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(Flyweight) Patton Oswalt defeated Art "The Chief" Rooney by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Monday, March 18, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 111 pounds (50 kilograms) is Patton Oswalt!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Art "The Chief" Rooney!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Oswalt is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Chief clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-The Chief lunges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Oswalt stays away from it.
-The Chief attempts a barrage of right shots to the head, but Oswalt narrowly avoids it
Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Chief throws a series of shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Chief charges with a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Oswalt covers himself well.
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-The Chief attacks with a pair of left blows to the chest, but Oswalt escapes.
+The Chief fires a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs!
+Oswalt hits with a series of stinging punches to the head.
+Oswalt thumps The Chief with a series of off balance punches to the eye.
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+The Chief thumps Oswalt with a series of strong blows to the head.
+The Chief grazes Oswalt with a volley of quick blows to the nose.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The Chief lashes out with a right cross to the chest, but Oswalt beats a hasty retreat.
Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-The Chief probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+The Chief catches Oswalt with a series of glancing blows to the temple!! Oswalt falls against the ropes!
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-The Chief tries a barrage of punches to the face, but Oswalt backs out of it.
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+The Chief pops Oswalt with a series of nice punches to the chin.
+Oswalt whacks The Chief with a barrage of solid shots to the head.
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+Oswalt tosses a series of loud punches to the eye.
-The Chief probes with a volley of shots to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.

-The Chief charges with a pair of shots to the jaw, but Oswalt blocks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patton Oswalt landed 27 of 38 punches, and Art "The Chief" Rooney landed 25 of 81 punches.

Patton Oswalt won the round 10-9

Patton Oswalt is winning the fight 10-9


Oswalt doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Chief doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Oswalt is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Chief clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-The Chief launches a series of left blows to the mouth, but to no avail.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Oswalt smacks The Chief with a barrage of punches to the chest. The Chief grimaces in pain.
+Oswalt pummels The Chief with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-The Chief throws a flurry of left shots to the face, but misses.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Chief lunges with a series of right shots to the ribs, but Oswalt takes it in the forearms.
Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Oswalt nails The Chief with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+The Chief tosses a series of painful punches to the chin. Oswalt hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-The Chief probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Chief tries to land a pair of right shots to the face, but Oswalt backs out of it.
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-The Chief charges with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Oswalt tattoos The Chief with a volley of commanding punches to the stomach.
+The Chief hits Oswalt with a pair of vicious blows to the chest.
+The Chief backs up Oswalt with a volley of hard punches to the face.
Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The Chief tries to land a pair of right shots to the chin, but Oswalt ducks.
-The Chief fires a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Oswalt stays away from it.
-The Chief paws a series of right shots to the head, but Oswalt stays away from it.
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+The Chief slams Oswalt with a barrage of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Oswalt pops The Chief with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Oswalt lashes out with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but The Chief hides behind his gloves.
-The Chief attacks with a barrage of right shots to the chin, but Oswalt ducks.
-The Chief attacks with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Oswalt covers himself well.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Patton Oswalt landed 25 of 41 punches, and Art "The Chief" Rooney landed 28 of 85 punches.

Art "The Chief" Rooney won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Oswalt doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Chief doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Oswalt is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Chief is a raging bull!. (all-out)

-The Chief attacks with a volley of roundhouses to the temple, but to no avail.
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+The Chief drills Oswalt with a vicious shot to the face.
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-The Chief attempts a flurry of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Oswalt jars The Chief with a series of punches to the head!!
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+Oswalt tosses a flurry of off balance punches to the head.
-The Chief lashes out with a flurry of right shots to the temple, but Oswalt hides behind his gloves.
-The Chief tries to land a series of uppercuts to the temple, but misses completely.
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-The Chief attempts a flurry of right hooks to the head, but Oswalt leaps aside.
+Oswalt lands a volley of light punches to the eye!
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+Oswalt pounds The Chief with a pair of heavy punches to the face.
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+The Chief belts Oswalt with a flurry of heavy blows to the chin.
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+Oswalt lashes out with a volley of punches to the head.
Oswalt lands a slow motion right cross to the jaw and The Chief falls senseless!!

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The Chief struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Oswalt belts The Chief with a series of vicious uppercuts to the mouth.
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+Oswalt annoys The Chief with a pair of nasty blows to the jaw.
+The Chief drills Oswalt with a flurry of solid punches to the temple.
+Oswalt hits The Chief with a series of solid punches to the mouth.
+Oswalt hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
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+Oswalt annoys The Chief with a pair of punches to the temple. The Chief sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-The Chief throws a volley of uppercuts to the nose, but Oswalt leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patton Oswalt landed 47 of 47 punches, and Art "The Chief" Rooney landed 13 of 40 punches.

Patton Oswalt won the round 10-8

Patton Oswalt is winning the fight 29-27


Oswalt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Chief grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Oswalt is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Chief is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Oswalt catches The Chief with a volley of roundhouses to the head.
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+Oswalt takes charge with a volley of quick punches to the temple.
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+Oswalt punches The Chief with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Oswalt clocks The Chief with a volley of nasty punches to the chin. The Chief hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-The Chief launches a pair of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
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-Oswalt lashes out with a series of punches to the head, but The Chief stays away from it.
+Oswalt takes charge with a series of blows to the chin. The Chief sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Oswalt attacks with a series of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patton Oswalt landed 45 of 48 punches, and Art "The Chief" Rooney landed 2 of 8 punches.

Patton Oswalt won the round 10-9

Patton Oswalt is winning the fight 39-36


Oswalt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Chief grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Oswalt is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Chief is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Oswalt grazes The Chief with a pair of mean punches to the chin.
-The Chief lunges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Patton Oswalt landed 6 of 8 punches, and Art "The Chief" Rooney landed 2 of 8 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Patton Oswalt is winning the fight 49-46


Oswalt doesn't even want to rest!

The Chief remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Oswalt is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Chief clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+The Chief throws a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
-The Chief probes with a right jab to the mouth, but Oswalt leaps aside.
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-The Chief probes with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Oswalt quickly backs away.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Chief annoys Oswalt with a barrage of off balance punches to the temple.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The Chief tries a pair of shots to the eye, but falls short.
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-The Chief tries to land a volley of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-The Chief attacks with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-The Chief tries a volley of left shots to the head, but Oswalt stays away from it.
-The Chief probes with a barrage of left blows to the face, but Oswalt covers himself well.
+The Chief throws a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Oswalt takes charge with a pair of vicious punches to the ribs. The Chief retreats to the far corner.
-The Chief launches a series of left punches to the stomach, but Oswalt ducks.
-The Chief tries to land a series of right blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
-The Chief tries a volley of right shots to the chin, but only hits air.
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-The Chief fires a volley of punches to the head, but Oswalt steps aside and laughs.
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+The Chief takes charge with a series of shots to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Patton Oswalt landed 6 of 9 punches, and Art "The Chief" Rooney landed 24 of 83 punches.

Art "The Chief" Rooney won the round 10-9

Patton Oswalt is winning the fight 58-56


Oswalt doesn't even want to rest!

The Chief remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Oswalt is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Chief clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+The Chief shakes Oswalt with a series of vicious shots to the face. Oswalt asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-The Chief charges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
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+Oswalt shakes The Chief with a barrage of wild punches to the temple.
+Oswalt clocks The Chief with a pair of wild punches to the chin. The Chief shakes his head to clear it.
-The Chief attempts a barrage of blows to the nose, but Oswalt hides behind his gloves.
Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Chief tattoos Oswalt with a pair of powerful blows to the temple. Oswalt quickly recovers.
+Oswalt smacks The Chief with a volley of solid shots to the mouth.
-The Chief attacks with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Oswalt blocks.
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+Oswalt belts The Chief with a barrage of nasty punches to the eye.
+The Chief punches Oswalt with a pair of glancing blows to the nose. Oswalt laughs!
-Oswalt tries to land a series of shots to the chest, but The Chief stays away from it.
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+The Chief punches Oswalt with a series of punches to the ribs.
-The Chief lunges with a flurry of shots to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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-The Chief probes with a volley of shots to the eye, but to no avail.
-The Chief lunges with a volley of right blows to the temple, but falls short.
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+Oswalt lands a quick sweeping right to the eye.
-The Chief throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but Oswalt blocks.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Oswalt backs up The Chief with a flurry of punches to the jaw. The Chief covers up.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
-The Chief fires a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Oswalt hides behind his gloves.
+The Chief slams Oswalt with a barrage of blows to the face. Oswalt hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
-The Chief lunges with a series of punches to the eye, but Oswalt steps aside.
Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Oswalt annoys The Chief with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Patton Oswalt landed 39 of 50 punches, and Art "The Chief" Rooney landed 31 of 81 punches.

Patton Oswalt won the round 10-9

Patton Oswalt is winning the fight 68-65


Oswalt doesn't even want to rest!

The Chief remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Oswalt is backpedaling. (using the ring)
The Chief clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-The Chief attempts a pair of blows to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-The Chief paws a pair of shots to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
-The Chief fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but Oswalt ties him up.
-The Chief tries a barrage of punches to the face, but fails to score.
-The Chief throws a barrage of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
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-The Chief lunges with a series of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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+The Chief punches Oswalt with a flurry of shots to the temple.
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-The Chief lashes out with a series of right shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-The Chief attempts a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-The Chief charges with a volley of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+The Chief stuns Oswalt with a barrage of loud blows to the ribs.
+Oswalt nails The Chief with a series of light shots to the stomach.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Chief whacks Oswalt with a flurry of solid punches to the face! Oswalt hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Chief lashes out with a flurry of punches to the face, but Oswalt beats a hasty retreat.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Oswalt tries to attack, but The Chief hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-The Chief throws a jab to the mouth, but to no avail.
-The Chief fires a pair of left blows to the chin, but Oswalt covers himself well.
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-The Chief attacks with a left uppercut to the face, but is ineffective.
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+The Chief annoys Oswalt with a barrage of light shots to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Patton Oswalt landed 6 of 8 punches, and Art "The Chief" Rooney landed 21 of 82 punches.

Art "The Chief" Rooney won the round 10-9

Patton Oswalt is winning the fight 77-75


Oswalt doesn't even want to rest!

The Chief remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Oswalt is using the ring. (using the ring)
The Chief is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Oswalt wallops The Chief with a volley of mean shots to the head.
+Oswalt scores with a volley of punches to the mouth.
-The Chief attempts a flurry of right crosses to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-The Chief lunges with a right shot to the face, but misses.
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+The Chief tattoos Oswalt with a flurry of nasty uppercuts to the mouth. Oswalt sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-The Chief tries to land a series of left blows to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Oswalt punches The Chief with a flurry of punches to the head!!
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-The Chief lunges with a barrage of blows to the eye, but Oswalt quickly backs away.
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+Oswalt drills The Chief with a series of heavy shots to the jaw. The Chief covers up.
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+Oswalt drills The Chief with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
Oswalt lands a lightning blow to the temple and The Chief collapses!!

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The Chief struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Oswalt fires a flurry of punches to the jaw.
Oswalt lands a cruel left smash to the jaw and The Chief bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Patton Oswalt wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Oswalt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Chief is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Art "The Chief" Rooney 10-9
Round 2: Art "The Chief" Rooney 10-9
Round 3: Patton Oswalt 10-8
Round 4: Patton Oswalt 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Art "The Chief" Rooney 10-9
Round 7: Patton Oswalt 10-9
Round 8: Art "The Chief" Rooney 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Patton Oswalt 10-9
Round 2: Art "The Chief" Rooney 10-9
Round 3: Patton Oswalt 10-8
Round 4: Patton Oswalt 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Art "The Chief" Rooney 10-9
Round 7: Patton Oswalt 10-9
Round 8: Art "The Chief" Rooney 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Patton Oswalt 10-9
Round 2: Art "The Chief" Rooney 10-9
Round 3: Patton Oswalt 10-8
Round 4: Patton Oswalt 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Art "The Chief" Rooney 10-9
Round 7: Patton Oswalt 10-9
Round 8: Art "The Chief" Rooney 10-9

Patton Oswalt wins by a knockout!