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(Strawweight) Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler defeated Don "Smooth" Robinson by knockout (KO) in round 4.

Match Monday, January 21, 2013

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Don "Smooth" Robinson!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Smooth is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Smooth fires a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
-30-06 tries a pair of punches to the nose, but Smooth ducks.
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-30-06 lashes out with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but Smooth escapes.
+Smooth drills 30-06 with a straight right to the temple!!
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+Smooth nails 30-06 with a series of off balance punches to the head! 30-06 quickly recovers.
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Smooth tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Smooth backs up 30-06 with a flurry of painful blows to the temple.
+Smooth hammers 30-06 with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
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-30-06 charges with a straight right to the face, but Smooth blocks.
-30-06 launches a barrage of punches to the face, but Smooth steps aside.
+Smooth lands a roundhouse to the head.
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+Smooth connects with a pair of glancing blows to the solar plexus!
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+30-06 clocks Smooth with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Smooth fires a barrage of solid punches to the face. 30-06 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-30-06 attempts a volley of blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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Smooth tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Smooth jolts 30-06 with a pair of heavy blows to the eye.
+30-06 hits with a flurry of vicious shots to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 13 of 34 punches, and Don "Smooth" Robinson landed 49 of 49 punches.

Don "Smooth" Robinson won the round 10-9

Don "Smooth" Robinson is winning the fight 10-9


30-06 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Smooth doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Smooth is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Smooth grazes 30-06 with a flurry of shots to the face.
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+Smooth shakes 30-06 with a volley of punches to the nose.
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+Smooth backs up 30-06 with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach!!
+Smooth strikes with a solid cross to the jaw.
+Smooth shakes 30-06 with a series of solid punches to the nose. 30-06 gets mad!
-30-06 attempts a series of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-30-06 lunges with a cross to the temple, but to no avail.
+30-06 hits Smooth with a series of solid shots to the head! Smooth laughs!
+30-06 belts Smooth with a glancing uppercut to the chin.
+Smooth belts 30-06 with a series of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Smooth whacks 30-06 with a series of punches to the nose. 30-06 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Smooth tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-30-06 tries to land a flurry of right punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+30-06 fires a flurry of loud blows to the chin.
30-06 lands a lightning uppercut and Smooth's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX
Smooth struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Smooth tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-30-06 attacks with a series of left blows to the temple, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 31 punches, and Don "Smooth" Robinson landed 48 of 48 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-8

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 19-18


30-06 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Smooth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Smooth is using the ring. (using the ring)

+30-06 nails Smooth with a volley of shots to the temple.
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-30-06 probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but Smooth stays away from it.
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+Smooth whacks 30-06 with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Smooth shakes 30-06 with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw!
+Smooth staggers 30-06 with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus. 30-06 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Smooth catches 30-06 with a volley of furious punches to the ribs.
+Smooth throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Smooth fires a powerful straight right to the jaw!
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Smooth tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-30-06 lunges with a pair of punches to the chin, but Smooth steps aside and laughs.
-30-06 throws a hook to the eye, but only hits air.
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Smooth tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Smooth throws a quick jab to the jaw.
-30-06 probes with a pair of right punches to the temple, but Smooth leaps aside.
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+30-06 lands a series of quick punches to the temple.
30-06 lands a crashing smash to the jaw and Smooth collapses!!

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NINE
Smooth struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Smooth shakes 30-06 with a pair of nice punches to the eye. 30-06 quickly recovers.
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+Smooth hits with a glancing straight right to the eye.
+Smooth scores with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Smooth hits with a pair of furious punches to the temple.
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+30-06 rocks Smooth with a volley of stinging punches to the mouth. Smooth sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 31 punches, and Don "Smooth" Robinson landed 62 of 68 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-8

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 29-26


30-06 doesn't even want to rest!

Smooth is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Smooth moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Smooth throws a volley of commanding punches to the nose.
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+30-06 clocks Smooth with a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
30-06 lands a vicious left punch in the nose and Smooth is flattened!!

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TWO

THREE

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FIVE
Smooth struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Smooth punches 30-06 with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-30-06 charges with a roundhouse to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Smooth fires a pair of punches to the ribs. 30-06 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Smooth lands a volley of punches to the eye. 30-06 shakes his head to clear it.
+30-06 shakes Smooth with a hook to the ribs. Smooth laughs!
30-06 lands a decisive left cross to the jaw and Smooth's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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TWO

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FIVE

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SEVEN

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TEN
He's Out!
Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
30-06 doesn't even want to rest!

Smooth receives medical attention from his trainer. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-8
Round 3: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-8
Round 3: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-8


Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-8
Round 3: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-8

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler wins by a knockout!