to the temple.
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+Fighter smashes Lurch with a volley of painful punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters swap blows to the temple.
+Fighter pummels Lurch with a pair of vicious punches to the face.
+Lurch hits with a series of mean punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

ZWIPs greatest fighter landed 72 of 72 punches, and Big Lurch landed 84 of 85 punches.

Big Lurch won the round 10-9

Big Lurch is winning the fight 10-9


Fighter doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lurch doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Fighter is using the ring. (using the ring)
Lurch is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Fighter hits with a series of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Lurch throws a series of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Fighter scores with a flurry of painful punches to the ribs.
+Fighter wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the nose. Lurch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Fighter attacks with a pair of loud punches to the chest. Lurch shakes his head to clear it.
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+Lurch smashes Fighter with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Lurch hits with a flurry of strong punches to the temple! Fighter seems wobbly!
+Fighter tosses a pair of powerful punches to the eye.
-Lurch lashes out with a jab to the jaw, but Fighter covers himself well.
+Fighter fires a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Fighter attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Fighter takes charge with a series of heavy punches to the nose.
+Lurch connects with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin!
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+Fighter hits Lurch with a stinging right to the face. Lurch shakes his head to clear it.
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+Fighter fires a series of off balance punches to the chest.
+Fighter clocks Lurch with a wild jab to the solar plexus.
+Fighter clocks Lurch with a series of mean punches to the temple.
+Lurch belts Fighter with a pair of commanding punches to the head.
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+Fighter pokes Lurch with a flurry of loud punches to the face. Lurch retreats to the far corner.
+ The fighters swap shots to the jaw.
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+Lurch smacks Fighter with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Fighter beats a hasty retreat.
+Fighter lands a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
-Lurch throws a right left to the face, but Fighter takes it in the forearms.
+Fighter pounds Lurch with a strong straight right to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

ZWIPs greatest fighter landed 67 of 67 punches, and Big Lurch landed 30 of 41 punches.

ZWIPs greatest fighter won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Fighter doesn't even want to rest!

Lurch doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Fighter comes out fighting.
Lurch moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Lurch annoys Fighter with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Lurch backs up Fighter with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Lurch fires a series of loud punches to the temple.
+Fighter throws a volley of loud punches to the temple!!
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+Lurch pounds Fighter with a series of light blows to the eye.
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+Fighter hits with a flurry of nasty blows to the nose!!
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+Lurch lands a volley of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Fighter lands a flurry of blows to the eye.
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+Lurch hits with a pair of blows to the chin!
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+Lurch pokes Fighter with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Lurch lands a barrage of painful blows to the ribs.
+Lurch fires a jab to the mouth.
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+Fighter lands a flurry of shots to the jaw.
+Lurch backs up Fighter with a heavy jab to the head.
+Lurch hurts Fighter with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
+Fighter hits Lurch with a pair of heavy shots to the temple.
+Lurch attacks with a right to the mouth.
+Lurch thumps Fighter with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Fighter probes with a hook to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Lurch lands a barrage of nasty blows to the face.
+Lurch rocks Fighter with a jab to the face.
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+Fighter clocks Lurch with a series of punches to the head! Lurch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Lurch tattoos Fighter with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

ZWIPs greatest fighter landed 31 of 41 punches, and Big Lurch landed 80 of 80 punches.

Big Lurch won the round 10-9

Big Lurch is winning the fight 29-28


Fighter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lurch remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Fighter comes out fighting.
Lurch moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Lurch lashes out with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
+Lurch backs up Fighter with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth. Fighter doesn't notice.
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+Fighter lashes out with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade blows to the temple.
+Lurch strikes with a series of stiff blows to the mouth.
+Lurch drills Fighter with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye. Fighter hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Fighter tattoos Lurch with a flurry of solid shots to the face!
Fighter lands a quick blow to the temple and Lurch is flattened!!

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Lurch struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Lurch nails Fighter with a series of hard punches to the nose.
+Fighter tosses a volley of punches to the temple. Lurch sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Lurch whacks Fighter with a barrage of hard shots to the chin.
+Fighter punches Lurch with a volley of blows to the face.
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+Lurch hits with a volley of painful punches to the eye! Fighter grimaces in pain.
+Lurch pummels Fighter with a flurry of punches to the chest. Fighter gets mad!
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
+Lurch lands a furious left to the face!
+Fighter scores with a volley of off balance punches to the eye.
+Lurch annoys Fighter with a series of glancing punches to the temple.
+Lurch hits Fighter with a barrage of blows to the stomach! Fighter shakes his head to clear it.
+Lurch lands a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Lurch backs up Fighter with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Fighter throws a series of stinging blows to the temple.
+Fighter strikes with a straight right to the face.
+Fighter takes charge with a flurry of punches to the chin. Lurch ignores it.
+Lurch tags Fighter with a pair of shots to the chin. Fighter laughs!
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+Lurch connects with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+Lurch punches Fighter with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Fighter smacks Lurch with a barrage of punches to the face!
Fighter lands a quick smash to the jaw and Lurch's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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SEVEN
Lurch struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Fighter throws a barrage of nice blows to the eye.
+Lurch strikes with a series of nasty punches to the eye.
+Lurch lands a flurry of punches to the face.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the face.
+Fighter lands a strong cross to the chin.
+Lurch solidly lands a volley of shots to the ribs.
+Lurch thumps Fighter with a volley of quick punches to the eye.
+Lurch attacks with a pair of stinging punches to the nose.
+Lurch annoys Fighter with a volley of commanding punches to the chin. Fighter gets mad!
+Lurch takes charge with a series of mean blows to the stomach.
+Lurch lands a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Fighter tosses a pair of nasty shots to the nose. Lurch sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"

BELL

According to the commentator:

ZWIPs greatest fighter landed 38 of 42 punches, and Big Lurch landed 91 of 91 punches.

ZWIPs greatest fighter won the round 10-7

ZWIPs greatest fighter is winning the fight 38-36


Fighter remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lurch grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has the left eye swollen shut.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 2: ZWIPs greatest fighter 10-9
Round 3: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 4: ZWIPs greatest fighter 10-7

Total Score: ZWIPs greatest fighter 38-36


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 2: ZWIPs greatest fighter 10-9
Round 3: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 4: ZWIPs greatest fighter 10-7

Total Score: ZWIPs greatest fighter 38-36


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 2: ZWIPs greatest fighter 10-9
Round 3: Big Lurch 10-9
Round 4: ZWIPs greatest fighter 10-7

Total Score: ZWIPs greatest fighter 38-36

ZWIPs greatest fighter wins by decision!