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(Strawweight) Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort defeated Wee Wanker Keeler by knockout (KO) in round 7.

Match Friday, April 26, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort !!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Wee Wanker Keeler!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Who You Callin Short throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Keeler pounds Who You Callin Short with a series of solid shots to the nose!!
-Who You Callin Short fires a pair of right uppercuts to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Who You Callin Short annoys Keeler with a cross to the nose.
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+Keeler thumps Who You Callin Short with a series of punches to the nose!!
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+Keeler pokes Who You Callin Short with a barrage of powerful punches to the head. Who You Callin Short quickly recovers.
+Keeler connects with a barrage of hard punches to the temple!! Who You Callin Short doesn't notice.
-Who You Callin Short lunges with a pair of right roundhouses to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Keeler pops Who You Callin Short with a pair of commanding roundhouses to the eye!!
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-Who You Callin Short paws a volley of uppercuts to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Keeler wallops Who You Callin Short with a barrage of painful punches to the head.
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+Keeler lands a heavy jab to the chin. Who You Callin Short beats a hasty retreat.
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+Who You Callin Short belts Keeler with a barrage of vicious roundhouses to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort landed 11 of 32 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 31 of 31 punches.

Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 10-9


Who You Callin Short doesn't want to stop fighting!

Keeler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Who You Callin Short throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Keeler punches Who You Callin Short with a stinging jab to the face.
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-Who You Callin Short launches a flurry of right crosses to the mouth, but Keeler deftly avoits it.
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+Keeler smacks Who You Callin Short with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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+Keeler hits Who You Callin Short with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Keeler throws a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Who You Callin Short attempts a pair of punches to the head, but Keeler hides behind his gloves.
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+Keeler catches Who You Callin Short with a volley of stiff punches to the ribs. Who You Callin Short retreats to the far corner.
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-Who You Callin Short charges with a pair of hooks to the temple, but Keeler takes it in the forearms.
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+Keeler catches Who You Callin Short with a series of punches to the eye. Who You Callin Short grimaces in pain.
+Keeler throws a volley of glancing punches to the head.
+Who You Callin Short tosses a barrage of quick uppercuts to the jaw!
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+Who You Callin Short smacks Keeler with a pair of solid shots to the temple. Keeler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort landed 11 of 34 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 30 of 30 punches.

Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 20-18


Who You Callin Short doesn't want to stop fighting!

Keeler doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 3

Who You Callin Short throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Keeler drills Who You Callin Short with a series of uppercuts to the temple. Who You Callin Short laughs!
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-Who You Callin Short charges with a volley of shots to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Keeler strikes with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
-Who You Callin Short attempts a barrage of blows to the temple, but Keeler ties him up.
-Who You Callin Short tries to land a series of left crosses to the head, but goes wide.
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+Who You Callin Short hits with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
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+Who You Callin Short wallops Keeler with a volley of uppercuts to the mouth! Keeler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Keeler hurts Who You Callin Short with a hard right to the nose. Who You Callin Short backpedals to his own corner.
-Who You Callin Short charges with a barrage of shots to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Keeler throws a flurry of furious punches to the temple.
+Keeler clocks Who You Callin Short with a flurry of shots to the head. Who You Callin Short beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort landed 11 of 34 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 31 of 31 punches.

Wee Wanker Keeler won the round 10-9

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 30-27


Who You Callin Short doesn't even want to rest!

Keeler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 4

Who You Callin Short throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Who You Callin Short launches a flurry of right hooks to the chin, but Keeler leaps aside.
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+Who You Callin Short jolts Keeler with a volley of nasty punches to the head.
Who You Callin Short lands a vicious blow to the head and Keeler's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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NINE
Keeler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Keeler suprises Who You Callin Short with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Who You Callin Short hurts Keeler with a heavy shot to the nose.
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+Keeler pokes Who You Callin Short with a series of strong punches to the chin. Who You Callin Short sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Who You Callin Short throws a flurry of left crosses to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Keeler fires a volley of punches to the nose.
+Keeler hits with a series of nasty punches to the head. Who You Callin Short ignores it.
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-Who You Callin Short probes with a series of left punches to the eye, but Keeler stays away from it.
+Keeler whacks Who You Callin Short with a pair of hard punches to the mouth. Who You Callin Short covers up.
+Who You Callin Short strikes with a mean hook to the temple. Keeler quickly recovers.
-Who You Callin Short charges with a series of uppercuts to the jaw, but Keeler takes it in the forearms.
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+Keeler throws a flurry of punches to the mouth! Who You Callin Short is hurt!
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+Keeler catches Who You Callin Short with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Keeler lands a volley of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort landed 12 of 34 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 31 of 33 punches.

Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort won the round 10-8

Wee Wanker Keeler is winning the fight 38-37


Who You Callin Short doesn't even want to rest!

Keeler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 5

Who You Callin Short throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Keeler whacks Who You Callin Short with a pair of mean punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters trade shots to the nose.
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-Who You Callin Short lunges with a barrage of left shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Keeler hits Who You Callin Short with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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+Who You Callin Short tattoos Keeler with a volley of solid crosses to the temple.
+Keeler pops Who You Callin Short with a light straight right to the chest.
+Keeler throws Who You Callin Short with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Keeler jars Who You Callin Short with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Keeler whacks Who You Callin Short with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Who You Callin Short lunges with a barrage of right blows to the head, but goes wide.
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+Who You Callin Short lashes out with a volley of uppercuts to the jaw. Keeler covers up.
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+Who You Callin Short catches Keeler with a barrage of hooks to the face.
Who You Callin Short lands a blood spattering blow to the head and Keeler drops like a stone!!

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Keeler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Keeler throws a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Who You Callin Short probes with a right cross to the jaw, but misses.
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+Who You Callin Short pokes Keeler with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort landed 13 of 33 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 30 of 30 punches.

Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort won the round 10-8

Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort is winning the fight 47-46


Who You Callin Short doesn't even want to rest!

Keeler is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.



ROUND 6

Who You Callin Short throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Who You Callin Short connects with a series of crosses to the eye.
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+Keeler wakes up the fans with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Keeler tattoos Who You Callin Short with a barrage of glancing blows to the head!!
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-Who You Callin Short attacks with a right hook to the nose, but is ineffective.
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+Keeler hits with a barrage of crosses to the head. Who You Callin Short backpedals to his own corner.
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+Who You Callin Short solidly lands a flurry of hooks to the chin.
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+Keeler attacks with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus!
-Who You Callin Short charges with a volley of shots to the face, but Keeler escapes.
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-Who You Callin Short probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Keeler stays away from it.
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+Who You Callin Short attacks with a flurry of stiff shots to the temple.
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-Who You Callin Short paws a pair of roundhouses to the temple, but misses.
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+Who You Callin Short lands a barrage of punches to the head.
Who You Callin Short lands a crashing right cross to the jaw and Keeler goes down!!

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Keeler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Keeler hits with a quick jab to the ribs. Who You Callin Short asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Who You Callin Short tags Keeler with a series of light punches to the face. Keeler doesn't notice.
Who You Callin Short lands a blood spattering blow to the head and Keeler is knocked out of the ring!!

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Keeler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Keeler staggers Who You Callin Short with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort landed 12 of 33 punches, and Wee Wanker Keeler landed 32 of 34 punches.

Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort won the round 10-7

Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort is winning the fight 57-53


Who You Callin Short doesn't even want to rest!

Keeler is slowing down. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.



ROUND 7

Who You Callin Short throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Keeler is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Who You Callin Short jars Keeler with a barrage of shots to the chin.
Who You Callin Short lands a devestating blow to the head and Keeler is knocked out of the ring!!

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Keeler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Who You Callin Short clocks Keeler with a flurry of blows to the head.
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+Who You Callin Short hits with a flurry of nasty hooks to the temple.
Who You Callin Short lands a ferocious uppercut and Keeler drops like a stone!!

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Keeler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Who You Callin Short hits with a series of blows to the head.
Who You Callin Short lands a thundering right cross to the jaw and Keeler bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Who You Callin Short doesn't even want to rest!

Keeler looks exhausted. He has cut below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 3: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 4: Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort 10-8
Round 5: Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort 10-8
Round 6: Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 3: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 4: Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort 10-8
Round 5: Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort 10-8
Round 6: Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort 10-7


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 2: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 3: Wee Wanker Keeler 10-9
Round 4: Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort 10-8
Round 5: Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort 10-8
Round 6: Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort 10-7

Shorty "Who you callin Short" McShort wins by a knockout!