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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\877849.htm on local disk...(Toughman) Failed Experiment No. VI defeated Chief "Big Swing" Wahoo by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Wednesday, February 13, 2013In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 833 pounds (378 kilograms) is Failed Experiment No. VI!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 115 pounds (52 kilograms) is Chief "Big Swing" Wahoo!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Failed stays outside and uses his jab.
Big Swing feints and fakes. (feinting)
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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+Failed rocks Big Swing with a barrage of punches to the nose. Big Swing quickly recovers.
+Failed hits with a volley of loud punches to the eye. Big Swing sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Big Swing wallops Failed with a barrage of stinging feints to the ribs.
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+Failed shakes Big Swing with a barrage of painful punches to the jaw.
-Big Swing fires a feint and then an uppercut to the solar plexus, but Failed covers himself well.
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+Failed wakes up the fans with a pair of stinging punches to the mouth. Big Swing quickly recovers.
+Failed jars Big Swing with a flurry of heavy punches to the temple.
+Big Swing hits with a jab to the chest.
+Big Swing throws a barrage of light combinations to the nose. Failed is hurt!
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+Failed scores with a volley of powerful shots to the face. Big Swing backpedals to his own corner.
Failed lands a ferocious uppercut and Big Swing is flattened!!
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He's Out!
Failed Experiment No. VI wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Failed doesn't even want to rest!
Big Swing is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Failed Experiment No. VI wins by a knockout!
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