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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\885630.htm on local disk...(Super-Heavyweight) ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. defeated Mlou Dlouge by knockout (KO) in round 5.Match Wednesday, March 27, 2013In this corner, standing 8 feet and 6 inches (259 centimeters) tall weighing in at 627 pounds (284 kilograms) is ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong.!!
In this corner, standing 7 feet and 4 inches (224 centimeters) tall weighing in at 450 pounds (204 kilograms) is Mlou Dlouge!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Wrong. stays outside and uses his jab.
Dlouge clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wrong. fires a pair of punches to the chin!! Dlouge quickly recovers.
-Dlouge throws a pair of right blows to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dlouge tries to land a volley of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dlouge paws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but Wrong. ducks just in time.
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+Wrong. rocks Dlouge with a barrage of light punches to the face. Dlouge beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dlouge pounds Wrong. with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Wrong. hits Dlouge with a barrage of painful shots to the nose. Dlouge ignores it.
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+Wrong. lands a barrage of punches to the mouth!
+Wrong. rocks Dlouge with a series of punches to the chin. Dlouge beats a hasty retreat.
+Dlouge hits with a series of punches to the eye.
-Wrong. probes with a pair of right punches to the face, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. landed 27 of 40 punches, and Mlou Dlouge landed 7 of 26 punches.
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. won the round 10-9
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. is winning the fight 10-9
Wrong. doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dlouge doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 2
Wrong. stays outside and uses his jab.
Dlouge clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dlouge probes with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Wrong. backs out of it.
Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dlouge lunges with a barrage of blows to the chest, but falls short.
Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dlouge attacks with Wrong. with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dlouge solidly lands a commanding straight right to the ribs.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wrong. wallops Dlouge with a off balance straight right to the eye. Dlouge beats a hasty retreat.
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+Wrong. connects with a flurry of quick punches to the chin.
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+Wrong. nails Dlouge with a flurry of stiff punches to the temple. Dlouge gets mad!
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+Wrong. clocks Dlouge with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw. Dlouge beats a hasty retreat.
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-Wrong. throws a pair of right punches to the face, but Dlouge quickly backs away.
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+Wrong. pummels Dlouge with a pair of furious punches to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. landed 25 of 41 punches, and Mlou Dlouge landed 6 of 23 punches.
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. won the round 10-8
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. is winning the fight 20-17
Wrong. doesn't even want to rest!
Dlouge doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Wrong. stays outside and uses his jab.
Dlouge clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dlouge hurts Wrong. with a series of nice blows to the chest!
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+Dlouge grazes Wrong. with an illegal kidney punch! The audience is howling!
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-Dlouge paws a left to the stomach, but Wrong. escapes.
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-Wrong. lunges with a volley of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-Dlouge attacks with a cross to the chest, but Wrong. backs out of it.
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+Wrong. tosses a pair of mean punches to the nose.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dlouge attempts a uppercut to the ribs, but Wrong. escapes.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wrong. whacks Dlouge with a painful jab to the face!!
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dlouge probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Wrong. ducks just in time.
Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wrong. smashes Dlouge with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. landed 22 of 41 punches, and Mlou Dlouge landed 6 of 23 punches.
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. won the round 10-9
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. is winning the fight 30-26
Wrong. remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dlouge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Wrong. stays outside and uses his jab.
Dlouge clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Wrong. hits Dlouge with a volley of painful punches to the temple.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wrong. lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye, but Dlouge hides behind his gloves.
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+Wrong. nails Dlouge with a jab to the face. Dlouge ignores it.
+Wrong. tags Dlouge with a mean jab to the jaw. Dlouge doesn't notice.
-Dlouge lunges with a uppercut to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Dlouge attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Wrong. pummels Dlouge with a pair of punches to the face.
+Wrong. pummels Dlouge with a barrage of mean punches to the chin.
+Dlouge lashes out with a flurry of loud blows to the ribs.
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-Wrong. attempts a volley of punches to the nose, but Dlouge ducks.
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-Wrong. tries a flurry of punches to the face, but misses.
-Dlouge probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Wrong. tries to attack, but Dlouge hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dlouge throws Wrong. with an illegal rabbit punch! This is unbelievable!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. landed 23 of 39 punches, and Mlou Dlouge landed 6 of 24 punches.
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. won the round 10-9
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. is winning the fight 40-35
Wrong. grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dlouge remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.
ROUND 5
Wrong. stays outside and uses his jab.
Dlouge is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Wrong. pops Dlouge with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
Wrong. lands a mighty right cross to the jaw and Dlouge falls to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Wrong. looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.
Dlouge collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 2: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-8
Round 3: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 4: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 2: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-8
Round 3: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 4: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 2: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-8
Round 3: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
Round 4: ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. 10-9
ZWIP Wears A Thong, And That's Just Wrong. wins by a knockout!
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