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(Super-Middleweight) The Slinky defeated Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Friday, October 26, 2012

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 161 pounds (73 kilograms) is The Slinky!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1

Slinky covers up.
The Destroyer stays outside and uses his jab.

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-The Destroyer attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+The Destroyer tattoos Slinky with a volley of nice punches to the stomach.
-The Destroyer probes with a series of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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-The Destroyer lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+The Destroyer connects with a pair of nice punches to the eye.
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-The Destroyer lunges with a series of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Slinky shakes The Destroyer with a volley of wild punches to the ribs.
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-The Destroyer attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but Slinky steps aside.
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+The Destroyer tattoos Slinky with a volley of painful punches to the nose.
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+The Destroyer pummels Slinky with a volley of stiff punches to the eye. Slinky seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slinky landed 7 of 8 punches, and Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher landed 21 of 52 punches.

Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher won the round 10-9

Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher is winning the fight 10-9


Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Destroyer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.


ROUND 2

Slinky covers up.
The Destroyer stays outside and uses his jab.

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-The Destroyer lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but misses.
+Slinky strikes with a volley of nice shots to the ribs. The Destroyer shakes his head to clear it.
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-The Destroyer probes with a series of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-The Destroyer fires a pair of left punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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-The Destroyer charges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+The Destroyer tosses a flurry of loud punches to the nose.
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-The Destroyer lunges with a hook to the solar plexus, but Slinky ducks just in time.
+The Destroyer solidly lands a series of nice punches to the solar plexus. Slinky covers up.
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+The Destroyer tosses a flurry of furious punches to the chin.
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-The Destroyer paws a volley of punches to the eye, but Slinky backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slinky landed 7 of 8 punches, and Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher landed 18 of 47 punches.

Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher won the round 10-9

Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher is winning the fight 20-18


Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Destroyer is obviously tired.


ROUND 3

Slinky covers up.
The Destroyer stays outside and uses his jab.

+The Destroyer attacks with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+The Destroyer tosses a series of mean punches to the chest. Slinky quickly recovers.
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-The Destroyer tries to land a volley of left punches to the temple, but Slinky deftly avoits it.
-The Destroyer throws a series of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
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-The Destroyer probes with a series of punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
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-The Destroyer fires a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but Slinky escapes.
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-The Destroyer attempts a series of left blows to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Slinky stuns The Destroyer with a flurry of glancing blows to the mouth. The Destroyer backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slinky landed 7 of 9 punches, and Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher landed 16 of 49 punches.

Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher won the round 10-9

Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher is winning the fight 30-27


Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Destroyer is slowing down.


ROUND 4

Slinky covers up.
The Destroyer stays outside and uses his jab.

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-The Destroyer charges with a series of left punches to the face, but comes up empty.
-The Destroyer launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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-The Destroyer fires a pair of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+The Destroyer grazes Slinky with a barrage of solid punches to the chin.
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-The Destroyer lunges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but Slinky narrowly avoids it
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+The Destroyer fires a wild jab to the jaw.
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-The Destroyer tries a volley of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-The Destroyer tries to land a pair of left punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Slinky tosses a series of punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches, and Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher landed 14 of 46 punches.

Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher won the round 10-9

Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher is winning the fight 40-36


Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Destroyer looks exhausted.


ROUND 5

Slinky covers up.
The Destroyer stays outside and uses his jab.

-The Destroyer attempts a roundhouse to the temple, but is ineffective.
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-The Destroyer attacks with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Slinky hides behind his gloves.
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-The Destroyer attempts a right straight right to the eye, but Slinky ties him up.
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-The Destroyer attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Slinky stays away from it.
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+Slinky pops The Destroyer with a jab to the face.
-The Destroyer launches a volley of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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+The Destroyer hurts Slinky with a painful jab to the temple. Slinky grimaces in pain.
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-The Destroyer paws a series of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-The Destroyer probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but Slinky ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches, and Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher landed 11 of 51 punches.

Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher won the round 10-9

Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher is winning the fight 50-45


Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Destroyer collapses limply onto his stool.


ROUND 6

Slinky covers up.
The Destroyer stays outside and uses his jab.

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-The Destroyer fires a barrage of blows to the eye, but Slinky ducks.
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-The Destroyer attempts a series of left punches to the head, but Slinky steps aside and laughs.
-The Destroyer throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Slinky escapes.
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+The Destroyer jolts Slinky with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
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-The Destroyer paws a barrage of right punches to the temple, but misses.
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-The Destroyer probes with a volley of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-The Destroyer tries to land a pair of punches to the nose, but goes wide.
-The Destroyer tries to land a right cross to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-The Destroyer paws a left to the nose, but goes wide.
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-The Destroyer throws a pair of left punches to the chin, but Slinky ties him up.
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+Slinky grazes The Destroyer with a hard cross to the face.
-The Destroyer throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

The Slinky landed 8 of 8 punches, and Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher landed 7 of 55 punches.

Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher won the round 10-9

Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher is winning the fight 60-54


Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Destroyer can't remember which corner is his.


ROUND 7

Slinky covers up.
The Destroyer stays outside and uses his jab.

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-The Destroyer tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but Slinky narrowly avoids it
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-The Destroyer probes with a flurry of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
-The Destroyer tries a right sweeping right to the nose, but is ineffective.
-The Destroyer fires a series of right blows to the eye, but Slinky deftly avoits it.
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+Slinky lashes out with a volley of strong shots to the mouth. Slinky strikes at will! The Destroyer falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
The Slinky wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Slinky doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Destroyer can't remember which corner is his.





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher 10-9
Round 2: Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher 10-9
Round 3: Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher 10-9
Round 4: Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher 10-9
Round 5: Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher 10-9
Round 6: Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher 10-9
Round 2: Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher 10-9
Round 3: Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher 10-9
Round 4: Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher 10-9
Round 5: Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher 10-9
Round 6: Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher 10-9
Round 2: Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher 10-9
Round 3: Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher 10-9
Round 4: Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher 10-9
Round 5: Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher 10-9
Round 6: Geoff "The Destroyer" Discher 10-9

The Slinky wins by a technical knockout!