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(Heavyweight) EatnMyTeeth defeated Jose "Told you so" Canseco by knockout (KO) in round 9.

Match Saturday, September 15, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 249 pounds (113 kilograms) is EatnMyTeeth!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 215 pounds (98 kilograms) is Jose "Told you so" Canseco!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Eatnmyteeth bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Told You So backpedals and jabs.

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-Eatnmyteeth throws a volley of left combinations to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Told You So fires a mean jab to the face.
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-Eatnmyteeth tries to land a flurry of blows to the eye, but Told You So takes it in the forearms.
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-Eatnmyteeth lashes out with a left jab to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Eatnmyteeth fires a barrage of combinations to the nose.
-Eatnmyteeth launches a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Told You So steps aside and laughs.
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+Eatnmyteeth shakes Told You So with a pair of glancing combinations to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 10 of 31 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 7 of 7 punches.

EatnMyTeeth won the round 10-9

EatnMyTeeth is winning the fight 10-9


Eatnmyteeth doesn't want to stop fighting!

Told You So doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Eatnmyteeth bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Told You So backpedals and jabs.

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-Eatnmyteeth lunges with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Told You So strikes with a barrage of punches to the nose.
+Eatnmyteeth hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the head. Told You So gets mad!
-Eatnmyteeth tries a volley of combinations to the temple, but fails to score.
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-Eatnmyteeth fires a series of left punches to the jaw, but Told You So steps aside and laughs.
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-Eatnmyteeth probes with a barrage of combinations to the chin, but Told You So steps aside and laughs.
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+Eatnmyteeth suprises Told You So with a volley of hard punches to the chin. Told You So falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 10 of 31 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 9 of 9 punches.

EatnMyTeeth won the round 10-9

EatnMyTeeth is winning the fight 20-18


Eatnmyteeth doesn't want to stop fighting!

Told You So doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Eatnmyteeth bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Told You So backpedals and jabs.

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-Eatnmyteeth throws a volley of left combinations to the nose, but only hits air.
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+Eatnmyteeth pummels Told You So with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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-Eatnmyteeth paws a left cross to the nose, but falls short.
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-Eatnmyteeth attempts a flurry of left combinations to the head, but goes wide.
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-Eatnmyteeth tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Told You So fires a volley of quick combinations to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 10 of 30 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 7 of 8 punches.

EatnMyTeeth won the round 10-9

EatnMyTeeth is winning the fight 30-27


Eatnmyteeth doesn't even want to rest!

Told You So doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Eatnmyteeth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Told You So backpedals and jabs.

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-Eatnmyteeth attacks with a roundhouse to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Eatnmyteeth tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but Told You So narrowly avoids it
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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Eatnmyteeth launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but Told You So steps aside.
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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Eatnmyteeth takes charge with a pair of punches to the solar plexus!!
Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Told You So throws a flurry of furious punches to the face. Eatnmyteeth doesn't notice.
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+Eatnmyteeth hits with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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-Eatnmyteeth charges with a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Told You So ties him up.
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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 10 of 34 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 7 of 8 punches.

EatnMyTeeth won the round 10-9

EatnMyTeeth is winning the fight 40-36


Eatnmyteeth doesn't even want to rest!

Told You So remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Eatnmyteeth is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Told You So backpedals and jabs.

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The fighters circle.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 3 of 8 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 5 of 8 punches.

Jose "Told you so" Canseco won the round 10-9

EatnMyTeeth is winning the fight 49-46


Eatnmyteeth doesn't even want to rest!

Told You So remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Eatnmyteeth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Told You So tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Told You So backs up Eatnmyteeth with a vicious hook to the jaw.
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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Told You So connects with a volley of light shots to the eye!
+Told You So grazes Eatnmyteeth with a flurry of nice punches to the temple.
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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Eatnmyteeth catches Told You So with a series of blows to the stomach! Told You So beats a hasty retreat.
-Eatnmyteeth attacks with a pair of shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Told You So pounds Eatnmyteeth with a barrage of powerful combinations to the mouth!
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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Told You So lunges with a right cross to the head, but Eatnmyteeth steps aside.
-Told You So throws a pair of right combinations to the jaw, but Eatnmyteeth blocks.
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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Told You So smashes Eatnmyteeth with a heavy jab to the temple.
-Eatnmyteeth attempts a hook to the solar plexus, but Told You So takes it in the forearms.
+Eatnmyteeth staggers Told You So with a series of heavy shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 13 of 30 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 29 of 40 punches.

Jose "Told you so" Canseco won the round 10-9

EatnMyTeeth is winning the fight 58-56


Eatnmyteeth doesn't even want to rest!

Told You So grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Eatnmyteeth is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Told You So tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Told You So launches a flurry of left combinations to the jaw, but Eatnmyteeth beats a hasty retreat.
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-Told You So paws a left to the head, but Eatnmyteeth takes it in the forearms.
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-Told You So fires a pair of left punches to the temple, but Eatnmyteeth narrowly avoids it
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-Told You So throws a series of punches to the temple, but Eatnmyteeth ties him up.
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+Eatnmyteeth suprises Told You So with a volley of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+Told You So solidly lands a series of nasty punches to the head.
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-Told You So fires a right right to the chin, but Eatnmyteeth leaps aside.
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+Told You So lands a volley of powerful punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 5 of 8 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 18 of 40 punches.

Jose "Told you so" Canseco won the round 10-9

EatnMyTeeth is winning the fight 67-66


Eatnmyteeth doesn't even want to rest!

Told You So grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Eatnmyteeth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Told You So tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Told You So hurts Eatnmyteeth with a combination to the jaw.
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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.

Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Told You So hits with a pair of combinations to the jaw.
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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Eatnmyteeth stuns Told You So with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Told You So hits with a series of heavy combinations to the jaw.
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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.

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-Eatnmyteeth throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but Told You So escapes.
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+Eatnmyteeth throws a series of mean punches to the ribs.
+Told You So fires a vicious jab to the mouth! Eatnmyteeth asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Told You So tosses a pair of punches to the jaw.
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-Eatnmyteeth paws a left roundhouse to the chest, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 16 of 32 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 26 of 40 punches.

EatnMyTeeth won the round 10-9

EatnMyTeeth is winning the fight 77-75


Eatnmyteeth doesn't even want to rest!

Told You So is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Eatnmyteeth tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Told You So tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Eatnmyteeth connects with a solid jab to the chin. Told You So sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Eatnmyteeth lands a well placed right blow to the head and Told You So's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Told You So struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Told You So hurts Eatnmyteeth with a volley of powerful combinations to the face.
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+Told You So stuns Eatnmyteeth with a combination to the nose.
-Told You So throws a volley of left punches to the face, but to no avail.
+Told You So jolts Eatnmyteeth with a nice roundhouse to the nose.
-Eatnmyteeth charges with a right jab to the head, but Told You So quickly backs away.
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+Eatnmyteeth fires a mean jab to the head! Told You So is hurt!
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+Eatnmyteeth stuns Told You So with a flurry of commanding combinations to the temple!
Eatnmyteeth lands a vicious punch in the nose and Told You So collapses!!

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Told You So struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Eatnmyteeth smacks Told You So with a flurry of light combinations to the head.
-Told You So tries to land a pair of combinations to the temple, but Eatnmyteeth ties him up.
+Told You So fires a barrage of combinations to the eye.
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+Eatnmyteeth shakes Told You So with a barrage of heavy blows to the face.
Eatnmyteeth lands a mighty left blow to the head and Told You So is knocked out of the ring!!

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He's Out!
EatnMyTeeth wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Eatnmyteeth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Told You So looks exhausted. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 2: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 3: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 4: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 5: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 6: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 7: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 8: EatnMyTeeth 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 2: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 3: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 4: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 5: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 6: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 7: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 8: EatnMyTeeth 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 2: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 3: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 4: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 5: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 6: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 7: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 8: EatnMyTeeth 10-9

EatnMyTeeth wins by a knockout!