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(Light-Heavyweight) Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron defeated Uncle Bobby Banger by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Friday, January 25, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 175 pounds (79 kilograms) is Uncle Bobby Banger!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Light Heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light Heavy suprises Banger with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Light Heavy lands a cross to the chest.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Banger annoys Light Heavy with a pair of strong punches to the eye.
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-Banger tries to land a series of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Light Heavy hits Banger with a volley of wild punches to the chest.
Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light Heavy throws a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Banger tries to land a series of right shots to the head, but Light Heavy hides behind his gloves.
+Banger throws a barrage of solid shots to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron landed 20 of 22 punches, and Uncle Bobby Banger landed 12 of 24 punches.

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron won the round 10-9

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron is winning the fight 10-9


Light Heavy doesn't want to stop fighting!

Banger doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Light Heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Banger lashes out with a series of blows to the chin, but falls short.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light Heavy tosses a light uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Light Heavy lands a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light Heavy stuns Banger with a series of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Light Heavy solidly lands a light jab to the stomach! Banger is hurt!
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-Banger attacks with a barrage of blows to the nose, but Light Heavy covers himself well.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Banger hits with a volley of quick shots to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron landed 23 of 25 punches, and Uncle Bobby Banger landed 10 of 23 punches.

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron won the round 10-9

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron is winning the fight 20-18


Light Heavy doesn't even want to rest!

Banger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Light Heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Banger hits Light Heavy with a pair of mean blows to the solar plexus.
+Light Heavy tosses a pair of light punches to the chest!
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+Light Heavy hits with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Light Heavy fires a solid cross to the ribs.
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-Banger tries a series of right shots to the eye, but to no avail.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Light Heavy hits Banger with a series of nice punches to the stomach.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Banger throws a flurry of right shots to the face, but misses.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Banger hurts Light Heavy with a series of off balance blows to the nose. Light Heavy gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron landed 21 of 24 punches, and Uncle Bobby Banger landed 12 of 24 punches.

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron won the round 10-9

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron is winning the fight 30-27


Light Heavy doesn't even want to rest!

Banger grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Light Heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Light Heavy smacks Banger with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Banger fires a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Light Heavy steps aside and laughs.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Banger thumps Light Heavy with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus!!
+Light Heavy hits with a glancing sweeping right to the stomach!
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Banger wallops Light Heavy with a pair of punches to the nose!
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+Light Heavy connects with a wild straight right to the solar plexus.
-Banger probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Light Heavy ties him up.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron landed 21 of 25 punches, and Uncle Bobby Banger landed 10 of 25 punches.

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron won the round 10-9

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron is winning the fight 40-36


Light Heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banger is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Light Heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Banger hits with a series of strong punches to the head! Light Heavy is hurt!
Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light Heavy hammers Banger with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Light Heavy hits with a barrage of wild punches to the chin!
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+Light Heavy lands a flurry of punches to the mouth.
Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light Heavy pops Banger with a heavy straight right to the eye.
+Banger jolts Light Heavy with a flurry of punches to the temple.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Light Heavy hits with a flurry of furious punches to the head.
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+Banger fires a series of wild blows to the nose.
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-Banger tries a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Light Heavy escapes.
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+Banger hits with a series of furious shots to the nose.
+Light Heavy clocks Banger with a pair of wild blows to the temple. Banger sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Light Heavy lands a slow motion smash to the jaw and Banger falls to the canvas!!

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Banger struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Banger charges with a pair of punches to the nose, but Light Heavy escapes.
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+Light Heavy catches Banger with a series of hard punches to the jaw.
Light Heavy lands a well placed right smash to the jaw and Banger's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Banger struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron landed 25 of 30 punches, and Uncle Bobby Banger landed 10 of 24 punches.

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron won the round 10-7

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron is winning the fight 50-43


Light Heavy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Banger is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

Light Heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Light Heavy attacks with a pair of strong punches to the jaw. Banger is hurt!
Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light Heavy belts Banger with a series of painful punches to the mouth. Banger seems wobbly!
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+Light Heavy attacks with a jab to the eye.
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+Light Heavy pokes Banger with a pair of off balance punches to the temple.
Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Banger takes charge with a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
+Light Heavy scores with a series of nasty punches to the mouth.
Light Heavy lands a resounding smash to the jaw and Banger staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Banger struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Banger smashes Light Heavy with a strong uppercut to the jaw.
+Banger clocks Light Heavy with a barrage of powerful shots to the temple.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Banger lashes out with a series of right shots to the face, but he's too slow.
+Light Heavy annoys Banger with a barrage of punches to the face.
Light Heavy lands a decisive left uppercut and Banger is knocked off his feet!!

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Banger struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Banger fires a left roundhouse to the mouth, but Light Heavy hides behind his gloves.
+Banger hits with a pair of painful blows to the nose! Light Heavy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Light Heavy tags Banger with a off balance sweeping right to the temple!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron landed 25 of 31 punches, and Uncle Bobby Banger landed 10 of 25 punches.

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron won the round 10-7

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron is winning the fight 60-50


Light Heavy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Banger is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Light Heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Banger tattoos Light Heavy with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light Heavy belts Banger with a pair of commanding punches to the chin. Banger beats a hasty retreat.
Light Heavy lands a bone crushing haymaker and Banger's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Banger struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Light Heavy grazes Banger with a left to the mouth. Banger covers up.
+Light Heavy staggers Banger with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose!!
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-Banger lunges with a flurry of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Light Heavy lashes out with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
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+Light Heavy annoys Banger with a pair of punches to the face.
Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Banger throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Banger lashes out with a pair of punches to the head, but Light Heavy narrowly avoids it
+Light Heavy tosses a series of nice punches to the temple.
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+Banger catches Light Heavy with a furious uppercut to the eye.
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+Banger strikes with a flurry of furious punches to the nose.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
+Light Heavy pounds Banger with a pair of wild punches to the head.
Light Heavy lands a vicious right cross to the jaw and Banger drops like a stone!!

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Banger struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron landed 27 of 33 punches, and Uncle Bobby Banger landed 9 of 24 punches.

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron won the round 10-7

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron is winning the fight 70-57


Light Heavy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Banger is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Light Heavy is using the ring. (using the ring)
Banger clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Banger connects with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Banger fires a heavy hook to the ribs.
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+Light Heavy punches Banger with a series of strong punches to the eye. Banger hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light Heavy throws a flurry of furious punches to the face.
+Light Heavy tags Banger with a volley of light punches to the face. Banger gets mad!
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+Light Heavy pounds Banger with a volley of strong punches to the eye. Banger sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light Heavy tags Banger with a jab to the jaw.
Light Heavy lands a mighty right punch in the nose and Banger staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Banger struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Light Heavy tries to attack, but Banger hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Light Heavy hits with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Light Heavy scores with a series of off balance punches to the eye.
Light Heavy lands a devestating left haymaker and Banger is knocked down!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Light Heavy grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Banger looks exhausted. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-9
Round 2: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-9
Round 3: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-9
Round 4: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-9
Round 5: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-7
Round 6: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-7
Round 7: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-9
Round 2: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-9
Round 3: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-9
Round 4: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-9
Round 5: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-7
Round 6: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-7
Round 7: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-7


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-9
Round 2: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-9
Round 3: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-9
Round 4: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-9
Round 5: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-7
Round 6: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-7
Round 7: Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron 10-7

Marsolo's "Light Heavy" Oxymoron wins by a knockout!