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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\880222.htm on local disk...(Super-Middleweight) Michelle the "Mincer" defeated The Slinky by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.Match Friday, March 01, 2013In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 168 pounds (76 kilograms) is The Slinky!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 3 inches (191 centimeters) tall weighing in at 168 pounds (76 kilograms) is Michelle the "Mincer"!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Slinky covers up.
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Mincer throws a volley of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Mincer throws a left jab to the head, but Slinky quickly backs away.
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+Mincer tattoos Slinky with a jab to the eye.
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-Mincer probes with a volley of right punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Mincer probes with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Slinky narrowly avoids it
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-Mincer fires a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Slinky ties him up.
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-Mincer probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Slinky escapes.
+Slinky shakes Mincer with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Mincer grimaces in pain.
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-Mincer tries to land a right sweeping right to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Mincer attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but falls short.
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-Mincer probes with a right right to the nose, but Slinky covers himself well.
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+Mincer tags Slinky with a mean straight right to the chin. Slinky backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 14 of 59 punches.
Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9
Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 10-9
Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mincer doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Slinky covers up.
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Mincer throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Slinky stays away from it.
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-Mincer probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Mincer rocks Slinky with a barrage of punches to the chin!!
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+Slinky punches Mincer with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw. Mincer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Mincer paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Mincer attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Slinky takes it in the forearms.
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+Mincer strikes with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-Mincer tries to land a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Mincer attempts a volley of punches to the chin, but Slinky steps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 15 of 52 punches.
Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9
Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 20-18
Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mincer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Slinky covers up.
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.
-Mincer throws a volley of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Mincer attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Mincer attacks with a volley of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Slinky fires a vicious right to the nose.
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+Mincer takes charge with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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-Mincer charges with a flurry of shots to the nose, but Slinky ties him up.
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-Mincer probes with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Slinky stays away from it.
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+Mincer catches Slinky with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Mincer throws a flurry of punches to the head, but Slinky hides behind his gloves.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slinky landed 8 of 9 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 11 of 46 punches.
Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9
Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 30-27
Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mincer doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Slinky covers up.
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.
+Slinky hits Mincer with a flurry of painful shots to the nose.
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+Mincer wallops Slinky with a pair of nice blows to the eye.
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+Mincer hammers Slinky with a pair of punches to the mouth. Slinky retreats to the far corner.
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-Mincer lashes out with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Slinky escapes.
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-Mincer charges with a straight right to the face, but to no avail.
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-Mincer throws a volley of punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Mincer paws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Mincer paws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Slinky deftly avoits it.
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-Mincer lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head, but Slinky leaps aside.
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-Mincer throws a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but Slinky steps aside and laughs.
+Slinky tags Mincer with a series of punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slinky landed 7 of 7 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 11 of 44 punches.
Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9
Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 40-36
Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mincer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Slinky covers up.
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Mincer rocks Slinky with a hard jab to the mouth.
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+Mincer jolts Slinky with a flurry of solid punches to the eye.
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-Mincer attacks with a straight right to the head, but is ineffective.
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-Mincer attacks with a volley of punches to the temple, but Slinky ties him up.
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-Mincer tries a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Slinky steps aside.
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-Mincer throws a right jab to the head, but to no avail.
+Slinky smacks Mincer with a volley of shots to the head.
-Mincer lunges with a volley of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Mincer attempts a series of right punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Mincer attacks with a series of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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-Mincer attacks with a volley of left shots to the temple, but Slinky quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 12 of 49 punches.
Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9
Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 50-45
Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mincer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Slinky covers up.
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Slinky slams Mincer with a volley of blows to the chin.
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-Mincer lashes out with a left to the chin, but Slinky steps aside.
+Mincer throws a flurry of vicious punches to the chin. Slinky doesn't seem bothered.
-Mincer probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Mincer probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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-Mincer lunges with a series of punches to the mouth, but Slinky leaps aside.
+Mincer connects with a volley of punches to the temple.
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-Mincer attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but Slinky leaps aside.
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-Mincer throws a straight right to the eye, but Slinky ducks just in time.
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-Mincer throws a flurry of left punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Mincer charges with a pair of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 11 of 47 punches.
Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9
Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 60-54
Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mincer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Slinky covers up.
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Mincer throws a series of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Mincer lunges with a flurry of punches to the face, but misses completely.
-Mincer lunges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
-Mincer charges with a roundhouse to the face, but Slinky steps aside and laughs.
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-Mincer attempts a cross to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Slinky drills Mincer with a roundhouse to the chest. Mincer grimaces in pain.
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+Mincer lashes out with a series of mean punches to the head.
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-Mincer tries a right cross to the temple, but Slinky escapes.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slinky landed 7 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 9 of 44 punches.
Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9
Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 70-63
Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mincer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Slinky covers up.
Mincer stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Mincer lunges with a volley of right punches to the eye, but Slinky stays away from it.
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-Mincer throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but Slinky ducks.
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-Mincer throws a series of right punches to the mouth, but Slinky deftly avoits it.
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-Mincer throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Slinky ducks just in time.
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+Slinky punches Mincer with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Mincer throws a straight right to the stomach.
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-Mincer probes with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slinky backs out of it.
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-Mincer lunges with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Slinky deftly avoits it.
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-Mincer paws a pair of punches to the nose, but Slinky quickly backs away.
-Mincer lashes out with a right right to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slinky landed 7 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 8 of 40 punches.
Michelle the "Mincer" won the round 10-9
Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 80-72
Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mincer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Slinky covers up.
Mincer covers up.
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-Mincer lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Mincer tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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+Mincer tags Slinky with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Slinky lands a flurry of nasty blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 5 of 23 punches.
The Slinky won the round 10-9
Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 89-82
Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mincer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Slinky covers up.
Mincer covers up.
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-Mincer tries to land a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Slinky ducks just in time.
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+Slinky lands a flurry of mean blows to the head. Mincer gets mad!
-Mincer probes with a left uppercut to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Mincer launches a pair of blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
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-Mincer launches a pair of blows to the mouth, but Slinky stays away from it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slinky landed 7 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 5 of 23 punches.
The Slinky won the round 10-9
Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 98-92
Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mincer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
Slinky covers up.
Mincer covers up.
-Mincer paws a volley of left punches to the face, but Slinky stays away from it.
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+Mincer whacks Slinky with a pair of quick blows to the face.
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-Mincer throws a series of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Slinky backs up Mincer with a pair of stiff shots to the jaw.
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+Slinky punches Mincer with a left to the head.
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-Mincer launches a pair of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 5 of 24 punches.
The Slinky won the round 10-9
Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 107-102
Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mincer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
Slinky covers up.
Mincer covers up.
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+Slinky pops Mincer with a volley of wild blows to the jaw. Mincer is hurt!
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-Mincer attempts a barrage of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Mincer throws a series of left blows to the mouth, but Slinky ties him up.
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-Mincer throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Slinky leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
The Slinky landed 9 of 9 punches, and Michelle the "Mincer" landed 5 of 24 punches.
The Slinky won the round 10-9
Michelle the "Mincer" is winning the fight 116-112
Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!
Mincer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 2: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 3: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 4: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 5: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 6: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 7: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 8: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 9: The Slinky 10-9
Round 10: The Slinky 10-9
Round 11: The Slinky 10-9
Round 12: The Slinky 10-9
Total Score: Michelle the "Mincer" 116-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 2: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 3: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 4: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 5: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 6: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 7: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 8: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 9: The Slinky 10-9
Round 10: The Slinky 10-9
Round 11: The Slinky 10-9
Round 12: The Slinky 10-9
Total Score: Michelle the "Mincer" 116-112
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 2: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 3: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 4: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 5: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 6: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 7: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 8: Michelle the "Mincer" 10-9
Round 9: The Slinky 10-9
Round 10: The Slinky 10-9
Round 11: The Slinky 10-9
Round 12: The Slinky 10-9
Total Score: Michelle the "Mincer" 116-112
Michelle the "Mincer" wins by decision!
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