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(Super-Lightweight) Crawdad X defeated Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 by unanimous decision: 114-112, 114-112, 115-111.

Match Thursday, May 30, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 139 pounds (63 kilograms) is Crawdad X!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Crawdad tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Beefcake! is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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Crawdad charges with a barrage of blows to the nose, but Beefcake! deflects it and hits back with a barrage of commanding shots to the stomach.
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+Crawdad whacks Beefcake! with a series of combinations to the face.
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+Beefcake! jars Crawdad with a flurry of strong combinations to the ribs.
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Crawdad lunges with a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Beefcake! slips it and counters with a volley of mean combinations to the ribs.
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-Crawdad paws a jab to the head, but Beefcake! quickly backs away.
+Beefcake! hits with a series of combinations to the ribs.
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+Crawdad hits with a volley of mean combinations to the head.
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+Crawdad pokes Beefcake! with a barrage of glancing combinations to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crawdad X landed 18 of 22 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 12 of 16 punches.

Crawdad X won the round 10-9

Crawdad X is winning the fight 10-9


Crawdad doesn't even want to rest!

Beefcake! doesn't want to stop fighting! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 2

Crawdad tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Beefcake! is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)

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-Beefcake! tries to land a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Crawdad lands a barrage of hard combinations to the mouth. Beefcake! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Crawdad throws a right roundhouse to the head, but Beefcake! slips it and hits back with a combination to the stomach!
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Crawdad lashes out with a pair of blows to the nose, but Beefcake! deflects it and hits first with a flurry of stinging combinations to the stomach.
+Beefcake! thumps Crawdad with a combination to the chest.
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+Crawdad pummels Beefcake! with a counter-punch to the temple. Beefcake! doesn't seem bothered.
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+Crawdad drills Beefcake! with a volley of loud combinations to the eye.
+Beefcake! whacks Crawdad with a commanding counter-punch to the stomach.
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+Crawdad staggers Beefcake! with a flurry of vicious combinations to the mouth. Beefcake! seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crawdad X landed 19 of 24 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 12 of 15 punches.

Crawdad X won the round 10-9

Crawdad X is winning the fight 20-18


Crawdad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Beefcake! doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Crawdad tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Beefcake! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Beefcake! pops Crawdad with a flurry of light punches to the head.
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+Beefcake! backs up Crawdad with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Beefcake! hits Crawdad with a volley of punches to the temple. Crawdad gets mad!
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+Beefcake! scores with a series of hard punches to the ribs.
+Beefcake! hits Crawdad with a quick cross to the head.
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+Crawdad hits with a volley of quick combinations to the nose.
+Crawdad lands a flurry of wild punches to the chin. Beefcake! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Crawdad strikes with a pair of hard combinations to the nose.
+Beefcake! lands a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crawdad X landed 18 of 26 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 30 of 34 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9

Crawdad X is winning the fight 29-28


Crawdad remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Beefcake! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Crawdad tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Beefcake! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Beefcake! attacks with a light left to the face.
+Beefcake! hits with a pair of punches to the stomach! Crawdad beats a hasty retreat.
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-Crawdad attacks with a series of combinations to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Beefcake! staggers Crawdad with a barrage of stinging punches to the stomach!
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-Beefcake! throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Beefcake! connects with a pair of loud punches to the eye. Crawdad backpedals to his own corner.
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+Beefcake! lashes out with a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
+Crawdad lashes out with a series of combinations to the jaw.
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+Crawdad throws a series of nasty combinations to the nose.
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+Crawdad rocks Beefcake! with a combination to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crawdad X landed 17 of 23 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 31 of 39 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Crawdad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Beefcake! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Crawdad tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Beefcake! is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Crawdad stuns Beefcake! with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw. Beefcake! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Beefcake! whacks Crawdad with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Crawdad attacks with a flurry of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Crawdad slams Beefcake! with a series of stiff punches to the temple.
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+Crawdad pokes Beefcake! with a series of light punches to the face.
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+Crawdad throws a furious cross to the head.
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+Beefcake! fires a straight right to the jaw. Crawdad doesn't seem bothered.
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+Beefcake! hits with a series of off balance punches to the jaw. Crawdad doesn't seem bothered.
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+Beefcake! pummels Crawdad with a nice hook to the chin! Crawdad grimaces in pain.
-Beefcake! fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crawdad X landed 17 of 22 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 26 of 32 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 48-47


Crawdad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Beefcake! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Crawdad tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Beefcake! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Crawdad jars Beefcake! with a pair of punches to the temple. Beefcake! gets mad!
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+Crawdad lands a pair of combinations to the head.
+Beefcake! lands a painful jab to the head. Crawdad backpedals to his own corner.
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+Beefcake! lashes out with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Beefcake! smacks Crawdad with a volley of nice blows to the chest.
+Beefcake! scores with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth.
-Crawdad tries a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Beefcake! throws a flurry of left punches to the face, but misses.
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+Crawdad pounds Beefcake! with a painful sweeping right to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crawdad X landed 17 of 25 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 24 of 34 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 58-56


Crawdad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Beefcake! is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 7

Crawdad tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Beefcake! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Crawdad hits with a flurry of stinging combinations to the chin.
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+Crawdad solidly lands a flurry of loud punches to the nose. Beefcake! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Crawdad attacks with a flurry of left combinations to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Beefcake! hurts Crawdad with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Crawdad scores with a loud straight right to the jaw. Beefcake! covers up.
+Crawdad hits with a barrage of hard punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crawdad X landed 17 of 23 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crawdad X won the round 10-9

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 67-66


Crawdad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Beefcake! is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 8

Crawdad tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Beefcake! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Beefcake! hits with a series of stiff punches to the eye.
+Beefcake! hits with a flurry of punches to the chin!!
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+Beefcake! throws a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw.
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-Beefcake! charges with a series of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+Crawdad annoys Beefcake! with a pair of punches to the head. Beefcake! doesn't seem bothered.
-Crawdad throws a pair of right punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Beefcake! tattoos Crawdad with a barrage of painful punches to the head. Crawdad backpedals to his own corner.
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+Beefcake! lands a series of punches to the nose!!
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+Crawdad lands a flurry of nasty punches to the temple.
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+Crawdad hits Beefcake! with a pair of punches to the eye. Beefcake! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crawdad X landed 16 of 22 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 23 of 34 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 77-75


Crawdad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Beefcake! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 9

Crawdad tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Beefcake! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Beefcake! hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
+Crawdad connects with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Crawdad pummels Beefcake! with a barrage of punches to the head. Beefcake! backpedals to his own corner.
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-Crawdad launches a barrage of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crawdad X landed 15 of 23 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 6 of 8 punches.

Crawdad X won the round 10-9

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 86-85


Crawdad grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Beefcake! is obviously tired. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 10

Crawdad tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Beefcake! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Beefcake! scores with a series of commanding punches to the mouth.
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-Beefcake! throws a barrage of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Crawdad catches Beefcake! with a flurry of nasty combinations to the temple.
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-Crawdad attacks with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Beefcake! attacks with a volley of punches to the stomach. Crawdad beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Crawdad tattoos Beefcake! with a barrage of stiff punches to the mouth.
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+Crawdad punches Beefcake! with a pair of hard punches to the head.
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+Beefcake! hits with a wild sweeping right to the temple.
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+Beefcake! belts Crawdad with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
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+Beefcake! lands a jab to the mouth.
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+Beefcake! lands a pair of punches to the head! Crawdad gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crawdad X landed 17 of 21 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 36 of 41 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 is winning the fight 96-94


Crawdad is obviously tired.

Beefcake! is obviously tired. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 11

Crawdad tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Beefcake! is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Crawdad strikes with a pair of nasty combinations to the temple.
+Beefcake! takes charge with a flurry of stiff punches to the face. Crawdad sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Crawdad fires a flurry of combinations to the chin. Beefcake! is hurt!
Crawdad lands a tremendous blow to the head and Beefcake! goes over backwards!!

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Beefcake! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Beefcake! belts Crawdad with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Beefcake! thumps Crawdad with a commanding jab to the eye.
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+Beefcake! hits Crawdad with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Beefcake! fires a furious right to the nose!
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+Beefcake! strikes with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach!
-Beefcake! attempts a volley of punches to the head, but Crawdad leaps aside.
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+Crawdad lands a volley of glancing punches to the eye.
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-Beefcake! throws a flurry of shots to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Beefcake! connects with a volley of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Beefcake! hits with a jab to the mouth.
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+Beefcake! annoys Crawdad with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crawdad X landed 17 of 23 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 40 of 47 punches.

Crawdad X won the round 10-8

This fight is too close to call.


Crawdad is obviously tired.

Beefcake! is slowing down. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 12

Crawdad tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Beefcake! is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Beefcake! pounds Crawdad with a barrage of solid punches to the nose.
-Beefcake! probes with a series of left punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Beefcake! lashes out with a volley of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Crawdad scores with a series of combinations to the head!!
Crawdad lands a thundering blow to the head and Beefcake! hurtles to the canvas!!

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Beefcake! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Beefcake! backs up Crawdad with a series of stinging punches to the nose.
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-Beefcake! lunges with a series of shots to the temple, but Crawdad narrowly avoids it
-Beefcake! fires a volley of punches to the temple, but Crawdad leaps aside.
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-Beefcake! tries to land a barrage of right punches to the head, but Crawdad covers himself well.
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+Beefcake! annoys Crawdad with a series of punches to the eye.
-Crawdad paws a series of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
+Crawdad hammers Beefcake! with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Beefcake! attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Crawdad ducks just in time.
+Beefcake! fires a series of off balance punches to the temple.
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+Beefcake! pummels Crawdad with a pair of hard punches to the head. Crawdad grimaces in pain.
+Beefcake! tattoos Crawdad with a series of stiff punches to the nose!
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-Beefcake! tries a volley of left punches to the chin, but Crawdad steps aside and laughs.
-Beefcake! attempts a pair of left combinations to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Beefcake! lands a series of stiff punches to the temple!
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+Crawdad smacks Beefcake! with a nice jab to the temple.
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+Beefcake! hits with a nice jab to the eye.
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+Crawdad tosses a powerful straight right to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Crawdad X landed 17 of 24 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 42 of 71 punches.

Crawdad X won the round 10-8

Crawdad X is winning the fight 114-112


Crawdad is obviously tired.

Beefcake! is slowing down. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crawdad X 10-9
Round 2: Crawdad X 10-9
Round 3: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 4: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 5: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 6: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 7: Crawdad X 10-9
Round 8: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 9: Crawdad X 10-9
Round 10: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 11: Crawdad X 10-8
Round 12: Crawdad X 10-8

Total Score: Crawdad X 114-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crawdad X 10-9
Round 2: Crawdad X 10-9
Round 3: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 4: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 5: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 6: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 7: Crawdad X 10-9
Round 8: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 9: Crawdad X 10-9
Round 10: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 11: Crawdad X 10-8
Round 12: Crawdad X 10-8

Total Score: Crawdad X 114-112


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Crawdad X 10-9
Round 2: Crawdad X 10-9
Round 3: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 4: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 5: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 6: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 7: Crawdad X 10-9
Round 8: Crawdad X 10-9
Round 9: Crawdad X 10-9
Round 10: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 11: Crawdad X 10-8
Round 12: Crawdad X 10-8

Total Score: Crawdad X 115-111

Crawdad X wins by decision!