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(Lightweight) Private Pain defeated Dead Man Coffeeguzzler by majority decision: 115-113, 114-114, 115-113.

Match Saturday, September 08, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 135 pounds (61 kilograms) is Private Pain!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 131 pounds (59 kilograms) is Dead Man Coffeeguzzler!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Private moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler tags Private with a flurry of solid punches to the mouth. Private covers up.
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+Private catches Coffeeguzzler with a volley of heavy punches to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of wild punches to the jaw. Private beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
-Private tries to land a volley of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of punches to the jaw.
...
+Private lashes out with a volley of punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
+Private hits with a pair of stiff punches to the eye.
+Private smashes Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Private with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler drills Private with a series of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a jab to the head.
+Private tosses a series of hard blows to the stomach!
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Private lands a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
+Private fires a jab to the face. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
-Private lashes out with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler ties him up.
+Private lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Private tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of hard punches to the face.
+Private connects with a jab to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Private with a flurry of glancing punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Private whacks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of stiff punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of quick punches to the mouth.
+Private slams Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a pair of powerful punches to the chin.
+Private throws a pair of mean punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Private with a solid jab to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Private with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler drills Private with a series of vicious punches to the jaw! Private sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+ The fighters exchange shots to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Private with a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Private asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Private with a flurry of punches to the eye!
+Private staggers Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of solid punches to the temple.
-Private lunges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but misses.
+Private smashes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Private throws a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a volley of punches to the nose.
+Private punches Coffeeguzzler with a right to the jaw.
+Private fires a volley of punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Private Pain landed 80 of 99 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 66 of 67 punches.

Private Pain won the round 10-9

Private Pain is winning the fight 10-9


Private doesn't want to stop fighting!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Private fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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+Private rocks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a volley of off balance blows to the solar plexus. Private doesn't seem bothered.
+Private solidly lands a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Private with a pair of punches to the nose. Private hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Private lashes out with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Coffeeguzzler slams Private with a volley of punches to the face!!
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+Coffeeguzzler thumps Private with a quick cross to the nose.
+Private tags Coffeeguzzler with a series of stiff shots to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Private with a barrage of solid punches to the ribs. Private retreats to the far corner.
+Private tags Coffeeguzzler with a nice left to the chest.
-Private probes with a pair of shots to the chest, but misses completely.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a light straight right to the eye.
+Private hits Coffeeguzzler with a nasty hook to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Private with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Private with a jab to the jaw.
-Private lashes out with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a volley of blows to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of punches to the temple. Private laughs!
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a hard uppercut to the head!
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Private with a barrage of loud shots to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a right to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler thumps Private with a right to the nose. Private covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Private Pain landed 27 of 40 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 68 of 77 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Private doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Private moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Private rocks Coffeeguzzler with a series of strong punches to the eye.
+Private slams Coffeeguzzler with a cross to the mouth.
+Private wakes up the fans with a series of blows to the chin. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
+Private hits Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
+Coffeeguzzler slams Private with a volley of loud punches to the face. Private hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a pair of punches to the head. Private sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Private connects with a hook to the face.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Coffeeguzzler thumps Private with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
+Private rocks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a series of nasty shots to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Private with a series of vicious punches to the head. Private backpedals to his own corner.
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+Private fires a series of furious punches to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of punches to the eye, but Private covers himself well.
+Private solidly lands a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
-Private lashes out with a flurry of punches to the head, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
+Private throws a barrage of punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Private tags Coffeeguzzler with a pair of loud punches to the jaw.
+Private smacks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of stinging blows to the face.
-Private charges with a pair of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Private with a pair of strong punches to the face. Private gets mad!
+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the chin! Private sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Private lands a right to the chest!
+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of nice punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Private with a pair of loud punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a pair of punches to the eye. Private quickly recovers.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Private with a volley of nasty punches to the temple. Private hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Private punches Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of nice punches to the temple.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a flurry of left punches to the chin, but misses.
+Private hammers Coffeeguzzler with a pair of heavy punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of glancing punches to the chin!
+Coffeeguzzler jolts Private with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Private thumps Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of loud punches to the temple.
+Private hammers Coffeeguzzler with a volley of nice punches to the solar plexus! Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
+Coffeeguzzler nails Private with a series of nasty punches to the chin!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Private staggers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of light punches to the eye. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
-Private fires a left jab to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Private with a volley of punches to the jaw. Private sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
-Private attempts a volley of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
+Private attacks with a pair of punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Private Pain landed 72 of 94 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 57 of 90 punches.

Private Pain won the round 10-9

Private Pain is winning the fight 29-28


Private doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Private fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Private catches Coffeeguzzler with a glancing right to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters swap shots to the nose.
+Private fires a volley of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Private with a pair of wild blows to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a furious hook to the head!
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-Private paws a left straight right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Coffeeguzzler thumps Private with a furious uppercut to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Private with a right to the face!
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+Private grazes Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler belts Private with a quick cross to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Private hits with a roundhouse to the chest. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Private with a volley of glancing punches to the chest.
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-Private throws a flurry of shots to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a mean jab to the eye!! Private retreats to the far corner.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Private shakes Coffeeguzzler with a powerful cross to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Private with a nice jab to the nose!
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Private with a flurry of blows to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler rocks Private with a series of glancing punches to the eye.
+Private hits with a pair of mean shots to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Private Pain landed 28 of 37 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 92 of 102 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Private doesn't even want to rest!

Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Private moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler connects with a series of vicious punches to the stomach!!
+Private rocks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
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+Private wallops Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the face.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of left punches to the chest, but Private hides behind his gloves.
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-Private lashes out with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Private attempts a series of left punches to the chin, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
+Private solidly lands a nice jab to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Private with a volley of loud punches to the chest!!
+Private suprises Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stiff punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Private wakes up the fans with a barrage of solid punches to the head.
-Private paws a volley of left punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
+Private attacks with a flurry of hard punches to the chin. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
+Private jars Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose.
-Private attempts a volley of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
+Coffeeguzzler pops Private with a jab to the stomach.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Private lands a pair of nice punches to the chest.
+Private wallops Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Private escapes.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a jab to the ribs, but Private beats a hasty retreat.
...
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Private with a series of strong punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Private with a volley of painful punches to the head.
+Private hits with a flurry of punches to the chin!!
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of commanding punches to the jaw.
+Private attacks with a series of strong punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of quick punches to the chin!
+Coffeeguzzler whacks Private with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a glancing jab to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of right blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler belts Private with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Private jars Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the head.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Private with a volley of punches to the eye. Private quickly recovers.
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+Private lands a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Private with a straight right to the chest.
+Private annoys Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Private Pain landed 69 of 94 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 66 of 92 punches.

Private Pain won the round 10-9

Private Pain is winning the fight 48-47


Private remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Private fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler stuns Private with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Private with a furious roundhouse to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of vicious punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Private with a volley of powerful punches to the head.
+Private lands a right to the chest. Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a series of furious punches to the head.
-Private throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a series of powerful punches to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
+Private tosses a flurry of blows to the stomach.
...
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Private with a pair of shots to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of shots to the eye. Private is hurt!
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+ The fighters trade blows to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Private with a barrage of punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler slams Private with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw. Private sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
...
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+Private smashes Coffeeguzzler with a series of blows to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a pair of painful punches to the jaw! Private beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Private with a flurry of solid punches to the head. Private hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of glancing punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Private with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Private grazes Coffeeguzzler with a series of loud punches to the solar plexus!! Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of hard punches to the head. Private grimaces in pain.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Private with a flurry of off balance punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of glancing punches to the mouth.
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-Private lashes out with a right jab to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
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+Private punches Coffeeguzzler with a series of heavy shots to the stomach!!
+Coffeeguzzler fires a solid sweeping right to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Private Pain landed 25 of 38 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 86 of 94 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Private remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Private moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of hard shots to the jaw!!
+Private hurts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the jaw!
+Private strikes with a flurry of wild punches to the head!!
-Private lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Coffeeguzzler deftly avoits it.
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+Private smashes Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stiff punches to the chin!
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a volley of commanding punches to the eye.
+Private hits Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
+Private hits Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of vicious punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of hard punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of light punches to the nose.
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+Private whacks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Private jolts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the mouth. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Private tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Private with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw!
+Private hammers Coffeeguzzler with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
+Private tags Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a series of right punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of right shots to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a right roundhouse to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a pair of left punches to the head, but Private ties him up.
+Private tosses a barrage of solid punches to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a volley of right punches to the eye, but only hits air.
+Private attacks with a pair of quick blows to the temple.
+Private lands a flurry of punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a series of furious punches to the jaw.
+Private whacks Coffeeguzzler with a straight right to the ribs.
+Private hits with a off balance jab to the chest!! Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Private shakes Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the jaw!!
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of punches to the jaw!
+Private whacks Coffeeguzzler with a series of painful punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of punches to the temple.
+Private hits with a pair of painful punches to the face!
+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
+Private annoys Coffeeguzzler with a stinging jab to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
+Private hits with a barrage of punches to the temple!
...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Private Pain landed 81 of 94 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 51 of 101 punches.

Private Pain won the round 10-9

Private Pain is winning the fight 67-66


Private remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Private fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Private lunges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Private with a right to the temple!
+Coffeeguzzler slams Private with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus!
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler suprises Private with a flurry of punches to the face.
+Private connects with a left to the ribs.
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+Private wallops Coffeeguzzler with a pair of loud blows to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Private with a barrage of light punches to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Private pummels Coffeeguzzler with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Private with a series of shots to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler drills Private with a heavy right to the temple. Private sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Coffeeguzzler tries a pair of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a barrage of powerful punches to the temple!
+Coffeeguzzler slams Private with a volley of light punches to the eye! Private sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes Private with a volley of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a uppercut to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler jolts Private with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of punches to the temple. Private ignores it.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a volley of punches to the nose. Private hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Private with a jab to the ribs.
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+Private hits with a flurry of strong blows to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler catches Private with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
+ The fighters trade blows to the temple.
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+Private throws a barrage of stinging shots to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Private with a volley of nice punches to the temple! Private laughs!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Private Pain landed 33 of 42 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 85 of 92 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Private remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Private moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Private with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Private nails Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of quick punches to the chest!
+Private pummels Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Private with a pair of heavy punches to the head!!
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of punches to the temple. Private doesn't seem bothered.
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-Private attempts a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
+Private tags Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw!
+Private annoys Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the face.
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+Private drills Coffeeguzzler with a series of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Private probes with a flurry of right punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
-Private lashes out with a jab to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside and laughs.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Private escapes.
+Private hits with a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of hard punches to the stomach.
+Private catches Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but Private steps aside and laughs.
+Private staggers Coffeeguzzler with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of mean punches to the stomach. Private ignores it.
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+Private fires a flurry of quick blows to the face! Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
+Private pummels Coffeeguzzler with a pair of painful punches to the nose!
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Private steps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Private with a barrage of stiff punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Private with a series of glancing blows to the face.
+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a volley of off balance punches to the head.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Private tags Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of blows to the nose!
+Private lashes out with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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...

BELL

According to the commentator:

Private Pain landed 72 of 97 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 51 of 84 punches.

Private Pain won the round 10-9

Private Pain is winning the fight 86-85


Private remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Private fights inside. (inside)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of wild punches to the temple!! Private falls against the ropes!
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a flurry of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Private stuns Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a barrage of blows to the eye.
+Private annoys Coffeeguzzler with a uppercut to the stomach!! Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Private with a volley of mean shots to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a mean right to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler catches Private with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of blows to the chest, but Private hides behind his gloves.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of punches to the chin, but Private covers himself well.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a uppercut to the face!
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a pair of right punches to the head, but Private steps aside and laughs.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a series of right punches to the head, but misses.
-Private fires a series of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Private attacks with a hook to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Private with a flurry of blows to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler jars Private with a pair of glancing punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Private with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Private with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Private lunges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Private jolts Coffeeguzzler with a off balance right to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the eye.
+Private stuns Coffeeguzzler with a series of powerful blows to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Private Pain landed 32 of 41 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 69 of 95 punches.

Dead Man Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Private remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Coffeeguzzler is slowing down.



ROUND 11

Private moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a series of right punches to the nose, but Private escapes.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the eye, but Private quickly backs away.
+Private staggers Coffeeguzzler with a off balance cross to the solar plexus.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a barrage of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but Private ducks.
+Private belts Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
+Private suprises Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of mean punches to the head! Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Private tags Coffeeguzzler with a straight right to the nose.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Private with a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Private escapes.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of left punches to the head, but Private ducks.
+Private pops Coffeeguzzler with a strong roundhouse to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler seems wobbly!
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+Private pummels Coffeeguzzler with a pair of mean punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
+Private solidly lands a pair of punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
-Coffeeguzzler launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Private hides behind his gloves.
+Private hits with a volley of punches to the temple.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Private strikes with a pair of off balance punches to the head!
+Private tags Coffeeguzzler with a series of stinging blows to the nose!
+Private solidly lands a pair of shots to the nose.
+Private pokes Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
+Private annoys Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a jab to the face, but comes up empty.
+Private nails Coffeeguzzler with a nice straight right to the nose.
+Private smacks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler jars Private with a barrage of commanding punches to the face.
+Coffeeguzzler pummels Private with a pair of painful punches to the jaw.
+Private pokes Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the face.
+Private thumps Coffeeguzzler with a series of light punches to the chin.
+Private hurts Coffeeguzzler with a straight right to the face!
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+Private lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler quickly recovers.
+Private jolts Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of quick punches to the nose.
+Private lands a volley of painful punches to the head.
+Private connects with a barrage of strong punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Private with a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a flurry of wild punches to the jaw. Private shakes his head to clear it.
+Private hits Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of mean punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler pops Private with a series of loud punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of hard punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Private Pain landed 101 of 102 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 46 of 98 punches.

Private Pain won the round 10-9

Private Pain is winning the fight 105-104


Private grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Coffeeguzzler is slowing down.



ROUND 12

Private moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Coffeeguzzler moves and jabs. (using the ring)

-Private attacks with a barrage of blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Private with a flurry of furious punches to the solar plexus.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of blows to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Private grazes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of vicious punches to the jaw. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
+Private wakes up the fans with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a flurry of quick punches to the nose.
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+Private tags Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Private throws a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Private with a volley of mean punches to the head. Private grimaces in pain.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but only hits air.
+Private throws a series of punches to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Private attacks with a barrage of painful punches to the eye.
+Private hits with a series of hard punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Coffeeguzzler charges with a barrage of left blows to the head, but comes up empty.
+Private stuns Coffeeguzzler with a strong cross to the jaw.
+Private throws a series of punches to the chin.
+Private staggers Coffeeguzzler with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a pair of punches to the chin. Private hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a series of right punches to the head, but Private ducks just in time.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler pounds Private with a series of hard punches to the stomach.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Private ducks just in time.
+Coffeeguzzler tags Private with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Private laughs!
+ The fighters swap blows to the nose.
+Private grazes Coffeeguzzler with a series of loud punches to the chin.
+Private suprises Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the eye.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Private tags Coffeeguzzler with a pair of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Private with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Private laughs!
+Private annoys Coffeeguzzler with a volley of light punches to the temple. Coffeeguzzler gets mad!
-Private attacks with a flurry of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Private shakes Coffeeguzzler with a vicious jab to the stomach.
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+Private hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the head.
+Private tags Coffeeguzzler with a volley of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the nose, but Private backs out of it.
+Private grazes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of quick punches to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Private Pain landed 84 of 91 punches, and Dead Man Coffeeguzzler landed 55 of 96 punches.

Private Pain won the round 10-9

Private Pain is winning the fight 115-113


Private grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Coffeeguzzler is slowing down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Private Pain 10-9
Round 2: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Private Pain 10-9
Round 4: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Private Pain 10-9
Round 6: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Private Pain 10-9
Round 8: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Private Pain 10-9
Round 10: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Private Pain 10-9
Round 12: Private Pain 10-9

Total Score: Private Pain 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Private Pain 10-9
Round 2: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Private Pain 10-9
Round 6: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Private Pain 10-9
Round 8: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Private Pain 10-9
Round 10: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Private Pain 10-9
Round 12: Private Pain 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Private Pain 10-9
Round 2: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Private Pain 10-9
Round 4: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 5: Private Pain 10-9
Round 6: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Private Pain 10-9
Round 8: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 9: Private Pain 10-9
Round 10: Dead Man Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 11: Private Pain 10-9
Round 12: Private Pain 10-9

Total Score: Private Pain 115-113

Private Pain wins by decision!