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(Strawweight) Absolutely Curtains defeated Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Monday, November 26, 2012

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Absolutely Curtains!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Curtains is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-30-06 probes with a volley of punches to the temple, but Curtains ducks just in time.
-30-06 attempts a flurry of blows to the nose, but Curtains stays away from it.
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+Curtains pokes 30-06 with a pair of strong punches to the nose. 30-06 doesn't notice.
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+Curtains staggers 30-06 with a barrage of blows to the head. 30-06 seems wobbly!
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+30-06 takes charge with a cross to the jaw.
-30-06 attacks with a uppercut to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-30-06 charges with a series of shots to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Curtains shakes 30-06 with a series of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Curtains smashes 30-06 with a pair of commanding punches to the eye. 30-06 gets mad!
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Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Curtains throws a flurry of painful punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 31 punches, and Absolutely Curtains landed 23 of 23 punches.

Absolutely Curtains won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 10-9


30-06 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Curtains doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Curtains is using the ring. (using the ring)

Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+30-06 hits with a left to the ribs. Curtains gets mad!
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+Curtains fires a stinging uppercut to the face. 30-06 ignores it.
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-30-06 attempts a series of left blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-30-06 throws a series of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
+Curtains tags 30-06 with a barrage of hard punches to the chin.
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-30-06 probes with a volley of left shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-30-06 launches a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+30-06 hits with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 35 punches, and Absolutely Curtains landed 24 of 24 punches.

Absolutely Curtains won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 20-18


30-06 doesn't even want to rest!

Curtains doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Curtains is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+30-06 strikes with a pair of off balance punches to the ribs.
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-30-06 probes with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Curtains stays away from it.
+30-06 takes charge with a flurry of solid punches to the solar plexus.
-30-06 tries a barrage of left blows to the solar plexus, but Curtains takes it in the forearms.
-30-06 probes with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Curtains escapes.
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+Curtains rocks 30-06 with a pair of strong blows to the eye!
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+Curtains attacks with a flurry of furious punches to the eye.
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Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-30-06 lashes out with a hook to the stomach, but Curtains escapes.
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+Curtains annoys 30-06 with a mean cross to the head. 30-06 backpedals to his own corner.
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-30-06 probes with a series of blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 9 of 30 punches, and Absolutely Curtains landed 23 of 25 punches.

Absolutely Curtains won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 30-27


30-06 doesn't even want to rest!

Curtains doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Curtains is using the ring. (using the ring)

Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-30-06 paws a hook to the chest, but Curtains ducks.
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+Curtains lands a volley of punches to the ribs. 30-06 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Curtains lands a straight right to the temple. 30-06 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Curtains connects with a volley of painful punches to the nose. 30-06 laughs!
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Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Curtains pummels 30-06 with a flurry of glancing shots to the face.
-30-06 lashes out with a series of right punches to the chest, but Curtains blocks.
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-30-06 attempts a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Curtains fires a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+30-06 annoys Curtains with a volley of mean punches to the ribs.
-30-06 launches a pair of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 10 of 33 punches, and Absolutely Curtains landed 22 of 24 punches.

Absolutely Curtains won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 40-36


30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Curtains remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Curtains is using the ring. (using the ring)

-30-06 paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+30-06 wakes up the fans with a series of strong punches to the stomach. Curtains hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-30-06 attacks with a left cross to the solar plexus, but Curtains backs out of it.
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Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Curtains tags 30-06 with a series of quick shots to the solar plexus.
+Curtains nails 30-06 with a barrage of furious punches to the eye. 30-06 backpedals to his own corner.
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-30-06 lashes out with a pair of blows to the stomach, but falls short.
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Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Curtains thumps 30-06 with a pair of punches to the head.
-30-06 attempts a series of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 10 of 29 punches, and Absolutely Curtains landed 23 of 23 punches.

Absolutely Curtains won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 50-45


30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Curtains remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Curtains is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-30-06 lunges with a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Curtains backs out of it.
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-30-06 lashes out with a pair of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+30-06 jars Curtains with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Curtains hammers 30-06 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. 30-06 ignores it.
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-30-06 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-30-06 charges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Curtains escapes.
Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 9 of 34 punches, and Absolutely Curtains landed 8 of 9 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 59-55


30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Curtains remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Curtains is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-30-06 attempts a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-30-06 fires a volley of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-30-06 attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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-30-06 probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Curtains hammers 30-06 with a flurry of powerful punches to the head.
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+Curtains thumps 30-06 with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Curtains tattoos 30-06 with a mean sweeping right to the eye. 30-06 grimaces in pain.
+Curtains scores with a series of punches to the temple.
+30-06 annoys Curtains with a series of shots to the stomach. Curtains grimaces in pain.
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+Curtains jars 30-06 with a pair of blows to the nose.
-30-06 tries to land a pair of left blows to the chest, but Curtains backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 13 of 39 punches, and Absolutely Curtains landed 23 of 25 punches.

Absolutely Curtains won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 69-64


30-06 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Curtains grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Curtains is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-30-06 throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
-30-06 fires a pair of left shots to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+30-06 pokes Curtains with a volley of nice shots to the solar plexus.
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-30-06 probes with a jab to the ribs, but Curtains narrowly avoids it
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-30-06 lashes out with a series of right blows to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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-30-06 attacks with a pair of shots to the ribs, but Curtains leaps aside.
-30-06 probes with a flurry of blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Curtains staggers 30-06 with a pair of powerful punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 40 punches, and Absolutely Curtains landed 8 of 8 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 78-74


30-06 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Curtains grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Curtains is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+30-06 annoys Curtains with a series of light shots to the temple. Curtains falls against the ropes!
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-30-06 attempts a series of punches to the eye, but Curtains ties him up.
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+Curtains wakes up the fans with a series of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Curtains tosses a barrage of punches to the chest!!
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-30-06 attacks with a series of left punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Curtains hammers 30-06 with a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
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+30-06 staggers Curtains with a flurry of off balance shots to the chin! Curtains quickly recovers.
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+Curtains pops 30-06 with a barrage of stinging shots to the jaw.
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-30-06 lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Curtains leaps aside.
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-30-06 charges with a series of right shots to the jaw, but Curtains steps aside.
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-30-06 lunges with a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Curtains lands a flurry of heavy punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 42 punches, and Absolutely Curtains landed 32 of 32 punches.

Absolutely Curtains won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 88-83


30-06 is obviously tired.

Curtains grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Curtains is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Curtains strikes with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
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-30-06 tries to land a volley of right blows to the temple, but Curtains covers himself well.
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+30-06 hits with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
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-30-06 attacks with a barrage of shots to the eye, but Curtains escapes.
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-30-06 attempts a volley of shots to the head, but misses.
+Curtains hits 30-06 with a series of quick punches to the chin.
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+Curtains belts 30-06 with a commanding jab to the face.
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-30-06 paws a volley of shots to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Curtains lands a hard cross to the eye.
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-30-06 throws a series of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-30-06 paws a pair of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-30-06 paws a right uppercut to the head, but Curtains covers himself well.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 10 of 42 punches, and Absolutely Curtains landed 24 of 24 punches.

Absolutely Curtains won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 98-92


30-06 is obviously tired.

Curtains grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Curtains is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-30-06 launches a pair of shots to the temple, but is ineffective.
-30-06 fires a barrage of shots to the face, but falls short.
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-30-06 throws a barrage of left shots to the temple, but comes up empty.
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+Curtains hits with a flurry of quick punches to the head.
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+30-06 backs up Curtains with a series of strong shots to the eye.
-30-06 attempts a barrage of left blows to the face, but Curtains deftly avoits it.
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+Curtains throws a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
-30-06 paws a series of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Curtains nails 30-06 with a strong cross to the nose.
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+Curtains whacks 30-06 with a jab to the temple.
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+30-06 backs up Curtains with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 10 of 41 punches, and Absolutely Curtains landed 23 of 24 punches.

Absolutely Curtains won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 108-101


30-06 is slowing down. He has cut below the left eye.

Curtains grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

30-06 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Curtains is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+30-06 hammers Curtains with a flurry of painful uppercuts to the chin.
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+Curtains nails 30-06 with a series of loud punches to the nose.
Curtains lands a terrific left hook and 30-06's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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30-06 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Curtains stuns 30-06 with a flurry of punches to the temple.
Curtains lands a beautiful blow to the temple and 30-06 lands flat on his back!!

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30-06 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Curtains tattoos 30-06 with a pair of punches to the temple.
Curtains lands a ferocious left hook and 30-06 goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
Absolutely Curtains wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
30-06 looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Curtains grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 2: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 3: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 4: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 5: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 6: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 8: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 10: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 11: Absolutely Curtains 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 2: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 3: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 4: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 5: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 6: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 8: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 10: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 11: Absolutely Curtains 10-9


Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 2: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 3: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 4: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 5: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 6: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 8: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 10: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 11: Absolutely Curtains 10-9

Absolutely Curtains wins by a knockout!