Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\876858.htm on local disk...(Toughman) Yimmy Da HumanGod defeated Impossible Improvisor by unanimous decision: 40-36, 40-36, 40-36.Match Saturday, February 09, 2013In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 337 pounds (153 kilograms) is Yimmy Da HumanGod!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 217 pounds (98 kilograms) is Impossible Improvisor!!
The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.
ROUND 1
Humangod stays outside and uses his jab.
Improvisor covers up.
-Humangod probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but Improvisor ducks.
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+Humangod tags Improvisor with a flurry of stiff punches to the face! Improvisor sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Humangod scores with a series of loud punches to the eye.
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+Improvisor lashes out with a pair of loud blows to the jaw.
-Humangod throws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Improvisor hides behind his gloves.
+Humangod connects with a series of punches to the head.
+Humangod shakes Improvisor with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Humangod lashes out with a volley of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Humangod staggers Improvisor with a pair of nasty punches to the temple.
-Humangod tries to land a pair of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yimmy Da HumanGod landed 29 of 48 punches, and Impossible Improvisor landed 7 of 8 punches.
Yimmy Da HumanGod won the round 10-9
Yimmy Da HumanGod is winning the fight 10-9
Humangod doesn't want to stop fighting!
Improvisor doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Humangod stays outside and uses his jab.
Improvisor covers up.
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-Humangod tries a series of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Humangod catches Improvisor with a series of punches to the head.
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-Humangod fires a left cross to the nose, but falls short.
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-Humangod charges with a volley of punches to the face, but Improvisor deftly avoits it.
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+Humangod drills Improvisor with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
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-Humangod fires a barrage of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Improvisor wallops Humangod with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Humangod lands a series of stinging punches to the head.
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+Humangod hammers Improvisor with a flurry of hard punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yimmy Da HumanGod landed 30 of 51 punches, and Impossible Improvisor landed 7 of 8 punches.
Yimmy Da HumanGod won the round 10-9
Yimmy Da HumanGod is winning the fight 20-18
Humangod doesn't even want to rest!
Improvisor doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Humangod stays outside and uses his jab.
Improvisor covers up.
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-Humangod attempts a flurry of shots to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Humangod throws a flurry of punches to the face, but Improvisor ducks just in time.
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-Humangod launches a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Improvisor steps aside.
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+Humangod annoys Improvisor with a pair of nice punches to the temple.
+Humangod pops Improvisor with a pair of wild punches to the face. Improvisor backpedals to his own corner.
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-Humangod probes with a series of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Improvisor lashes out with a flurry of quick punches to the eye. Humangod sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Humangod shakes Improvisor with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Humangod lands a jab to the head.
+Humangod punches Improvisor with a volley of painful punches to the temple!! Improvisor shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yimmy Da HumanGod landed 25 of 50 punches, and Impossible Improvisor landed 7 of 7 punches.
Yimmy Da HumanGod won the round 10-9
Yimmy Da HumanGod is winning the fight 30-27
Humangod doesn't even want to rest!
Improvisor doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.
ROUND 4
Humangod stays outside and uses his jab.
Improvisor covers up.
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-Humangod lashes out with a series of left punches to the nose, but Improvisor leaps aside.
+Humangod nails Improvisor with a series of punches to the mouth.
+Improvisor connects with a vicious sweeping right to the chin. Humangod quickly recovers.
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-Humangod lunges with a series of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Humangod rocks Improvisor with a pair of off balance punches to the head.
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+Humangod smacks Improvisor with a quick cross to the eye.
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-Humangod probes with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Improvisor deftly avoits it.
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-Humangod charges with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Improvisor escapes.
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-Humangod charges with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Improvisor quickly backs away.
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+Humangod pummels Improvisor with a flurry of stiff punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Yimmy Da HumanGod landed 25 of 49 punches, and Impossible Improvisor landed 6 of 8 punches.
Yimmy Da HumanGod won the round 10-9
Yimmy Da HumanGod is winning the fight 40-36
Humangod remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Improvisor doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Yimmy Da HumanGod 10-9
Round 2: Yimmy Da HumanGod 10-9
Round 3: Yimmy Da HumanGod 10-9
Round 4: Yimmy Da HumanGod 10-9
Total Score: Yimmy Da HumanGod 40-36
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Yimmy Da HumanGod 10-9
Round 2: Yimmy Da HumanGod 10-9
Round 3: Yimmy Da HumanGod 10-9
Round 4: Yimmy Da HumanGod 10-9
Total Score: Yimmy Da HumanGod 40-36
Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Yimmy Da HumanGod 10-9
Round 2: Yimmy Da HumanGod 10-9
Round 3: Yimmy Da HumanGod 10-9
Round 4: Yimmy Da HumanGod 10-9
Total Score: Yimmy Da HumanGod 40-36
Yimmy Da HumanGod wins by decision!
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