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(Strawweight) Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler defeated Don "Smooth" Robinson by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Monday, December 17, 2012

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Don "Smooth" Robinson!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Smooth is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+30-06 annoys Smooth with a barrage of light shots to the face.
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+Smooth suprises 30-06 with a barrage of commanding punches to the head.
-30-06 lunges with a barrage of shots to the temple, but Smooth escapes.
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+Smooth hammers 30-06 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
+Smooth lands a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw. 30-06 falls against the ropes!
-30-06 probes with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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Smooth tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Smooth hits 30-06 with a flurry of punches to the chin.
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-30-06 charges with a right roundhouse to the face, but Smooth steps aside and laughs.
-30-06 probes with a flurry of shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-30-06 charges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Smooth steps aside and laughs.
+30-06 hits Smooth with a series of punches to the jaw.
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Smooth tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Smooth backs up 30-06 with a barrage of punches to the temple. 30-06 quickly recovers.
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+Smooth hurts 30-06 with a light jab to the temple. 30-06 backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 31 punches, and Don "Smooth" Robinson landed 31 of 31 punches.

Don "Smooth" Robinson won the round 10-9

Don "Smooth" Robinson is winning the fight 10-9


30-06 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Smooth doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Smooth is backpedaling. (using the ring)

Smooth tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Smooth tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Smooth connects with a series of strong punches to the chest.
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-30-06 probes with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Smooth blocks.
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+Smooth pounds 30-06 with a series of glancing shots to the eye.
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+Smooth thumps 30-06 with a flurry of off balance punches to the eye.
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+30-06 tosses a barrage of loud blows to the chest.
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-30-06 attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-30-06 tries a barrage of blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-30-06 attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
-30-06 lunges with a barrage of right shots to the chest, but Smooth hides behind his gloves.
-30-06 lashes out with a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Smooth steps aside and laughs.
+Smooth suprises 30-06 with a volley of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+30-06 clocks Smooth with a mean jab to the stomach! Smooth sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Smooth belts 30-06 with a hard cross to the face!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 10 of 34 punches, and Don "Smooth" Robinson landed 33 of 34 punches.

Don "Smooth" Robinson won the round 10-9

Don "Smooth" Robinson is winning the fight 20-18


30-06 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Smooth doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Smooth is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Smooth strikes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+30-06 pops Smooth with a flurry of painful punches to the stomach. Smooth sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Smooth pummels 30-06 with a nice straight right to the ribs!
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+Smooth smacks 30-06 with a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Smooth connects with a straight right to the ribs.
+Smooth punches 30-06 with a series of strong punches to the ribs!!
Smooth tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Smooth tags 30-06 with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
+Smooth pokes 30-06 with a furious sweeping right to the chest.
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+30-06 hammers Smooth with a pair of light punches to the stomach!
Smooth tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Smooth connects with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-30-06 launches a jab to the solar plexus, but Smooth deftly avoits it.
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+Smooth punches 30-06 with a series of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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-30-06 attempts a series of right blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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-30-06 throws a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Smooth blocks.
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-30-06 fires a straight right to the solar plexus, but Smooth ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 10 of 29 punches, and Don "Smooth" Robinson landed 35 of 38 punches.

Don "Smooth" Robinson won the round 10-9

Don "Smooth" Robinson is winning the fight 30-27


30-06 doesn't even want to rest!

Smooth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Smooth is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Smooth scores with a volley of punches to the head. 30-06 falls against the ropes!
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-30-06 lashes out with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Smooth rocks 30-06 with a barrage of vicious blows to the jaw.
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+30-06 pokes Smooth with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
+Smooth jolts 30-06 with a series of solid punches to the temple. 30-06 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Smooth hits with a flurry of painful punches to the eye.
+Smooth connects with a volley of mean blows to the chin!
+Smooth lands a flurry of off balance punches to the chin.
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-30-06 probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-30-06 attacks with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Smooth stays away from it.
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-30-06 launches a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Smooth ducks just in time.
-30-06 attempts a volley of punches to the ribs, but Smooth ducks just in time.
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+Smooth attacks with a stiff jab to the face.
+30-06 hammers Smooth with a left to the stomach. Smooth sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Smooth belts 30-06 with a pair of vicious punches to the face.
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+Smooth smashes 30-06 with a heavy left to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 39 punches, and Don "Smooth" Robinson landed 37 of 37 punches.

Don "Smooth" Robinson won the round 10-9

Don "Smooth" Robinson is winning the fight 40-36


30-06 doesn't even want to rest!

Smooth is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 5

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Smooth is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-30-06 tries a uppercut to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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+30-06 belts Smooth with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Smooth annoys 30-06 with a volley of light shots to the mouth!
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+Smooth slams 30-06 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Smooth rocks 30-06 with a volley of glancing shots to the jaw!
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+30-06 throws a pair of solid blows to the ribs.
-30-06 tries to land a left right to the ribs, but Smooth deftly avoits it.
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-30-06 attempts a left cross to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-30-06 lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Smooth tosses a pair of blows to the nose.
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+Smooth tags 30-06 with a flurry of commanding punches to the nose. 30-06 covers up.
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+Smooth pummels 30-06 with a series of glancing punches to the temple. 30-06 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Smooth wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 13 of 40 punches, and Don "Smooth" Robinson landed 38 of 38 punches.

Don "Smooth" Robinson won the round 10-9

Don "Smooth" Robinson is winning the fight 50-45


30-06 doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.

Smooth is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 6

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Smooth is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-30-06 attacks with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but Smooth hides behind his gloves.
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+Smooth pops 30-06 with a glancing left to the chin. 30-06 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-30-06 fires a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Smooth backs out of it.
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+30-06 pokes Smooth with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Smooth seems wobbly!
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+30-06 shakes Smooth with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus!!
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-30-06 throws a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
-30-06 throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-30-06 attacks with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Smooth takes it in the forearms.
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-30-06 lashes out with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 12 of 42 punches, and Don "Smooth" Robinson landed 8 of 8 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Don "Smooth" Robinson is winning the fight 59-55


30-06 doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.

Smooth is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye.



ROUND 7

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Smooth is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-30-06 charges with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Smooth hides behind his gloves.
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-30-06 throws a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Smooth jolts 30-06 with a solid roundhouse to the head.
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-30-06 throws a volley of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-30-06 probes with a series of left shots to the stomach, but Smooth ducks just in time.
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+30-06 fires a flurry of punches to the chest. Smooth gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 13 of 45 punches, and Don "Smooth" Robinson landed 8 of 8 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Don "Smooth" Robinson is winning the fight 68-65


30-06 doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.

Smooth looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 8

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Smooth is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-30-06 lunges with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but Smooth ties him up.
+30-06 jolts Smooth with a volley of loud punches to the ribs.
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+30-06 whacks Smooth with a series of quick punches to the chest.
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+Smooth pummels 30-06 with a jab to the ribs.
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-30-06 launches a pair of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-30-06 tries to land a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-30-06 throws a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but Smooth escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 14 of 39 punches, and Don "Smooth" Robinson landed 7 of 8 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Don "Smooth" Robinson is winning the fight 77-75


30-06 doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.

Smooth looks exhausted. He has serious cut above the left eye.



ROUND 9

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Smooth flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)

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+Smooth pummels 30-06 with a light right to the stomach.
-Smooth lashes out with a flurry of blows to the chest, but 30-06 backs out of it.
+30-06 takes charge with a series of light blows to the face.
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+30-06 tags Smooth with a flurry of punches to the chin.
30-06 lands a powerful smash to the jaw and Smooth staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Smooth struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+30-06 attacks with a flurry of shots to the head!
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+30-06 throws a flurry of stinging punches to the temple!! Smooth beats a hasty retreat.
30-06 tries to attack, but Smooth hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Smooth lashes out with a pair of left blows to the jaw, but to no avail.
30-06 tries to attack, but Smooth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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30-06 tries to attack, but Smooth hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Smooth hits with a volley of light shots to the face.
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+30-06 thumps Smooth with a barrage of nasty blows to the temple.
30-06 lands a sudden right hook and Smooth goes down!!

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Smooth struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+30-06 shakes Smooth with a series of blows to the eye!
-Smooth probes with a pair of shots to the ribs, but 30-06 hides behind his gloves.
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30-06 tries to attack, but Smooth hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Smooth fires a pair of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
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30-06 tries to attack, but Smooth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+30-06 punches Smooth with a flurry of punches to the head.
30-06 lands a cruel haymaker and Smooth goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.

Smooth can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 3: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 4: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 5: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 6: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 3: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 4: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 5: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 6: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 2: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 3: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 4: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 5: Don "Smooth" Robinson 10-9
Round 6: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler wins by a knockout!