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(Super-Welterweight) Ultra Slow Thinker defeated SSgt Cole by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Thursday, March 07, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Ultra Slow Thinker!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is SSgt Cole!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Thinker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ssgt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Thinker belts Ssgt with a stiff uppercut to the ribs.
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+Thinker wallops Ssgt with a flurry of shots to the chest. Ssgt retreats to the far corner.
+Ssgt pounds Thinker with a pair of blows to the chest.
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-Ssgt paws a volley of left punches to the chest, but Thinker deftly avoits it.
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+Thinker thumps Ssgt with a flurry of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
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+Ssgt hurts Thinker with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Ssgt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ssgt staggers Thinker with a volley of blows to the ribs!!
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Thinker tries to attack, but Ssgt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ssgt tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thinker throws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Ssgt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ssgt tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thinker paws a uppercut to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Ssgt tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Thinker attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Ssgt hides behind his gloves.
Ssgt tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ultra Slow Thinker landed 20 of 32 punches, and SSgt Cole landed 19 of 23 punches.

Ultra Slow Thinker won the round 10-9

Ultra Slow Thinker is winning the fight 10-9


Thinker doesn't even want to rest!

Ssgt remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Thinker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ssgt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Ssgt hits with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Thinker ignores it.
+Thinker throws a series of nasty shots to the ribs.
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+Ssgt belts Thinker with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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+Thinker takes charge with a pair of quick punches to the chest.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Ssgt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Ssgt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Ssgt tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Thinker tries to attack, but Ssgt hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Ssgt tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Thinker connects with a flurry of shots to the chest!
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Ssgt tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
Thinker tries to attack, but Ssgt hangs on until the referee separates them.
Ssgt tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
Ssgt tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ssgt smashes Thinker with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Thinker is hurt!
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-Thinker throws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Ssgt narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ultra Slow Thinker landed 19 of 31 punches, and SSgt Cole landed 16 of 24 punches.

Ultra Slow Thinker won the round 10-9

Ultra Slow Thinker is winning the fight 20-18


Thinker doesn't even want to rest!

Ssgt grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Thinker fights inside. (inside)
Ssgt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Ssgt lands a volley of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Ssgt punches Thinker with a flurry of strong shots to the stomach!
Thinker tries to attack, but Ssgt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ssgt shakes Thinker with a series of blows to the stomach. Thinker shakes his head to clear it.
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+Thinker fires a barrage of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
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+Ssgt pokes Thinker with a series of heavy shots to the ribs!!
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+Thinker hits with a pair of blows to the chest.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Ssgt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ssgt shakes Thinker with a pair of blows to the ribs.
-Thinker probes with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Thinker tosses a series of blows to the chest.
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+Thinker lashes out with a series of vicious blows to the chest.
Thinker lands a terrific left haymaker and Ssgt is knocked off his feet!!

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Ssgt struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Ssgt hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Ssgt attacks with a flurry of stinging shots to the ribs. Thinker ignores it.
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+Thinker annoys Ssgt with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ultra Slow Thinker landed 21 of 29 punches, and SSgt Cole landed 22 of 26 punches.

Ultra Slow Thinker won the round 10-8

Ultra Slow Thinker is winning the fight 30-26


Thinker remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Ssgt looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Thinker clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Ssgt clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Ssgt tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Thinker probes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Ssgt backs out of it.
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+Thinker scores with a series of blows to the chest.
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+Ssgt connects with a pair of hard blows to the ribs.
+Thinker tosses a series of commanding blows to the stomach! Ssgt sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Ssgt tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Ssgt lunges with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Thinker takes it in the forearms.
+Thinker grazes Ssgt with a strong hook to the solar plexus. Ssgt doesn't seem bothered.
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Ssgt tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Ssgt lunges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Thinker beats a hasty retreat.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Ssgt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Thinker tries to attack, but Ssgt hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Ssgt tattoos Thinker with a pair of glancing blows to the ribs.
Thinker tries to attack, but Ssgt hangs on until the referee separates them.
Ssgt tries to attack, but Thinker hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Thinker hits with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Ultra Slow Thinker landed 24 of 32 punches, and SSgt Cole landed 9 of 21 punches.

Ultra Slow Thinker won the round 10-9

Ultra Slow Thinker is winning the fight 40-35


Thinker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Ssgt receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Thinker fights inside. (inside)
Ssgt fights inside. (inside)

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+Thinker hits Ssgt with a roundhouse to the face.
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+Thinker pops Ssgt with a uppercut to the nose. Ssgt seems wobbly!
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+Thinker wallops Ssgt with a barrage of punches to the nose. Ssgt sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Thinker jars Ssgt with a cross to the jaw. Ssgt ignores it.
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-Ssgt throws a series of shots to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Ssgt attacks with a series of left shots to the stomach, but Thinker backs out of it.
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+Thinker hits Ssgt with a series of blows to the head.
Thinker lands a ferocious punch in the nose and Ssgt staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Ssgt struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Thinker attacks with a flurry of blows to the face.
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+Thinker throws a barrage of nice punches to the jaw.
Thinker lands a ferocious blow to the temple and Ssgt's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Ultra Slow Thinker wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Thinker grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Ssgt can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 2: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 3: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-8
Round 4: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 2: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 3: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-8
Round 4: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 2: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9
Round 3: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-8
Round 4: Ultra Slow Thinker 10-9

Ultra Slow Thinker wins by a knockout!