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(Strawweight) Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler defeated Ukko Siira by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Monday, September 24, 2012

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 101 pounds (46 kilograms) is Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Ukko Siira!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Siira is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Siira pops 30-06 with a series of strong punches to the nose.
+30-06 takes charge with a volley of quick blows to the eye.
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-30-06 probes with a pair of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
-30-06 tries to land a hook to the nose, but fails to score.
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+30-06 hits with a series of light punches to the temple.
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Siira tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Siira pops 30-06 with a series of stiff punches to the head.
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+Siira jolts 30-06 with a flurry of punches to the mouth. 30-06 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Siira fires a barrage of painful punches to the chin. 30-06 backpedals to his own corner.
+Siira nails 30-06 with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Siira punches 30-06 with a commanding uppercut to the jaw.
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Siira tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 15 of 32 punches, and Ukko Siira landed 33 of 35 punches.

Ukko Siira won the round 10-9

Ukko Siira is winning the fight 10-9


30-06 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Siira doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Siira is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Siira fires a straight right to the mouth. 30-06 doesn't notice.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Siira drills 30-06 with a volley of wild punches to the face. 30-06 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Siira lands a barrage of vicious shots to the ribs! 30-06 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Siira tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Siira connects with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach.
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Siira tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-30-06 throws a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+30-06 shakes Siira with a pair of furious punches to the ribs.
+Siira grazes 30-06 with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth. 30-06 backpedals to his own corner.
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+30-06 wakes up the fans with a flurry of heavy blows to the solar plexus. Siira backpedals to his own corner.
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-30-06 attempts a barrage of blows to the ribs, but misses.
+Siira smashes 30-06 with a light straight right to the jaw.
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+30-06 lands a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach. Siira hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 15 of 32 punches, and Ukko Siira landed 31 of 32 punches.

Ukko Siira won the round 10-9

Ukko Siira is winning the fight 20-18


30-06 doesn't even want to rest!

Siira doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Siira is using the ring. (using the ring)

+30-06 fires a flurry of painful blows to the stomach! Siira grimaces in pain.
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+30-06 hits Siira with a volley of punches to the chest.
+Siira scores with a series of quick shots to the chin! 30-06 shakes his head to clear it.
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-30-06 probes with a volley of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Siira hits with a pair of punches to the face.
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+30-06 hurts Siira with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach.
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-30-06 paws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-30-06 attempts a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Siira escapes.
-30-06 tries to land a volley of shots to the ribs, but Siira quickly backs away.
+Siira lashes out with a barrage of shots to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Siira suprises 30-06 with a flurry of quick shots to the nose.
+Siira hits with a vicious straight right to the chest! 30-06 falls against the ropes!
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+Siira attacks with a loud jab to the jaw.
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+Siira hits 30-06 with a volley of punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 19 of 43 punches, and Ukko Siira landed 31 of 31 punches.

Ukko Siira won the round 10-9

Ukko Siira is winning the fight 30-27


30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Siira remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

30-06 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Siira is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+30-06 slams Siira with a series of heavy punches to the stomach. Siira covers up.
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+Siira fires a pair of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Siira hits with a series of furious punches to the chest.
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Siira tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+30-06 tags Siira with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach. Siira sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Siira hammers 30-06 with a volley of painful punches to the stomach. 30-06 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-30-06 attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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Siira tries to attack, but 30-06 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-30-06 tries to land a pair of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Siira attacks with a volley of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Siira thumps 30-06 with a volley of painful punches to the head.
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+Siira suprises 30-06 with a series of nice punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 14 of 33 punches, and Ukko Siira landed 31 of 31 punches.

Ukko Siira won the round 10-9

Ukko Siira is winning the fight 40-36


30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Siira grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Siira is using the ring. (using the ring)

-30-06 charges with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+30-06 annoys Siira with a series of heavy blows to the stomach.
+Siira connects with a loud straight right to the solar plexus. 30-06 quickly recovers.
+30-06 shakes Siira with a commanding right to the stomach.
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+Siira rocks 30-06 with a barrage of nice punches to the jaw.
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+Siira pokes 30-06 with a pair of painful punches to the chin.
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+30-06 fires a barrage of painful blows to the stomach.
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-30-06 fires a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-30-06 charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Siira ties him up.
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+Siira grazes 30-06 with a series of off balance blows to the chin! 30-06 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Siira hits with a pair of glancing punches to the face.
-30-06 throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but Siira beats a hasty retreat.
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+Siira tosses a straight right to the nose.
+Siira backs up 30-06 with a glancing roundhouse to the solar plexus.
+30-06 belts Siira with a flurry of glancing blows to the ribs.
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+Siira solidly lands a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
-30-06 throws a flurry of shots to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 19 of 37 punches, and Ukko Siira landed 31 of 31 punches.

Ukko Siira won the round 10-9

Ukko Siira is winning the fight 50-45


30-06 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Siira is obviously tired.



ROUND 6

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Siira is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Siira suprises 30-06 with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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-30-06 charges with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-30-06 fires a pair of blows to the chest, but misses.
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+30-06 lands a quick roundhouse to the chest.
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+30-06 lands a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Siira tattoos 30-06 with a painful straight right to the ribs. 30-06 doesn't seem bothered.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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+Siira tags 30-06 with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-30-06 lunges with a series of punches to the chest, but Siira takes it in the forearms.
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+30-06 takes charge with a pair of solid punches to the stomach.
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+Siira drills 30-06 with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest.
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+30-06 fires a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 19 of 40 punches, and Ukko Siira landed 28 of 28 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Ukko Siira is winning the fight 59-55


30-06 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Siira is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Siira is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Siira shakes 30-06 with a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-30-06 paws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Siira covers himself well.
-Siira tries to land a pair of left punches to the chest, but 30-06 backs out of it.
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+30-06 lands a volley of blows to the stomach.
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-30-06 attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but misses.
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+30-06 attacks with a light cross to the chest!!
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+30-06 hits with a pair of solid punches to the ribs!
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-30-06 throws a pair of shots to the chest, but Siira stays away from it.
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+Siira wallops 30-06 with a mean jab to the stomach.
+Siira connects with a straight right to the stomach! 30-06 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+30-06 whacks Siira with a pair of wild punches to the stomach.
+30-06 solidly lands a pair of nice blows to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 20 of 40 punches, and Ukko Siira landed 26 of 31 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Ukko Siira is winning the fight 68-65


30-06 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Siira looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 8

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Siira is using the ring. (using the ring)

-30-06 attempts a volley of blows to the chest, but fails to score.
+30-06 fires a pair of solid shots to the ribs.
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+Siira connects with a jab to the ribs. 30-06 covers up.
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-Siira paws a series of shots to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Siira probes with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but 30-06 ducks just in time.
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+30-06 wakes up the fans with a series of strong punches to the chest.
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+Siira pummels 30-06 with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-30-06 charges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Siira ducks.
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-30-06 attempts a pair of left blows to the solar plexus, but Siira hides behind his gloves.
+30-06 pounds Siira with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
-30-06 throws a series of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Siira fires a sweeping right to the stomach.
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+30-06 drills Siira with a barrage of solid punches to the chest.
-30-06 probes with a left hook to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 20 of 40 punches, and Ukko Siira landed 23 of 33 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

Ukko Siira is winning the fight 77-75


30-06 is obviously tired.

Siira looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Siira is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-30-06 attempts a pair of shots to the chin, but Siira beats a hasty retreat.
+30-06 attacks with a barrage of light shots to the eye. Siira falls against the ropes!
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-30-06 tries a straight right to the head, but Siira steps aside.
+Siira tags 30-06 with a flurry of off balance punches to the mouth. 30-06 doesn't seem bothered.
+30-06 tosses a hook to the face.
30-06 lands a tremendous cross to the jaw and Siira falls to the canvas!!

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Siira struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Siira attacks with a flurry of blows to the eye, but misses.
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+30-06 wakes up the fans with a pair of stiff punches to the temple. Siira sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Siira hits with a flurry of quick punches to the jaw. 30-06 beats a hasty retreat.
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+30-06 jolts Siira with a series of mean blows to the face.
-30-06 probes with a flurry of blows to the jaw, but Siira hides behind his gloves.
+Siira drills 30-06 with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose. 30-06 doesn't notice.
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-Siira lashes out with a uppercut to the temple, but fails to score.
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+30-06 hits Siira with a series of shots to the jaw. Siira doesn't notice.
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-Siira attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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The fighters circle.
+Siira grazes 30-06 with a pair of painful punches to the temple!
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+Siira hits with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+30-06 hits with a series of off balance punches to the temple.
30-06 lands a sudden right blow to the temple and Siira lands flat on his back!!

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Siira struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler landed 19 of 39 punches, and Ukko Siira landed 20 of 33 punches.

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-7

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 85-84


30-06 is obviously tired.

Siira collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

30-06 is brawling. (inside)
Siira is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+30-06 hurts Siira with a solid hook to the eye. Siira asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-30-06 probes with a volley of blows to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Siira grazes 30-06 with a pair of wild punches to the mouth. 30-06 retreats to the far corner.
-30-06 tries a volley of shots to the temple, but Siira takes it in the forearms.
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+30-06 pops Siira with a right to the temple.
30-06 lands a brutal punch in the nose and Siira bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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He's Out!
Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
30-06 is obviously tired.

Siira receives medical attention from his trainer. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ukko Siira 10-9
Round 2: Ukko Siira 10-9
Round 3: Ukko Siira 10-9
Round 4: Ukko Siira 10-9
Round 5: Ukko Siira 10-9
Round 6: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-7


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ukko Siira 10-9
Round 2: Ukko Siira 10-9
Round 3: Ukko Siira 10-9
Round 4: Ukko Siira 10-9
Round 5: Ukko Siira 10-9
Round 6: Ukko Siira 10-9
Round 7: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-7


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ukko Siira 10-9
Round 2: Ukko Siira 10-9
Round 3: Ukko Siira 10-9
Round 4: Ukko Siira 10-9
Round 5: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Ukko Siira 10-9
Round 7: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler 10-7

Redneck "30-06" Coffeeguzzler wins by a knockout!