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(Light-Heavyweight) Dr. Beardface defeated Carl von Clausewitz by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Friday, January 18, 2013

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 174 pounds (79 kilograms) is Carl von Clausewitz!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 169 pounds (77 kilograms) is Dr. Beardface!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Clausewitz is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beardface fights inside. (inside)

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+Clausewitz annoys Beardface with a pair of strong punches to the ribs. Beardface backpedals to his own corner.
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+Beardface fires a light hook to the mouth.
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+Clausewitz staggers Beardface with a right to the chest. Beardface ignores it.
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+Clausewitz scores with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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+Beardface tattoos Clausewitz with a uppercut to the jaw.
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+Beardface smacks Clausewitz with a pair of hard punches to the eye.
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+Clausewitz takes charge with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs!
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+Clausewitz pops Beardface with a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach. Beardface beats a hasty retreat.
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-Beardface charges with a flurry of left blows to the chin, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 24 of 24 punches, and Dr. Beardface landed 16 of 24 punches.

Carl von Clausewitz won the round 10-9

Carl von Clausewitz is winning the fight 10-9


Clausewitz doesn't want to stop fighting!

Beardface doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Clausewitz is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beardface fights inside. (inside)

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-Beardface probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Clausewitz steps aside and laughs.
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+Beardface hammers Clausewitz with a series of loud shots to the chest!
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+Beardface tags Clausewitz with a painful uppercut to the ribs.
+Clausewitz hurts Beardface with a painful uppercut to the stomach.
+Clausewitz pops Beardface with a nasty straight right to the ribs.
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+Clausewitz wallops Beardface with a pair of punches to the stomach. Beardface gets mad!
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+Clausewitz tags Beardface with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 24 of 24 punches, and Dr. Beardface landed 17 of 25 punches.

Carl von Clausewitz won the round 10-9

Carl von Clausewitz is winning the fight 20-18


Clausewitz doesn't even want to rest!

Beardface doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Clausewitz is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beardface fights inside. (inside)

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+Beardface grazes Clausewitz with a series of furious shots to the stomach.
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+Clausewitz throws a mean jab to the stomach.
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+Clausewitz staggers Beardface with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Beardface throws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Clausewitz tosses a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Beardface tags Clausewitz with a furious uppercut to the solar plexus.
+Beardface tosses a pair of painful blows to the solar plexus.
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+Clausewitz whacks Beardface with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach. Beardface is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 24 of 24 punches, and Dr. Beardface landed 16 of 23 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Carl von Clausewitz is winning the fight 30-28


Clausewitz remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Beardface remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Clausewitz is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beardface fights inside. (inside)

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+Beardface punches Clausewitz with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Beardface paws a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Clausewitz leaps aside.
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+Beardface throws a nice right to the ribs.
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+Clausewitz pokes Beardface with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Clausewitz pounds Beardface with a pair of punches to the chest. Beardface retreats to the far corner.
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+Beardface attacks with a flurry of painful blows to the chest. Clausewitz shakes his head to clear it.
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+Clausewitz stuns Beardface with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 23 of 27 punches, and Dr. Beardface landed 16 of 25 punches.

Carl von Clausewitz won the round 10-9

Carl von Clausewitz is winning the fight 40-37


Clausewitz grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Beardface remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Clausewitz is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beardface fights inside. (inside)

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-Beardface tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but Clausewitz steps aside and laughs.
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+Clausewitz clocks Beardface with a stinging straight right to the chest.
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+Beardface connects with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Clausewitz quickly recovers.
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+Clausewitz attacks with a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus! Beardface hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Beardface attacks with a barrage of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Beardface lunges with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Clausewitz ties him up.
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+Clausewitz suprises Beardface with a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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+Clausewitz fires a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Clausewitz thumps Beardface with a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 26 of 35 punches, and Dr. Beardface landed 13 of 24 punches.

Carl von Clausewitz won the round 10-9

Carl von Clausewitz is winning the fight 50-46


Clausewitz grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Beardface remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Clausewitz is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beardface fights inside. (inside)

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-Beardface attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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+Beardface tosses a flurry of shots to the stomach!! Clausewitz shakes his head to clear it.
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-Beardface tries a cross to the solar plexus, but Clausewitz ducks.
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+Beardface hurts Clausewitz with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Beardface takes charge with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
+Clausewitz pops Beardface with a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Clausewitz clocks Beardface with a flurry of punches to the eye. Beardface sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dr. Beardface landed 19 of 34 punches.

Dr. Beardface won the round 10-9

Carl von Clausewitz is winning the fight 59-56


Clausewitz is obviously tired.

Beardface remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Clausewitz is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beardface fights inside. (inside)

+Clausewitz throws a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Clausewitz drills Beardface with a pair of solid punches to the chin. Beardface doesn't notice.
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+Beardface lashes out with a barrage of glancing blows to the ribs. Clausewitz sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Clausewitz hits with a volley of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Beardface fires a pair of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Beardface paws a volley of shots to the stomach, but Clausewitz steps aside.
+Clausewitz jolts Beardface with a barrage of off balance punches to the head. Beardface covers up.
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+Beardface hits Clausewitz with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Beardface punches Clausewitz with a volley of stinging blows to the solar plexus. Clausewitz hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Clausewitz whacks Beardface with a volley of commanding punches to the mouth!
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+Clausewitz tags Beardface with a pair of light shots to the face.
+Clausewitz lands a volley of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 31 of 34 punches, and Dr. Beardface landed 20 of 31 punches.

Carl von Clausewitz won the round 10-9

Carl von Clausewitz is winning the fight 69-65


Clausewitz is obviously tired.

Beardface grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Clausewitz is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beardface fights inside. (inside)

-Beardface probes with a barrage of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Clausewitz hits with a volley of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Clausewitz lands a series of hard punches to the eye. Beardface asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Clausewitz jolts Beardface with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Clausewitz pops Beardface with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Clausewitz takes charge with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose!
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+Clausewitz hammers Beardface with a volley of loud punches to the mouth.
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-Beardface attempts a volley of left punches to the chest, but Clausewitz stays away from it.
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-Beardface charges with a series of shots to the ribs, but Clausewitz blocks.
+Beardface hurts Clausewitz with a series of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Beardface slams Clausewitz with a volley of hard punches to the ribs. Clausewitz beats a hasty retreat.
+Beardface annoys Clausewitz with a flurry of hard shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 30 of 31 punches, and Dr. Beardface landed 18 of 30 punches.

Carl von Clausewitz won the round 10-9

Carl von Clausewitz is winning the fight 79-74


Clausewitz is obviously tired.

Beardface grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Clausewitz is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beardface is brawling. (inside)

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+Beardface belts Clausewitz with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Beardface tosses a light hook to the stomach. Clausewitz backpedals to his own corner.
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-Beardface throws a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Beardface attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Clausewitz wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
+Beardface thumps Clausewitz with a series of nasty blows to the stomach.
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-Beardface tries a series of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dr. Beardface landed 19 of 32 punches.

Dr. Beardface won the round 10-9

Carl von Clausewitz is winning the fight 88-84


Clausewitz is obviously tired.

Beardface grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Clausewitz is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beardface is brawling. (inside)

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+Clausewitz hits with a barrage of shots to the nose.
+Beardface suprises Clausewitz with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
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-Beardface throws a left hook to the stomach, but Clausewitz beats a hasty retreat.
-Beardface charges with a left uppercut to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Beardface lands a barrage of nice shots to the solar plexus.
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+Beardface grazes Clausewitz with a solid roundhouse to the chest. Clausewitz sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Carl von Clausewitz landed 8 of 8 punches, and Dr. Beardface landed 19 of 33 punches.

Dr. Beardface won the round 10-9

Carl von Clausewitz is winning the fight 97-94


Clausewitz is obviously tired.

Beardface remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Clausewitz is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Beardface throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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+Beardface tosses a roundhouse to the nose. Clausewitz doesn't seem bothered.
Beardface lands a tremendous blow to the head and Clausewitz's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Clausewitz struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Clausewitz hits with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Beardface throws a series of mean hooks to the chin!
+Clausewitz rocks Beardface with a series of off balance punches to the eye.
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+Clausewitz fires a stinging jab to the mouth. Beardface doesn't seem bothered.
+Beardface punches Clausewitz with a series of punches to the temple! Clausewitz retreats to the far corner.
+Beardface hurts Clausewitz with a series of uppercuts to the nose. Clausewitz sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Beardface pummels Clausewitz with a flurry of off balance shots to the eye.
Beardface lands a brutal hook and Clausewitz is flattened!!

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Clausewitz struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Clausewitz hits with Beardface with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Beardface punches Clausewitz with a solid blow to the temple!
Beardface lands a thundering right blow to the temple and Clausewitz is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
Dr. Beardface wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Clausewitz looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Beardface is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 2: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 5: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 6: Dr. Beardface 10-9
Round 7: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 8: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 9: Dr. Beardface 10-9
Round 10: Dr. Beardface 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 2: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 3: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 4: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 5: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 6: Dr. Beardface 10-9
Round 7: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 8: Dr. Beardface 10-9
Round 9: Dr. Beardface 10-9
Round 10: Dr. Beardface 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 2: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 3: Dr. Beardface 10-9
Round 4: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 5: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 6: Dr. Beardface 10-9
Round 7: Carl von Clausewitz 10-9
Round 8: Dr. Beardface 10-9
Round 9: Dr. Beardface 10-9
Round 10: Dr. Beardface 10-9

Dr. Beardface wins by a knockout!