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(Heavyweight) The lovable llama defeated Jaakkima by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Saturday, July 21, 2012

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 786 pounds (357 kilograms) is Jaakkima!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 229 pounds (104 kilograms) is The lovable llama!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1

Jaakkima backpedals and jabs.
Llama comes out fighting.

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+Jaakkima clocks Llama with a light cross to the eye.
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-Llama throws a pair of blows to the ribs, but Jaakkima escapes.
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+Llama strikes with a barrage of punches to the ribs!!
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-Llama probes with a left straight right to the temple, but falls short.
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-Llama charges with a series of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jaakkima landed 8 of 8 punches, and The lovable llama landed 10 of 36 punches.

The lovable llama won the round 10-9

The lovable llama is winning the fight 10-9


Jaakkima doesn't even want to rest!

Llama doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 2

Jaakkima backpedals and jabs.
Llama comes out fighting.

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+Jaakkima pummels Llama with a barrage of punches to the nose!
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+Llama hurts Jaakkima with a left to the solar plexus.
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-Llama lashes out with a sweeping right to the head, but Jaakkima ducks.
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-Llama launches a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Jaakkima backs out of it.
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-Llama fires a left jab to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Llama throws a pair of left shots to the head, but Jaakkima hides behind his gloves.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jaakkima landed 8 of 8 punches, and The lovable llama landed 10 of 35 punches.

The lovable llama won the round 10-9

The lovable llama is winning the fight 20-18


Jaakkima grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Llama doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 3

Jaakkima backpedals and jabs.
Llama comes out fighting.

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-Llama attempts a pair of shots to the eye, but Jaakkima narrowly avoids it
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+Llama suprises Jaakkima with a barrage of stiff blows to the jaw. Jaakkima sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Llama fires a left right to the temple, but Jaakkima leaps aside.
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-Llama probes with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but Jaakkima steps aside and laughs.
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+Jaakkima tags Llama with a series of wild blows to the chin. Llama retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jaakkima landed 8 of 8 punches, and The lovable llama landed 10 of 34 punches.

The lovable llama won the round 10-9

The lovable llama is winning the fight 30-27


Jaakkima is obviously tired.

Llama doesn't want to stop fighting!


ROUND 4

Jaakkima backpedals and jabs.
Llama comes out fighting.

+Llama grazes Jaakkima with a series of blows to the temple.
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+Llama annoys Jaakkima with a flurry of punches to the ribs. Jaakkima sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Jaakkima tosses a flurry of punches to the chin. Llama beats a hasty retreat.
-Llama probes with a series of punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
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-Llama tries to land a barrage of shots to the eye, but Jaakkima ties him up.
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-Llama tries a flurry of blows to the eye, but loses his balance.
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-Llama probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Jaakkima ties him up.
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-Llama lunges with a flurry of blows to the chin, but Jaakkima deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jaakkima landed 7 of 8 punches, and The lovable llama landed 10 of 30 punches.

The lovable llama won the round 10-9

The lovable llama is winning the fight 40-36


Jaakkima is slowing down.

Llama doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 5

Jaakkima backpedals and jabs.
Llama comes out fighting.

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-Llama lunges with a pair of right punches to the chin, but Jaakkima leaps aside.
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-Llama attempts a series of blows to the chin, but comes up empty.
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+Jaakkima hits Llama with a barrage of wild punches to the ribs! Llama grimaces in pain.
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-Llama fires a series of left punches to the stomach, but Jaakkima stays away from it.
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-Llama throws a series of blows to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Llama hits with a flurry of blows to the ribs! Jaakkima gets mad!
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+Llama drills Jaakkima with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jaakkima landed 6 of 8 punches, and The lovable llama landed 11 of 31 punches.

The lovable llama won the round 10-9

The lovable llama is winning the fight 50-45


Jaakkima collapses limply onto his stool.

Llama doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 6

Jaakkima backpedals and jabs.
Llama comes out fighting.

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+Llama suprises Jaakkima with a wild jab to the jaw. Jaakkima doesn't notice.
Llama lands a bone crushing right uppercut and Jaakkima staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Jaakkima struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Llama probes with a left straight right to the chest, but misses.
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+Jaakkima attacks with a stinging straight right to the head. Llama sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Llama probes with a series of left blows to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Llama pokes Jaakkima with a series of powerful punches to the face.
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+Llama tags Jaakkima with a roundhouse to the temple.
-Llama attacks with a flurry of left shots to the face, but Jaakkima quickly backs away.
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+Jaakkima whacks Llama with a heavy right to the solar plexus.
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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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The fighters start chatting with members of the press.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jaakkima landed 6 of 8 punches, and The lovable llama landed 13 of 33 punches.

The lovable llama won the round 10-8

The lovable llama is winning the fight 60-53


Jaakkima receives medical attention from his trainer.

Llama doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 7

Jaakkima backpedals and jabs.
Llama comes out fighting.

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-Llama lunges with a series of punches to the temple, but Jaakkima deftly avoits it.
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+Llama hurts Jaakkima with a series of shots to the chest. Jaakkima retreats to the far corner.
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+Jaakkima hits with a flurry of nice punches to the head. Llama sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Llama pops Jaakkima with a hard cross to the temple. Jaakkima sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Llama lands a resounding right blow to the head and Jaakkima falls senseless!!

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Jaakkima struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Llama launches a pair of right blows to the eye, but falls short.
-Llama attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
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+Llama fires a flurry of solid shots to the temple.
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+Llama takes charge with a barrage of shots to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Jaakkima landed 4 of 9 punches, and The lovable llama landed 16 of 35 punches.

The lovable llama won the round 10-8

The lovable llama is winning the fight 70-61


Jaakkima can't remember which corner is his.

Llama doesn't even want to rest!


ROUND 8

Jaakkima backpedals and jabs.
Llama comes out fighting.

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+Jaakkima catches Llama with a pair of furious punches to the temple. Llama retreats to the far corner.
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-Llama paws a pair of blows to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Llama throws a pair of heavy shots to the head! Llama strikes, and hits again, and again, and again .. Jaakkima collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
The lovable llama wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Jaakkima can't remember which corner is his.

Llama doesn't even want to rest!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The lovable llama 10-9
Round 2: The lovable llama 10-9
Round 3: The lovable llama 10-9
Round 4: The lovable llama 10-9
Round 5: The lovable llama 10-9
Round 6: The lovable llama 10-8
Round 7: The lovable llama 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The lovable llama 10-9
Round 2: The lovable llama 10-9
Round 3: The lovable llama 10-9
Round 4: The lovable llama 10-9
Round 5: The lovable llama 10-9
Round 6: The lovable llama 10-8
Round 7: The lovable llama 10-8


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: The lovable llama 10-9
Round 2: The lovable llama 10-9
Round 3: The lovable llama 10-9
Round 4: The lovable llama 10-9
Round 5: The lovable llama 10-9
Round 6: The lovable llama 10-8
Round 7: The lovable llama 10-8

The lovable llama wins by a technical knockout!