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Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\857881.htm on local disk...(Light-Heavyweight) C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis defeated Dickhead by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.Match Friday, September 14, 2012In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 76 pounds (34 kilograms) is C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 170 pounds (77 kilograms) is Dickhead!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dickhead comes out flailing.
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-Dickhead paws a pair of left blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead tries to land a barrage of shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a volley of right punches to the face, but goes wide.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer blocks.
-Dickhead fires a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-The Middle Dancer throws a series of shots to the chin, but Dickhead ties him up.
-Dickhead tries a flurry of left shots to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Dickhead paws a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-The Middle Dancer charges with a volley of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+The Middle Dancer nails Dickhead with a jab to the face! Dickhead asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Dickhead tosses a series of punches to the chest.
-The Middle Dancer launches a pair of left punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dickhead lands a pair of vicious punches to the ribs. The Middle Dancer shakes his head to clear it.
-Dickhead launches a volley of shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-The Middle Dancer attacks with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Dickhead covers himself well.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead paws a volley of shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer stays away from it.
+Dickhead rocks The Middle Dancer with a volley of commanding punches to the ribs!
-Dickhead charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a pair of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead probes with a roundhouse to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ducks just in time.
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a left straight right to the eye, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of left blows to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
-The Middle Dancer lunges with a pair of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
-Dickhead charges with a pair of shots to the ribs, but misses.
+Dickhead pounds The Middle Dancer with a series of shots to the ribs.
-Dickhead launches a series of left shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead tries a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
-Dickhead attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Dickhead throws a volley of shots to the stomach, but falls short.
+Dickhead pokes The Middle Dancer with a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead tries to land a volley of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead paws a barrage of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of left shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-Dickhead paws a series of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead throws a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer ducks just in time.
-Dickhead fires a flurry of shots to the chest, but fails to score.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
-The Middle Dancer lunges with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Dickhead takes it in the forearms.
+The Middle Dancer lashes out with a glancing sweeping right to the chest.
BELL
According to the commentator:
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 13 of 72 punches, and Dickhead landed 29 of 142 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 10-9
The Middle Dancer doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dickhead remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dickhead comes out flailing.
+The Middle Dancer hits with a volley of quick punches to the temple.
-Dickhead paws a pair of blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer escapes.
-Dickhead fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-The Middle Dancer throws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Dickhead steps aside.
-Dickhead throws a pair of shots to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer ducks just in time.
-The Middle Dancer lunges with a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Dickhead steps aside.
+Dickhead scores with a painful uppercut to the chest.
-Dickhead throws a series of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-The Middle Dancer throws a left to the jaw, but misses completely.
+The Middle Dancer jars Dickhead with a mean right to the jaw.
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-Dickhead launches a flurry of blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
-Dickhead paws a volley of shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead throws a series of punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-Dickhead probes with a series of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-The Middle Dancer lunges with a series of right punches to the nose, but misses completely.
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a series of shots to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead throws a volley of shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
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-Dickhead lunges with a left straight right to the solar plexus, but misses.
-The Middle Dancer charges with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Dickhead leaps aside.
-Dickhead fires a pair of right shots to the chest, but The Middle Dancer stays away from it.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of right blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer leaps aside.
+The Middle Dancer annoys Dickhead with a stinging jab to the head!
-Dickhead tries to land a pair of shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer backs out of it.
-The Middle Dancer throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but fails to score.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but misses.
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-Dickhead throws a right jab to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer steps aside.
-Dickhead tries a right uppercut to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Dickhead staggers The Middle Dancer with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
-Dickhead probes with a right jab to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer stays away from it.
-The Middle Dancer attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Dickhead takes it in the forearms.
-The Middle Dancer attacks with a left right to the eye, but misses completely.
-The Middle Dancer attacks with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Dickhead blocks.
-Dickhead tries to land a pair of left punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer quickly backs away.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Dickhead hits with a series of solid shots to the chest.
+Dickhead lands a flurry of shots to the ribs. The Middle Dancer gets mad!
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but to no avail.
-Dickhead attempts a left jab to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-Dickhead tries a pair of blows to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
BELL
According to the commentator:
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 14 of 71 punches, and Dickhead landed 19 of 137 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 20-18
The Middle Dancer doesn't even want to rest!
Dickhead grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer backs out of it.
-Dickhead launches a series of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer covers himself well.
-Dickhead lunges with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer leaps aside.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a barrage of right punches to the head, but misses.
+The Middle Dancer thumps Dickhead with a volley of punches to the mouth!
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-The Middle Dancer attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Dickhead leaps aside.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but misses.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer stays away from it.
+The Middle Dancer lands a volley of quick punches to the eye!!
-Dickhead lunges with a right to the chest, but The Middle Dancer leaps aside.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but goes wide.
-The Middle Dancer fires a barrage of right punches to the face, but Dickhead covers himself well.
+The Middle Dancer jars Dickhead with a flurry of shots to the mouth!
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but Dickhead takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Dickhead connects with a barrage of painful punches to the chest.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-The Middle Dancer attacks with a right jab to the face, but Dickhead narrowly avoids it
-The Middle Dancer attempts a pair of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
+Dickhead lashes out with a pair of vicious shots to the chest!
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+Dickhead drills The Middle Dancer with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-The Middle Dancer attempts a volley of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer quickly backs away.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a series of punches to the eye, but Dickhead leaps aside.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but Dickhead deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead charges with a barrage of shots to the chest, but The Middle Dancer leaps aside.
-Dickhead fires a volley of right shots to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer covers himself well.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of blows to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer escapes.
-Dickhead paws a volley of left shots to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-Dickhead throws a pair of left shots to the ribs, but misses.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer leaps aside.
-The Middle Dancer paws a left jab to the stomach, but Dickhead takes it in the forearms.
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-Dickhead throws a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Dickhead backs out of it.
-Dickhead lunges with a volley of right punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 17 of 80 punches, and Dickhead landed 23 of 147 punches.
Dickhead won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 30-27
The Middle Dancer doesn't even want to rest!
Dickhead is slowing down.
ROUND 4
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead tries a pair of left shots to the ribs, but falls short.
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a pair of punches to the chin, but misses.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Dickhead solidly lands a light cross to the chest.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Dickhead throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-The Middle Dancer throws a roundhouse to the head, but Dickhead stays away from it.
-Dickhead charges with a volley of left blows to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of left shots to the chest, but The Middle Dancer ducks just in time.
+The Middle Dancer stuns Dickhead with a pair of wild punches to the head!
-The Middle Dancer probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Dickhead ties him up.
-Dickhead fires a pair of right punches to the chest, but only hits air.
-Dickhead launches a series of blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
+Dickhead pokes The Middle Dancer with a series of punches to the stomach. The Middle Dancer hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead attacks with a jab to the stomach, but misses.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of left shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead fires a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
-Dickhead tries to land a pair of right shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer hides behind his gloves.
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-Dickhead attempts a volley of shots to the chest, but The Middle Dancer backs out of it.
+The Middle Dancer tags Dickhead with a jab to the temple. Dickhead is hurt!
-The Middle Dancer launches a pair of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
-The Middle Dancer throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dickhead blocks.
-Dickhead throws a cross to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer blocks.
-Dickhead lashes out with a barrage of blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead launches a flurry of blows to the chest, but misses.
+The Middle Dancer hits Dickhead with a pair of commanding punches to the temple!
-Dickhead probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-Dickhead throws a series of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
-The Middle Dancer lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Dickhead leaps aside.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but falls short.
-Dickhead launches a series of left shots to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer blocks.
-Dickhead lashes out with a hook to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Dickhead hits with a pair of shots to the stomach.
-Dickhead probes with a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+The Middle Dancer takes charge with a barrage of punches to the eye.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a pair of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead lashes out with a right straight right to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
+The Middle Dancer throws a flurry of quick punches to the nose!
-Dickhead tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but misses.
-The Middle Dancer charges with a barrage of right blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-The Middle Dancer throws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but is ineffective.
BELL
According to the commentator:
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 21 of 80 punches, and Dickhead landed 16 of 135 punches.
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 39-37
The Middle Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dickhead looks exhausted.
ROUND 5
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dickhead comes out flailing.
+The Middle Dancer fires a loud left to the jaw.
-Dickhead charges with a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead probes with a pair of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
-Dickhead fires a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer backs out of it.
-Dickhead attempts a right uppercut to the chest, but fails to score.
-Dickhead tries a right to the ribs, but falls short.
-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer backs out of it.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer ducks just in time.
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of left punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer hides behind his gloves.
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a series of punches to the face, but fails to score.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a flurry of right punches to the face, but Dickhead blocks.
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a series of punches to the nose, but Dickhead steps aside and laughs.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a series of left punches to the face, but Dickhead stays away from it.
-The Middle Dancer tries a flurry of left shots to the face, but Dickhead ducks just in time.
-The Middle Dancer launches a pair of punches to the ribs, but Dickhead narrowly avoids it
-The Middle Dancer tries to land a volley of left punches to the nose, but misses.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a series of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
-Dickhead probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
+The Middle Dancer hits with a barrage of shots to the chest.
+Dickhead jars The Middle Dancer with a volley of heavy punches to the chest.
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dickhead stays away from it.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a flurry of left shots to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Dickhead fires a left uppercut to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer escapes.
-Dickhead paws a series of right shots to the chest, but falls short.
-Dickhead throws a pair of right blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer ducks just in time.
-The Middle Dancer charges with a volley of punches to the head, but Dickhead escapes.
...
+Dickhead fires a flurry of punches to the stomach.
-Dickhead fires a flurry of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Dickhead paws a series of left punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer stays away from it.
-Dickhead launches a pair of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead fires a flurry of blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead fires a barrage of shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead charges with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer blocks.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer steps aside.
-Dickhead paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead attempts a series of right shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer covers himself well.
-The Middle Dancer tries to land a barrage of blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
-Dickhead attempts a series of left blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer ducks just in time.
+Dickhead tattoos The Middle Dancer with a series of shots to the stomach.
-Dickhead fires a flurry of shots to the chest, but goes wide.
+The Middle Dancer takes charge with a flurry of loud punches to the eye. Dickhead backpedals to his own corner.
BELL
According to the commentator:
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 21 of 80 punches, and Dickhead landed 14 of 134 punches.
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis won the round 10-9
Dickhead is winning the fight 48-47
The Middle Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dickhead collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 6
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dickhead comes out flailing.
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-Dickhead probes with a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-Dickhead paws a volley of right shots to the stomach, but misses.
+The Middle Dancer hammers Dickhead with a barrage of nice punches to the stomach. Dickhead hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-The Middle Dancer tries a series of left punches to the stomach, but Dickhead deftly avoits it.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a jab to the chin, but falls short.
-Dickhead launches a right straight right to the ribs, but goes wide.
-Dickhead throws a pair of left punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer leaps aside.
-Dickhead charges with a hook to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer blocks.
-Dickhead throws a series of right punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer backs out of it.
-The Middle Dancer lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but loses his balance.
-The Middle Dancer tries to land a volley of blows to the nose, but Dickhead escapes.
+The Middle Dancer takes charge with a volley of vicious blows to the face. Dickhead hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-The Middle Dancer fires a pair of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
-The Middle Dancer attacks with a series of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
-Dickhead fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
...
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-The Middle Dancer charges with a volley of blows to the face, but falls short.
-Dickhead lunges with a series of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
-Dickhead probes with a left cross to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of left shots to the chest, but The Middle Dancer leaps aside.
-Dickhead fires a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-The Middle Dancer throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Dickhead steps aside.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+The Middle Dancer stuns Dickhead with a series of powerful punches to the temple. Dickhead shakes his head to clear it.
-Dickhead paws a straight right to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead paws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
-The Middle Dancer launches a straight right to the solar plexus, but Dickhead blocks.
-Dickhead charges with a cross to the stomach, but misses.
-Dickhead charges with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead paws a volley of blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-Dickhead fires a barrage of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
-The Middle Dancer tries a left to the nose, but he's too slow.
-The Middle Dancer attacks with a flurry of shots to the nose, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead paws a straight right to the chest, but The Middle Dancer stays away from it.
+The Middle Dancer backs up Dickhead with a series of off balance blows to the eye.
-The Middle Dancer throws a jab to the temple, but Dickhead narrowly avoids it
-Dickhead charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a volley of left punches to the chin, but Dickhead deftly avoits it.
-The Middle Dancer paws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Dickhead covers himself well.
+Dickhead backs up The Middle Dancer with a pair of furious punches to the stomach!! The Middle Dancer doesn't seem bothered.
-Dickhead attacks with a series of left shots to the chest, but goes wide.
-Dickhead launches a volley of left blows to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ducks just in time.
+The Middle Dancer attacks with a pair of quick punches to the nose!!
BELL
According to the commentator:
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 22 of 80 punches, and Dickhead landed 11 of 154 punches.
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
The Middle Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dickhead receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 7
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dickhead comes out flailing.
-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer backs out of it.
-Dickhead tries a sweeping right to the chest, but The Middle Dancer takes it in the forearms.
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer steps aside.
-Dickhead attacks with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer covers himself well.
-The Middle Dancer charges with a series of punches to the head, but fails to score.
...
-Dickhead attempts a right straight right to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
...
...
-Dickhead tries to land a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
-Dickhead launches a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dickhead paws a flurry of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer stays away from it.
-Dickhead fires a series of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
+The Middle Dancer pops Dickhead with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
+The Middle Dancer pounds Dickhead with a series of strong blows to the temple. Dickhead grimaces in pain.
-The Middle Dancer attempts a volley of blows to the mouth, but Dickhead backs out of it.
+The Middle Dancer fires a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus.
+The Middle Dancer suprises Dickhead with a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth. Dickhead covers up.
-The Middle Dancer tries to land a flurry of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-Dickhead lunges with a left jab to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer quickly backs away.
-Dickhead throws a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
-The Middle Dancer fires a series of right punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dickhead wakes up the fans with a series of punches to the chest. The Middle Dancer sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+The Middle Dancer suprises Dickhead with a series of nasty punches to the eye.
-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of left shots to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer quickly backs away.
-Dickhead paws a series of right punches to the ribs, but misses.
-Dickhead throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-Dickhead launches a volley of punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer ducks just in time.
-The Middle Dancer tries a series of punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-The Middle Dancer attacks with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Dickhead ties him up.
-Dickhead probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer steps aside.
-Dickhead lashes out with a pair of right blows to the chest, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-Dickhead attempts a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer steps aside and laughs.
-The Middle Dancer probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but Dickhead ducks just in time.
...
BELL
According to the commentator:
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis landed 24 of 86 punches, and Dickhead landed 9 of 158 punches.
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis won the round 10-9
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis is winning the fight 67-66
The Middle Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 8
The Middle Dancer is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dickhead comes out flailing.
+The Middle Dancer hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dickhead paws a pair of punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer deftly avoits it.
-Dickhead lunges with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer stays away from it.
+The Middle Dancer shakes Dickhead with a series of punches to the head.
-Dickhead attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
-The Middle Dancer charges with a volley of right punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
+The Middle Dancer fires a pair of nice punches to the stomach. Dickhead retreats to the far corner.
+Dickhead smacks The Middle Dancer with a jab to the chest!!
-Dickhead probes with a pair of left shots to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
-Dickhead attempts a sweeping right to the chest, but only hits air.
-Dickhead attacks with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer ties him up.
-Dickhead fires a volley of right shots to the ribs, but he's too slow.
-Dickhead probes with a cross to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
-The Middle Dancer lunges with a volley of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
-Dickhead attacks with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer quickly backs away.
-Dickhead lunges with a pair of right blows to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer ducks.
-The Middle Dancer attacks with a volley of left punches to the temple, but Dickhead backs out of it.
-The Middle Dancer tries to land a volley of punches to the nose, but Dickhead escapes.
-Dickhead attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer hides behind his gloves.
+The Middle Dancer catches Dickhead with a flurry of hard punches to the ribs. Dickhead laughs!
-Dickhead throws a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but The Middle Dancer narrowly avoids it
-The Middle Dancer launches a sweeping right to the solar plexus, but Dickhead blocks.
-Dickhead lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Dickhead throws a series of shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
-Dickhead lunges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
-Dickhead lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but The Middle Dancer stays away from it.
-Dickhead paws a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Dickhead attempts a series of shots to the ribs, but The Middle Dancer quickly backs away.
-Dickhead attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but The Middle Dancer escapes.
-Dickhead charges with a right to the chest, but falls short.
-Dickhead attempts a series of right blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
+The Middle Dancer lands a series of loud punches to the jaw!! The Middle Dancer drops his guard and pounds away! Dickhead starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
The Middle Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dickhead can't remember which corner is his.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 5: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 6: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 7: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 5: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 6: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 7: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Dickhead 10-9
Round 2: Dickhead 10-9
Round 3: Dickhead 10-9
Round 4: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 5: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 6: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
Round 7: C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis 10-9
C O R D N E Y "the middle dancer" Ellis wins by a technical knockout!
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