Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\856250.htm on local disk...(Middleweight) I lost who cares defeated Roger The Dodger Man by knockout (KO) in round 5.Match Friday, August 31, 2012In this corner, standing 5 feet and 1 inch (155 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is I lost who cares!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 151 pounds (68 kilograms) is Roger The Dodger Man!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Cares comes out fighting.
Roger stays outside and uses his jab.
-Cares throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Roger narrowly avoids it
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+Cares pops Roger with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
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+Roger hurts Cares with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple. Cares laughs!
-Cares fires a series of shots to the chest, but Roger ducks.
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+Roger solidly lands a flurry of stinging shots to the jaw. Cares is hurt!
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+Roger fires a barrage of mean punches to the jaw!
+Roger backs up Cares with a pair of nice punches to the chin!!
+Cares hits Roger with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus.
+Cares lands a flurry of blows to the solar plexus. Roger shakes his head to clear it.
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-Cares probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Roger deftly avoits it.
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+Roger connects with a volley of stinging shots to the stomach.
-Cares launches a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Roger leaps aside.
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+Roger punches Cares with a volley of strong punches to the head.
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+Roger attacks with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Roger pummels Cares with a barrage of heavy punches to the head. Cares grimaces in pain.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I lost who cares landed 17 of 41 punches, and Roger The Dodger Man landed 38 of 38 punches.
Roger The Dodger Man won the round 10-9
Roger The Dodger Man is winning the fight 10-9
Cares doesn't even want to rest!
Roger remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 2
Cares comes out fighting.
Roger stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Roger whacks Cares with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
+Roger pokes Cares with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth.
+Cares tags Roger with a barrage of shots to the stomach. Roger seems wobbly!
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-Cares probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Roger pounds Cares with a volley of punches to the solar plexus! Cares falls against the ropes!
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+Roger staggers Cares with a barrage of strong punches to the head.
+Cares throws a pair of shots to the ribs.
-Cares tries to land a left sweeping right to the ribs, but Roger ducks.
+Cares lands a hook to the stomach. Roger grimaces in pain.
+Roger whacks Cares with a flurry of mean punches to the eye.
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-Cares throws a volley of left punches to the chest, but Roger deftly avoits it.
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-Cares probes with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Roger attacks with a pair of punches to the eye!
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+Roger hurts Cares with a series of punches to the eye.
+Cares drills Roger with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus. Roger sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Roger tosses a volley of painful punches to the mouth. Cares sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+ The fighters swap shots to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
I lost who cares landed 20 of 36 punches, and Roger The Dodger Man landed 39 of 39 punches.
Roger The Dodger Man won the round 10-9
Roger The Dodger Man is winning the fight 20-18
Cares remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Roger is obviously tired.
ROUND 3
Cares comes out fighting.
Roger is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
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-Cares throws a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Roger ducks.
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+Cares annoys Roger with a commanding left to the chest.
Cares probes with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Roger knocks it away and strikes first with a barrage of loud combinations to the chest. Cares shakes his head to clear it.
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-Cares throws a jab to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Roger pummels Cares with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose.
Cares launches a pair of shots to the chest, but Roger slips it and counters with a flurry of powerful shots to the nose.
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-Cares throws a barrage of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Roger hits Cares with a flurry of glancing combinations to the solar plexus!
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+Roger grazes Cares with a barrage of hard shots to the face.
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Cares throws a left roundhouse to the solar plexus, but Roger slips it and counters with a hard jab to the ribs. Cares sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Cares attacks with a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Roger ties him up.
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+Cares drills Roger with a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Roger hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I lost who cares landed 16 of 37 punches, and Roger The Dodger Man landed 19 of 24 punches.
I lost who cares won the round 10-9
Roger The Dodger Man is winning the fight 29-28
Cares remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Roger is slowing down.
ROUND 4
Cares comes out fighting.
Roger stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Roger pounds Cares with a barrage of mean punches to the chin. Cares laughs!
+Cares strikes with a volley of blows to the ribs. Roger covers up.
+Cares lands a pair of blows to the chest.
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-Roger tries a volley of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Roger hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Cares smashes Roger with a series of loud punches to the ribs. Roger doesn't seem bothered.
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-Roger lashes out with a volley of punches to the temple, but Cares deftly avoits it.
-Cares lashes out with a series of punches to the chest, but Roger steps aside and laughs.
-Cares throws a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Roger blocks.
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+Roger lashes out with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
-Cares tries to land a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Roger ties him up.
-Cares charges with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Roger leaps aside.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the nose.
+Cares nails Roger with a barrage of stiff shots to the stomach.
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+Roger lashes out with a volley of light punches to the temple. Cares shakes his head to clear it.
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+Roger connects with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Roger throws a right to the eye!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
I lost who cares landed 18 of 40 punches, and Roger The Dodger Man landed 28 of 46 punches.
I lost who cares won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Cares grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Roger collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 5
Cares comes out fighting.
Roger counter-punches to keep his opponent away. (counter-punching)
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+Cares lashes out with a series of combinations to the eye.
+Roger belts Cares with a volley of painful combinations to the eye.
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Cares attempts a series of right shots to the temple, but Roger slips it and hits back with a series of powerful blows to the nose.
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+Roger connects with a flurry of quick combinations to the chest.
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-Cares paws a barrage of shots to the mouth, but Roger deftly avoits it.
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-Roger attempts a series of shots to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Cares probes with a volley of right shots to the temple, but to no avail.
+Cares hits with a barrage of quick blows to the face.
Cares lands a beautiful cross to the jaw and Roger's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!
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Roger struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Cares charges with a cross to the jaw, but comes up empty.
+Cares strikes with a pair of nasty shots to the face. Roger hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Cares lands a vicious right haymaker and Roger collapses!!
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He's Out!
I lost who cares wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Cares grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Roger collapses limply onto his stool.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Roger The Dodger Man 10-9
Round 2: Roger The Dodger Man 10-9
Round 3: I lost who cares 10-9
Round 4: I lost who cares 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Roger The Dodger Man 10-9
Round 2: Roger The Dodger Man 10-9
Round 3: I lost who cares 10-9
Round 4: Roger The Dodger Man 10-9
Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Roger The Dodger Man 10-9
Round 2: Roger The Dodger Man 10-9
Round 3: I lost who cares 10-9
Round 4: I lost who cares 10-9
I lost who cares wins by a knockout!
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