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(Welterweight) Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 defeated Uno Cinco by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Thursday, February 07, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Uno Cinco!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 146 pounds (66 kilograms) is Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Cinco is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
Beefcake! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Cinco lands a combination to the chin. Beefcake! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Cinco tags Beefcake! with a barrage of stinging combinations to the mouth!
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Beefcake! attacks with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but Cinco leans away and hits back with a series of furious combinations to the eye.
+Cinco solidly lands a series of punches to the eye.
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-Beefcake! tries a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Cinco takes it in the forearms.
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-Beefcake! attacks with a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Beefcake! lands a flurry of furious blows to the chest. Cinco sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Beefcake! lands a flurry of painful blows to the chest!!
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+Cinco takes charge with a mean jab to the nose.
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+Beefcake! hits with a series of furious punches to the chest.
Beefcake! throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Cinco knocks it away and hits first with a flurry of combinations to the head.
Beefcake! attempts a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Cinco takes it on the gloves and counters with a nasty counter-punch to the temple.
+Cinco hits with a counter-punch to the ribs.
Cinco tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Beefcake! throws a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Cinco leans away and hits back with a volley of mean blows to the solar plexus. Beefcake! laughs!
+Cinco hits with a left to the mouth.
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-Beefcake! attempts a pair of shots to the ribs, but Cinco escapes.
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-Beefcake! tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Cinco hides behind his gloves.
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+Cinco jolts Beefcake! with a barrage of loud combinations to the ribs.
Beefcake! charges with a series of right blows to the ribs, but Cinco deflects it and strikes back with a volley of commanding shots to the jaw. Beefcake! retreats to the far corner.
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Beefcake! throws a left counter-punch to the chest, but Cinco slips it and counters with a volley of nasty combinations to the head. Beefcake! gets mad!
-Beefcake! probes with a flurry of right combinations to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Cinco fires a volley of combinations to the stomach.
+Cinco pokes Beefcake! with a pair of glancing blows to the stomach.
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+Beefcake! belts Cinco with a painful counter-punch to the stomach.
Cinco tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cinco punches Beefcake! with a barrage of stiff combinations to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Uno Cinco landed 47 of 47 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 28 of 58 punches.

Uno Cinco won the round 10-9

Uno Cinco is winning the fight 10-9


Cinco doesn't even want to rest!

Beefcake! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Cinco feints and fakes. (feinting)
Beefcake! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Cinco rocks Beefcake! with a volley of feints to the ribs. Beefcake! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Beefcake! tries a pair of shots to the stomach, but Cinco quickly backs away.
+Beefcake! fires a vicious right to the chest.
+Cinco tags Beefcake! with a barrage of solid combinations to the stomach.
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-Beefcake! charges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Beefcake! attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Beefcake! staggers Cinco with a volley of painful shots to the ribs.
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-Beefcake! tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but Cinco narrowly avoids it
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-Beefcake! probes with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
Cinco tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap combinations to the chin.
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+Beefcake! wallops Cinco with a barrage of nasty feints to the chest.
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+Cinco takes charge with a volley of stinging feints to the stomach!
+ The fighters trade shots to the face.
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Cinco tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Cinco attacks with a feint and then a jab to the chest.
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+Beefcake! pops Cinco with a pair of glancing shots to the chest. Cinco sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Cinco jars Beefcake! with a barrage of vicious shots to the chest.
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-Beefcake! probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Cinco blocks.
-Beefcake! tries to land a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but falls short.
-Beefcake! lunges with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Cinco blocks.
+Cinco pounds Beefcake! with a volley of off balance combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Beefcake! hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Uno Cinco landed 38 of 38 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 26 of 63 punches.

Uno Cinco won the round 10-9

Uno Cinco is winning the fight 20-18


Cinco remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Beefcake! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Cinco comes out fighting.
Beefcake! fights inside. (inside)

+Cinco throws a left to the nose.
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+Cinco throws a series of nice blows to the stomach.
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+Cinco takes charge with a series of commanding punches to the stomach.
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-Beefcake! probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Cinco quickly backs away.
+Beefcake! nails Cinco with a solid uppercut to the solar plexus.
+Cinco staggers Beefcake! with a volley of blows to the nose.
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+Cinco belts Beefcake! with a barrage of shots to the mouth!
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-Beefcake! lunges with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Cinco takes it in the forearms.
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+Cinco hits Beefcake! with a pair of shots to the nose.
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+Beefcake! tags Cinco with a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus!
+Cinco pounds Beefcake! with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
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+Cinco pokes Beefcake! with a volley of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Cinco strikes with a barrage of shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Uno Cinco landed 45 of 45 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 19 of 30 punches.

Uno Cinco won the round 10-9

Uno Cinco is winning the fight 30-27


Cinco grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Beefcake! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 4

Cinco is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beefcake! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Beefcake! attacks with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Cinco ducks just in time.
Cinco tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Beefcake! throws a pair of nice blows to the chest.
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Cinco tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Beefcake! lashes out with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Cinco tags Beefcake! with a stinging jab to the ribs.
+Beefcake! smacks Cinco with a series of blows to the chest. Cinco backpedals to his own corner.
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+Cinco connects with a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
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-Cinco throws a roundhouse to the chest, but Beefcake! deftly avoits it.
Cinco tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Cinco tries to attack, but Beefcake! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Cinco lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Beefcake! quickly backs away.
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+Cinco hits with a barrage of nice punches to the face.
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+Cinco suprises Beefcake! with a barrage of glancing punches to the nose.
+Cinco pops Beefcake! with a flurry of shots to the eye.
+Cinco whacks Beefcake! with a series of nice punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Uno Cinco landed 37 of 51 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 10 of 26 punches.

Uno Cinco won the round 10-9

Uno Cinco is winning the fight 40-36


Cinco is obviously tired.

Beefcake! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 5

Cinco is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beefcake! fights inside. (inside)

+Cinco lands a pair of quick punches to the nose. Beefcake! covers up.
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+Cinco catches Beefcake! with a series of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Cinco fires a barrage of wild punches to the head!!
+Cinco backs up Beefcake! with a flurry of punches to the nose. Beefcake! doesn't seem bothered.
-Beefcake! launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but Cinco quickly backs away.
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+Cinco backs up Beefcake! with a hook to the chin.
+Cinco pokes Beefcake! with a flurry of glancing blows to the face. Beefcake! grimaces in pain.
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-Beefcake! throws a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but Cinco escapes.
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+Cinco grazes Beefcake! with a barrage of wild shots to the eye.
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+Beefcake! annoys Cinco with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Cinco attacks with a jab to the temple.
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-Beefcake! lashes out with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Cinco steps aside and laughs.
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+Beefcake! hits with a pair of loud blows to the chest. Cinco laughs!
+ The fighters swap shots to the nose.
+Beefcake! attacks with a series of blows to the stomach. Cinco hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Cinco wallops Beefcake! with a series of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Uno Cinco landed 49 of 49 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 17 of 31 punches.

Uno Cinco won the round 10-9

Uno Cinco is winning the fight 50-45


Cinco is slowing down.

Beefcake! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 6

Cinco is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beefcake! fights inside. (inside)

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+Beefcake! wakes up the fans with a flurry of nice shots to the chest.
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+Cinco lands a volley of heavy shots to the stomach.
-Beefcake! charges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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+Cinco connects with a roundhouse to the nose.
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+Cinco tattoos Beefcake! with a flurry of loud shots to the eye.
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+Cinco staggers Beefcake! with a flurry of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Cinco solidly lands a flurry of furious punches to the head!
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+Cinco pounds Beefcake! with a volley of quick blows to the jaw. Beefcake! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Beefcake! lunges with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Cinco backs out of it.
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+Beefcake! annoys Cinco with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Cinco smacks Beefcake! with a volley of powerful punches to the eye!
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+Cinco belts Beefcake! with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Uno Cinco landed 47 of 47 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 15 of 31 punches.

Uno Cinco won the round 10-9

Uno Cinco is winning the fight 60-54


Cinco is slowing down.

Beefcake! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 7

Cinco is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beefcake! fights inside. (inside)

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-Cinco probes with a flurry of left punches to the face, but Beefcake! ties him up.
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+Beefcake! hits with a volley of furious blows to the solar plexus. Cinco seems wobbly!
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-Beefcake! charges with a series of right blows to the stomach, but Cinco ducks just in time.
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+Cinco punches Beefcake! with a straight right to the jaw.
-Beefcake! charges with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Cinco backs out of it.
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+Cinco belts Beefcake! with a series of commanding punches to the face.
+Cinco backs up Beefcake! with a barrage of furious punches to the chin.
+Cinco hits with a pair of glancing shots to the mouth.
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-Beefcake! lunges with a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Cinco launches a pair of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Cinco pummels Beefcake! with a volley of punches to the face.
+Cinco tosses a pair of strong punches to the jaw.
+Beefcake! thumps Cinco with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Uno Cinco landed 31 of 47 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 17 of 31 punches.

Uno Cinco won the round 10-9

Uno Cinco is winning the fight 70-63


Cinco looks exhausted.

Beefcake! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 8

Cinco is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beefcake! fights inside. (inside)

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-Beefcake! probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but Cinco blocks.
+Beefcake! punches Cinco with a series of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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+Beefcake! tags Cinco with a volley of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Cinco whacks Beefcake! with a flurry of shots to the head.
-Cinco tries to land a pair of right punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Beefcake! fires a flurry of nice shots to the stomach.
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+Cinco tosses a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Cinco connects with a volley of punches to the temple. Beefcake! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Cinco strikes with a pair of nasty punches to the chin. Beefcake! is hurt!
-Cinco launches a roundhouse to the chin, but loses his balance.
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+Cinco strikes with a pair of wild punches to the temple! Beefcake! is hurt!
-Beefcake! launches a pair of right shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Cinco thumps Beefcake! with a pair of punches to the ribs. Beefcake! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Cinco attacks with a volley of shots to the mouth, but Beefcake! backs out of it.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
-Cinco probes with a pair of right punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+Cinco takes charge with a pair of powerful shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Uno Cinco landed 31 of 49 punches, and Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 landed 16 of 33 punches.

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 won the round 10-9

Uno Cinco is winning the fight 79-73


Cinco collapses limply onto his stool.

Beefcake! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 9

Cinco is using the ring. (using the ring)
Beefcake! is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Cinco smashes Beefcake! with a barrage of commanding blows to the eye.
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+Cinco fires a volley of wild punches to the stomach. Beefcake! ignores it.
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+Beefcake! shakes Cinco with a hook to the jaw.
+Beefcake! annoys Cinco with a furious left to the jaw. Cinco doesn't notice.
Beefcake! lands a quick left haymaker and Cinco collapses!!

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Cinco struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Beefcake! stuns Cinco with a volley of painful punches to the nose. Cinco sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Beefcake! lands a crashing left uppercut and Cinco drops like a stone!!

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He's Out!
Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Cinco can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has gash below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye.

Beefcake! is obviously tired. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 2: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 3: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 4: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 5: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 6: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 7: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 8: Uno Cinco 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 2: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9
Round 3: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 4: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 5: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 6: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 7: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 2: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 3: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 4: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 5: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 6: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 7: Uno Cinco 10-9
Round 8: Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 10-9

Eric "BEEFCAKE!" Cartman 2013 wins by a knockout!