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(Strawweight) Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler defeated Don "Smooth" Robinson by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Monday, December 31, 2012

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Don "Smooth" Robinson!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Smooth is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Smooth tattoos 30-06 with a pair of punches to the face.
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-30-06 attempts a barrage of blows to the jaw, but Smooth leaps aside.
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Smooth tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Smooth jars 30-06 with a pair of punches to the head. 30-06 doesn't notice.
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Smooth tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Smooth jars 30-06 with a barrage of painful punches to the eye.
-30-06 launches a hook to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Smooth strikes with a volley of strong shots to the mouth.
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-30-06 throws a pair of left shots to the mouth, but falls short.
+Smooth annoys 30-06 with a pair of wild punches to the head.
+Smooth hits 30-06 with a series of punches to the eye.
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+30-06 pops Smooth with a pair of painful blows to the nose. Smooth beats a hasty retreat.
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+Smooth tags 30-06 with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Smooth tosses a light jab to the head! 30-06 seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 32 punches, and Don "Smooth" Robinson landed 45 of 45 punches.

Don "Smooth" Robinson won the round 10-9

Don "Smooth" Robinson is winning the fight 10-9


30-06 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Smooth doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Smooth is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Smooth throws a flurry of punches to the chin!
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+Smooth fires a flurry of punches to the face!
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+Smooth fires a glancing jab to the chest.
-30-06 throws a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Smooth backs out of it.
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+Smooth hits with a volley of powerful punches to the eye!
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+Smooth annoys 30-06 with a stinging jab to the mouth.
-30-06 attempts a pair of right shots to the chest, but Smooth narrowly avoids it
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+Smooth drills 30-06 with a series of quick punches to the head!!
-30-06 paws a straight right to the ribs, but Smooth backs out of it.
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+Smooth hammers 30-06 with a series of punches to the eye.
+Smooth punches 30-06 with a flurry of shots to the face.
+30-06 connects with a pair of loud punches to the chest. Smooth sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Smooth hits with a flurry of strong punches to the head!
Smooth tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Smooth tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-30-06 throws a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Smooth leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 12 of 35 punches, and Don "Smooth" Robinson landed 47 of 48 punches.

Don "Smooth" Robinson won the round 10-9

Don "Smooth" Robinson is winning the fight 20-18


30-06 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Smooth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Smooth is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Smooth tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-30-06 attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-30-06 lunges with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Smooth ducks just in time.
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+Smooth smacks 30-06 with a pair of painful punches to the eye.
-30-06 lunges with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Smooth backs out of it.
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Smooth tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-30-06 probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Smooth belts 30-06 with a hard jab to the solar plexus.
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-30-06 throws a barrage of blows to the chest, but Smooth covers himself well.
+30-06 staggers Smooth with a volley of nice punches to the chest. Smooth hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+30-06 punches Smooth with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Smooth fires a flurry of punches to the face.
+Smooth pummels 30-06 with a volley of punches to the stomach!
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+Smooth hammers 30-06 with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Smooth hits with a series of light punches to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 33 punches, and Don "Smooth" Robinson landed 29 of 29 punches.

Don "Smooth" Robinson won the round 10-9

Don "Smooth" Robinson is winning the fight 30-27


30-06 doesn't even want to rest!

Smooth grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Smooth is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-30-06 launches a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Smooth narrowly avoids it
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+30-06 drills Smooth with a glancing straight right to the stomach!!
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+Smooth jolts 30-06 with a volley of blows to the eye. 30-06 is hurt!
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+30-06 wallops Smooth with a pair of vicious punches to the stomach.
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-30-06 tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but Smooth ducks.
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+Smooth punches 30-06 with a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw.
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-30-06 probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but Smooth narrowly avoids it
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+30-06 wallops Smooth with a pair of light punches to the ribs.
+Smooth hits with a flurry of blows to the face.
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-30-06 throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Smooth connects with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 13 of 42 punches, and Don "Smooth" Robinson landed 30 of 30 punches.

Don "Smooth" Robinson won the round 10-9

Don "Smooth" Robinson is winning the fight 40-36


30-06 doesn't even want to rest!

Smooth is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Smooth is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Smooth pummels 30-06 with a pair of solid punches to the face. 30-06 doesn't notice.
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+Smooth wakes up the fans with a barrage of glancing punches to the head.
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+Smooth fires a series of quick punches to the head. 30-06 shakes his head to clear it.
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-30-06 attempts a volley of right shots to the chest, but Smooth hides behind his gloves.
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+30-06 hits with a barrage of mean punches to the chest.
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-30-06 attempts a pair of right blows to the stomach, but Smooth ties him up.
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+30-06 solidly lands a right to the solar plexus!
+Smooth shakes 30-06 with a stinging right to the chin.
+Smooth hits with a flurry of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Smooth hits with a powerful jab to the jaw.
+Smooth attacks with 30-06 with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-30-06 tries to land a volley of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Smooth jolts 30-06 with a volley of loud punches to the chin. 30-06 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Smooth lands a volley of glancing blows to the nose. 30-06 doesn't notice.
+Smooth smacks 30-06 with a series of mean punches to the face.
+Smooth whacks 30-06 with a pair of punches to the jaw. 30-06 covers up.
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+Smooth pummels 30-06 with a series of painful punches to the stomach.
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-30-06 launches a jab to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 16 of 37 punches, and Don "Smooth" Robinson landed 50 of 52 punches.

Don "Smooth" Robinson won the round 10-9

Don "Smooth" Robinson is winning the fight 50-45


30-06 doesn't even want to rest!

Smooth collapses limply onto his stool.



ROUND 6

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Smooth is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-30-06 charges with a series of punches to the head, but misses completely.
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+Smooth lashes out with a solid jab to the jaw.
+30-06 lands a barrage of light punches to the chin.
30-06 lands a tremendous blow to the temple and Smooth drops like a stone!!

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Smooth struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Smooth hits with a pair of nice punches to the face.
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+30-06 hurts Smooth with a pair of painful punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
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-Smooth charges with a barrage of shots to the nose, but only hits air.
+30-06 tosses a series of commanding punches to the head. Smooth retreats to the far corner.
+30-06 lands a flurry of blows to the jaw.
30-06 lands a well placed right hook and Smooth's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Smooth receives medical attention from his trainer. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 3: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 4: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 5: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 3: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 4: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 5: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 3: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler wins by a knockout!