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(Strawweight) Absolutely Curtains defeated Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Monday, October 22, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Absolutely Curtains!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Curtains is using the ring. (using the ring)
30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-30-06 attempts a jab to the head, but Curtains steps aside.
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Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Curtains solidly lands a volley of punches to the face! 30-06 beats a hasty retreat.
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-30-06 probes with a series of left shots to the face, but loses his balance.
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+30-06 clocks Curtains with a barrage of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Curtains smacks 30-06 with a volley of punches to the mouth.
-30-06 fires a barrage of right shots to the nose, but Curtains steps aside.
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+Curtains wallops 30-06 with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+30-06 thumps Curtains with a volley of punches to the temple!
+Curtains shakes 30-06 with a barrage of furious blows to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Absolutely Curtains landed 25 of 26 punches, and Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 12 of 31 punches.

Absolutely Curtains won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 10-9


Curtains doesn't want to stop fighting!

30-06 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Curtains is using the ring. (using the ring)
30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Curtains annoys 30-06 with a series of powerful punches to the nose!
-30-06 launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Curtains steps aside.
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Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-30-06 probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Curtains takes it in the forearms.
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-30-06 tries a pair of punches to the ribs, but Curtains escapes.
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+30-06 staggers Curtains with a volley of light punches to the chest. Curtains sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Curtains tosses a series of punches to the temple. 30-06 ignores it.
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-30-06 paws a series of right blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Curtains connects with a barrage of punches to the chin!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Absolutely Curtains landed 23 of 23 punches, and Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 12 of 35 punches.

Absolutely Curtains won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 20-18


Curtains doesn't even want to rest!

30-06 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Curtains is using the ring. (using the ring)
30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Curtains hits with a wild right to the nose.
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-30-06 tries to land a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-30-06 charges with a right to the stomach, but falls short.
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+30-06 shakes Curtains with a heavy jab to the solar plexus.
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+30-06 attacks with a volley of shots to the ribs.
+Curtains hurts 30-06 with a nasty straight right to the head.
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+Curtains pops 30-06 with a pair of wild punches to the chin.
Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Curtains hits with a jab to the temple. 30-06 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Curtains whacks 30-06 with a pair of commanding punches to the jaw. 30-06 falls against the ropes!
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-30-06 attempts a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Absolutely Curtains landed 25 of 26 punches, and Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 33 punches.

Absolutely Curtains won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 30-27


Curtains doesn't even want to rest!

30-06 doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 4

Curtains is using the ring. (using the ring)
30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+30-06 scores with a light left to the ribs.
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+Curtains punches 30-06 with a roundhouse to the nose. 30-06 quickly recovers.
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+Curtains scores with a series of punches to the temple.
-30-06 attempts a flurry of shots to the chest, but Curtains backs out of it.
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-30-06 tries a series of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-30-06 paws a series of right blows to the stomach, but Curtains steps aside.
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Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-30-06 throws a series of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-30-06 attempts a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Curtains fires a series of loud punches to the eye!!
+Curtains connects with a volley of wild punches to the chin.
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Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Absolutely Curtains landed 22 of 24 punches, and Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 9 of 31 punches.

Absolutely Curtains won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 40-36


Curtains remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 5

Curtains is using the ring. (using the ring)
30-06 is brawling. (inside)

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+Curtains tags 30-06 with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs.
+Curtains pops 30-06 with a volley of stiff shots to the nose.
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-30-06 tries a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Curtains hides behind his gloves.
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-30-06 attacks with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Curtains beats a hasty retreat.
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+30-06 hits with a uppercut to the chest. Curtains quickly recovers.
-30-06 attempts a barrage of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+30-06 catches Curtains with a series of off balance punches to the ribs!!
+Curtains lashes out with a barrage of shots to the face.
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+Curtains tags 30-06 with a barrage of hard shots to the chin.
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-30-06 attempts a volley of shots to the chest, but Curtains blocks.
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+Curtains whacks 30-06 with a series of wild punches to the face.
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-30-06 throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Curtains steps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Absolutely Curtains landed 24 of 24 punches, and Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 14 of 39 punches.

Absolutely Curtains won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 50-45


Curtains remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

30-06 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 6

Curtains is backpedaling. (using the ring)
30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+30-06 slams Curtains with a stiff uppercut to the ribs!!
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-30-06 probes with a series of blows to the stomach, but Curtains ducks.
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-30-06 attempts a volley of punches to the stomach, but Curtains hides behind his gloves.
Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-30-06 probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Curtains tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-30-06 attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but Curtains leaps aside.
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+Curtains staggers 30-06 with a sweeping right to the chin. 30-06 shakes his head to clear it.
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+30-06 pummels Curtains with a series of blows to the solar plexus!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Absolutely Curtains landed 7 of 7 punches, and Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 7 of 34 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 59-55


Curtains remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

30-06 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 7

Curtains is using the ring. (using the ring)
30-06 is brawling. (inside)

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+30-06 clocks Curtains with a series of glancing blows to the stomach!!
-30-06 attempts a volley of punches to the chest, but Curtains beats a hasty retreat.
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+Curtains grazes 30-06 with a volley of light punches to the chin!
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-30-06 launches a hook to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-30-06 tries a barrage of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+30-06 pops Curtains with a light jab to the chest.
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-30-06 throws a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but Curtains blocks.
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+Curtains hurts 30-06 with a flurry of wild shots to the solar plexus!!
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+Curtains throws a heavy jab to the nose. 30-06 retreats to the far corner.
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-30-06 throws a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Curtains lands a flurry of glancing punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Absolutely Curtains landed 23 of 24 punches, and Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 43 punches.

Absolutely Curtains won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 69-64


Curtains grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

30-06 is obviously tired. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 8

Curtains is backpedaling. (using the ring)
30-06 is brawling. (inside)

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+Curtains hits 30-06 with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-30-06 lunges with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Curtains backs out of it.
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-30-06 paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-30-06 tries to land a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
+30-06 lashes out with a flurry of loud blows to the stomach.
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-30-06 probes with a left roundhouse to the chest, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Absolutely Curtains landed 8 of 9 punches, and Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 41 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 78-74


Curtains grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

30-06 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 9

Curtains is using the ring. (using the ring)
30-06 is brawling. (inside)

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+Curtains tattoos 30-06 with a flurry of heavy punches to the mouth!!
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-30-06 throws a pair of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Curtains jars 30-06 with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
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-30-06 throws a volley of punches to the head, but goes wide.
+Curtains nails 30-06 with a cross to the chest.
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+Curtains fires a series of wild punches to the temple.
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+30-06 scores with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Curtains hits with a flurry of furious shots to the mouth.
+Curtains connects with a barrage of nice punches to the ribs. 30-06 covers up.
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-30-06 charges with a left to the jaw, but falls short.
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+30-06 pounds Curtains with a series of quick punches to the eye.
-30-06 probes with a cross to the jaw, but Curtains covers himself well.
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-30-06 charges with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Curtains steps aside and laughs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Absolutely Curtains landed 30 of 31 punches, and Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 11 of 40 punches.

Absolutely Curtains won the round 10-9

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 88-83


Curtains remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

30-06 is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.



ROUND 10

Curtains is backpedaling. (using the ring)
30-06 is brawling. (inside)

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+Curtains catches 30-06 with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+30-06 wakes up the fans with a pair of nice punches to the nose.
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-30-06 fires a series of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
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+Curtains hits 30-06 with a jab to the head.
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+Curtains wallops 30-06 with a pair of stiff punches to the head.
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+30-06 suprises Curtains with a series of blows to the eye.
+Curtains annoys 30-06 with a pair of light punches to the chin. 30-06 falls against the ropes!
Curtains lands a bone crushing cross to the jaw and 30-06 collapses!!

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30-06 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+30-06 attacks with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Curtains lands a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
-30-06 probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Curtains beats a hasty retreat.
-30-06 lunges with a barrage of shots to the eye, but Curtains leaps aside.
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-30-06 fires a pair of left shots to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Curtains pops 30-06 with a volley of off balance shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Absolutely Curtains landed 25 of 25 punches, and Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 9 of 40 punches.

Absolutely Curtains won the round 10-8

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 98-91


Curtains grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

30-06 is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 11

Curtains is backpedaling. (using the ring)
30-06 is brawling. (inside)

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-30-06 tries a flurry of punches to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-30-06 lashes out with a pair of left shots to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-30-06 probes with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
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+Curtains suprises 30-06 with a pair of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Curtains hits 30-06 with a series of stinging punches to the chin. 30-06 retreats to the far corner.
Curtains lands a crashing smash to the jaw and 30-06 is knocked off his feet!!

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30-06 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Curtains jars 30-06 with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+30-06 hits with a series of mean shots to the chin.
-30-06 attacks with a barrage of right blows to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-30-06 throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Curtains throws a volley of nice punches to the chin. 30-06 falls against the ropes!
+30-06 tosses a flurry of wild blows to the jaw!
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+Curtains attacks with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Absolutely Curtains landed 23 of 23 punches, and Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 8 of 39 punches.

Absolutely Curtains won the round 10-8

Absolutely Curtains is winning the fight 108-99


Curtains grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

30-06 looks exhausted. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 12

Curtains is backpedaling. (using the ring)
30-06 is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Curtains pounds 30-06 with a volley of punches to the chin.
-30-06 tries to land a cross to the face, but misses.
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+30-06 fires a pair of strong punches to the chin.
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+Curtains pops 30-06 with a commanding jab to the chin.
Curtains lands a brutal left haymaker and 30-06 lands flat on his back!!

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He's Out!
Absolutely Curtains wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Curtains grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

30-06 receives medical attention from his trainer. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken jaw.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 2: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 3: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 4: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 5: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 6: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 8: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 10: Absolutely Curtains 10-8
Round 11: Absolutely Curtains 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 2: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 3: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 4: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 5: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 6: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 8: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 10: Absolutely Curtains 10-8
Round 11: Absolutely Curtains 10-8


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 2: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 3: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 4: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 5: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 6: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 8: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Absolutely Curtains 10-9
Round 10: Absolutely Curtains 10-8
Round 11: Absolutely Curtains 10-8

Absolutely Curtains wins by a knockout!