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(Middleweight) Eric Borat defeated Lord Reginald IV by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Friday, September 28, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 9 inches (175 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Lord Reginald IV!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Eric Borat!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Lord feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Borat covers up.

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-Lord launches a pair of right uppercuts to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Lord launches a series of shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Lord lashes out with a flurry of feints to the nose, but Borat hides behind his gloves.
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-Lord attempts a volley of left blows to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Lord tries to land a feint and then a cross to the eye, but Borat leaps aside.
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+Lord belts Borat with a solid hook to the nose. Borat sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Lord punches Borat with a pair of combinations to the nose.
+Borat hits with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus. Lord retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord Reginald IV landed 10 of 38 punches, and Eric Borat landed 6 of 8 punches.

Lord Reginald IV won the round 10-9

Lord Reginald IV is winning the fight 10-9


Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Borat doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Lord feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Borat covers up.

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-Lord throws a volley of right shots to the eye, but fails to score.
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+Lord lands a series of off balance feints to the stomach!
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-Lord tries to land a series of feints to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Lord fires a series of feints to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Lord throws a flurry of combinations to the mouth, but Borat narrowly avoids it
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+Borat hits with a barrage of stiff shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord Reginald IV landed 8 of 39 punches, and Eric Borat landed 8 of 8 punches.

Lord Reginald IV won the round 10-9

Lord Reginald IV is winning the fight 20-18


Lord looks exhausted.

Borat doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Lord feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Borat covers up.

-Lord throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Lord tries a series of left feints to the temple, but Borat quickly backs away.
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-Lord lashes out with a pair of right combinations to the mouth, but Borat leaps aside.
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-Lord launches a volley of right feints to the mouth, but Borat hides behind his gloves.
-Lord paws a flurry of shots to the chin, but misses.
+Lord connects with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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-Lord paws a pair of feints to the ribs, but misses.
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+Borat annoys Lord with a volley of shots to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord Reginald IV landed 5 of 38 punches, and Eric Borat landed 8 of 8 punches.

Lord Reginald IV won the round 10-9

Lord Reginald IV is winning the fight 30-27


Lord can't remember which corner is his.

Borat doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 4

Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Borat covers up.

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+Borat hits with a wild roundhouse to the jaw.
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-Lord attacks with a jab to the head, but Borat quickly backs away.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lord Reginald IV landed 0 of 9 punches, and Eric Borat landed 8 of 8 punches.

Eric Borat won the round 10-9

Lord Reginald IV is winning the fight 39-37


Lord can't remember which corner is his.

Borat doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 5

Lord feints and jabs to keep his opponent off balance. (feinting)
Borat covers up.

-Lord charges with a volley of right shots to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Lord throws a flurry of shots to the chin, but Borat ducks just in time.
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-Lord paws a volley of punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
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-Lord throws a right shot to the nose, but Borat leaps aside.
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-Lord tries a series of feints to the face, but fails to score.
-Lord attempts a series of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Borat pokes Lord with a powerful right to the temple.
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-Lord probes with a right jab to the eye, but Borat leaps aside.
-Lord paws a pair of feints to the nose, but falls short.
+Borat fires a flurry of punches to the head. Borat smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Lord's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Eric Borat wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Lord can't remember which corner is his.

Borat doesn't want to stop fighting!






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord Reginald IV 10-9
Round 2: Lord Reginald IV 10-9
Round 3: Lord Reginald IV 10-9
Round 4: Eric Borat 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord Reginald IV 10-9
Round 2: Lord Reginald IV 10-9
Round 3: Lord Reginald IV 10-9
Round 4: Eric Borat 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord Reginald IV 10-9
Round 2: Lord Reginald IV 10-9
Round 3: Lord Reginald IV 10-9
Round 4: Eric Borat 10-9

Eric Borat wins by a technical knockout!