Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\872177.htm on local disk...(2012 Commmissioner's Invitational Tournament) Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira defeated Purple Handed Pants Pisser by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.Match Wednesday, January 09, 2013In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 237 pounds (108 kilograms) is Purple Handed Pants Pisser!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 7 inches (201 centimeters) tall weighing in at 249 pounds (113 kilograms) is Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Pisser fights inside. (inside)
The Tough One is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+The Tough One throws a series of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+The Tough One tosses a pair of punches to the chin. Pisser asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+The Tough One grazes Pisser with a pair of punches to the jaw!
+Pisser fires a pair of vicious blows to the ribs.
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-Pisser attempts a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but The Tough One escapes.
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+The Tough One lashes out with a series of blows to the chin.
-Pisser throws a uppercut to the chest, but only hits air.
-Pisser fires a flurry of blows to the stomach, but The Tough One escapes.
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+Pisser thumps The Tough One with a barrage of strong blows to the stomach.
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+The Tough One jars Pisser with a flurry of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Pisser drills The Tough One with a pair of loud shots to the chest. The Tough One ignores it.
-Pisser attacks with a barrage of shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+The Tough One fires a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 17 of 39 punches, and Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira landed 26 of 26 punches.
Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira won the round 10-9
Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira is winning the fight 10-9
Pisser doesn't want to stop fighting!
The Tough One doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Pisser fights inside. (inside)
The Tough One is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Pisser throws a pair of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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-Pisser tries a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but The Tough One leaps aside.
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+The Tough One wallops Pisser with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth. Pisser gets mad!
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-Pisser probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+The Tough One drills Pisser with a hard straight right to the mouth!
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+The Tough One connects with a pair of glancing punches to the temple.
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-Pisser lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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-Pisser fires a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Pisser punches The Tough One with a series of solid shots to the chest.
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-Pisser tries a series of punches to the chest, but The Tough One escapes.
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+The Tough One connects with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 14 of 39 punches, and Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira landed 25 of 25 punches.
Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira won the round 10-9
Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira is winning the fight 20-18
Pisser doesn't even want to rest!
The Tough One doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Pisser fights inside. (inside)
The Tough One is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Pisser tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Pisser lashes out with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+The Tough One throws a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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-Pisser throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but The Tough One ducks just in time.
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+The Tough One drills Pisser with a straight right to the chest. Pisser doesn't seem bothered.
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-Pisser lunges with a series of blows to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+The Tough One punches Pisser with a series of off balance punches to the chest. Pisser gets mad!
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+Pisser jars The Tough One with a pair of strong blows to the stomach.
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+Pisser connects with a series of nasty shots to the chest.
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+The Tough One pummels Pisser with a series of hard punches to the chest.
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+The Tough One tosses a series of loud punches to the stomach. Pisser covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 13 of 40 punches, and Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira landed 31 of 35 punches.
Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira won the round 10-9
Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira is winning the fight 30-27
Pisser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Tough One remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Pisser fights inside. (inside)
The Tough One is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Pisser annoys The Tough One with a flurry of furious shots to the stomach. The Tough One shakes his head to clear it.
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-Pisser lunges with a right left to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Pisser attempts a roundhouse to the ribs, but The Tough One deftly avoits it.
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-Pisser throws a volley of right shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Pisser attempts a flurry of left blows to the chest, but The Tough One ties him up.
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+The Tough One shakes Pisser with a barrage of painful punches to the head.
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-Pisser attacks with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but The Tough One steps aside and laughs.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 11 of 40 punches, and Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira landed 8 of 8 punches.
Purple Handed Pants Pisser won the round 10-9
Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira is winning the fight 39-37
Pisser remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
The Tough One remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Pisser throws everything he's got! (all-out)
The Tough One is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Pisser fires a pair of roundhouses to the face, but The Tough One ducks just in time.
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-Pisser launches a volley of right roundhouses to the head, but comes up empty.
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+The Tough One smashes Pisser with a volley of heavy crosses to the solar plexus!
The Tough One lands a devestating right hook and Pisser lands flat on his back!!
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Pisser struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Pisser staggers The Tough One with a series of hooks to the nose.
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-Pisser attacks with a volley of right roundhouses to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Pisser belts The Tough One with a left to the mouth.
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+The Tough One belts Pisser with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Pisser attempts a volley of right punches to the head, but The Tough One hides behind his gloves.
+The Tough One tosses a barrage of vicious uppercuts to the chest.
+The Tough One clocks Pisser with a barrage of punches to the stomach. Pisser hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Pisser launches a flurry of left shots to the eye, but The Tough One ducks just in time.
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+The Tough One annoys Pisser with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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+The Tough One smacks Pisser with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+The Tough One strikes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Pisser rocks The Tough One with a series of blows to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 12 of 41 punches, and Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira landed 31 of 32 punches.
Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira won the round 10-8
Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira is winning the fight 49-45
Pisser is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.
The Tough One remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Pisser throws everything he's got! (all-out)
The Tough One is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+The Tough One annoys Pisser with a series of punches to the ribs.
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-Pisser attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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-Pisser probes with a pair of right crosses to the chin, but The Tough One takes it in the forearms.
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-Pisser attempts a left shot to the mouth, but misses.
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+Pisser whacks The Tough One with a flurry of strong punches to the chin.
-Pisser fires a straight right to the nose, but The Tough One deftly avoits it.
-Pisser fires a barrage of left punches to the face, but The Tough One ducks just in time.
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-Pisser tries to land a series of uppercuts to the nose, but misses.
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-Pisser throws a pair of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 7 of 37 punches, and Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira landed 8 of 8 punches.
Purple Handed Pants Pisser won the round 10-9
Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira is winning the fight 58-55
Pisser is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.
The Tough One remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Pisser throws everything he's got! (all-out)
The Tough One is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+The Tough One throws a barrage of solid punches to the chest. Pisser hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
The Tough One lands a crashing uppercut and Pisser goes over backwards!!
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Pisser struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+The Tough One lashes out with a volley of blows to the solar plexus!!
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+Pisser solidly lands a series of blows to the nose.
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+The Tough One belts Pisser with a barrage of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Pisser doesn't notice.
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-Pisser probes with a right cross to the nose, but misses completely.
-Pisser attempts a barrage of uppercuts to the face, but fails to score.
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+The Tough One hits with Pisser with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Pisser tries to land a flurry of shots to the head, but misses completely.
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-Pisser attempts a flurry of crosses to the mouth, but The Tough One steps aside.
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+The Tough One attacks with a stinging left to the stomach.
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+The Tough One pops Pisser with a series of quick punches to the ribs. Pisser hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Pisser tosses a flurry of punches to the face.
+The Tough One throws a loud jab to the ribs.
+The Tough One wakes up the fans with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Pisser lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but The Tough One ducks.
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-Pisser attacks with a volley of shots to the jaw, but The Tough One deftly avoits it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Purple Handed Pants Pisser landed 10 of 38 punches, and Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira landed 29 of 33 punches.
Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira won the round 10-8
Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira is winning the fight 68-63
Pisser receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the left eye.
The Tough One grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Pisser throws everything he's got! (all-out)
The Tough One is backpedaling. (using the ring)
-Pisser tries to land a volley of right punches to the nose, but The Tough One steps aside.
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-Pisser attempts a pair of hooks to the face, but The Tough One ducks.
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+The Tough One pummels Pisser with a volley of nice shots to the solar plexus.
-Pisser lunges with a series of roundhouses to the eye, but falls short.
+The Tough One throws a flurry of wild punches to the ribs.
+The Tough One tags Pisser with a flurry of punches to the stomach. The Tough One strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Pisser falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Pisser can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
The Tough One grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira 10-9
Round 3: Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira 10-9
Round 4: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 5: Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira 10-8
Round 6: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 7: Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira 10-9
Round 2: Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira 10-9
Round 3: Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira 10-9
Round 4: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 5: Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira 10-8
Round 6: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 7: Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira 10-8
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira 10-9
Round 3: Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira 10-9
Round 4: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 5: Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira 10-8
Round 6: Purple Handed Pants Pisser 10-9
Round 7: Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira 10-8
Tuomas "The Tough One" Siira wins by a technical knockout!
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