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(Heavyweight) EatnMyTeeth defeated Jose "Told you so" Canseco by unanimous decision: 114-113, 114-113, 114-113.

Match Saturday, May 26, 2012

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 236 pounds (107 kilograms) is EatnMyTeeth!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 227 pounds (103 kilograms) is Jose "Told you so" Canseco!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Eatnmyteeth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Told You So backpedals and jabs.

+Eatnmyteeth tattoos Told You So with a straight right to the face.
-Eatnmyteeth probes with a volley of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
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-Eatnmyteeth charges with a series of blows to the eye, but Told You So ties him up.
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-Eatnmyteeth probes with a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but misses.
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-Eatnmyteeth probes with a right jab to the face, but goes wide.
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+Eatnmyteeth scores with a series of heavy punches to the temple. Told You So laughs!
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+Told You So shakes Eatnmyteeth with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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-Eatnmyteeth tries to land a barrage of right punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 16 of 43 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 8 of 8 punches.

EatnMyTeeth won the round 10-9

EatnMyTeeth is winning the fight 10-9


Eatnmyteeth doesn't want to stop fighting!

Told You So doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Eatnmyteeth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Told You So backpedals and jabs.

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-Eatnmyteeth probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Eatnmyteeth rocks Told You So with a barrage of painful punches to the face!
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-Eatnmyteeth throws a volley of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
+Eatnmyteeth hurts Told You So with a commanding roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Eatnmyteeth tries a pair of right punches to the jaw, but Told You So takes it in the forearms.
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+Eatnmyteeth hurts Told You So with a barrage of punches to the nose!
-Eatnmyteeth attacks with a jab to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Told You So lands a pair of powerful punches to the eye!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 17 of 39 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 6 of 8 punches.

EatnMyTeeth won the round 10-9

EatnMyTeeth is winning the fight 20-18


Eatnmyteeth doesn't want to stop fighting!

Told You So doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Eatnmyteeth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Told You So backpedals and jabs.

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+Eatnmyteeth pounds Told You So with a pair of nasty punches to the temple. Told You So falls against the ropes!
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+Eatnmyteeth belts Told You So with a stiff right to the ribs.
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+Eatnmyteeth hits with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Eatnmyteeth fires a volley of punches to the chest, but Told You So deftly avoits it.
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+Told You So backs up Eatnmyteeth with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Eatnmyteeth laughs!
-Eatnmyteeth throws a volley of left punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Eatnmyteeth lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Told You So blocks.
-Eatnmyteeth attacks with a series of punches to the mouth, but Told You So ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 16 of 41 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 7 of 8 punches.

EatnMyTeeth won the round 10-9

EatnMyTeeth is winning the fight 30-27


Eatnmyteeth doesn't even want to rest!

Told You So doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Eatnmyteeth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Told You So backpedals and jabs.

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+Told You So grazes Eatnmyteeth with a volley of commanding punches to the head.
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-Eatnmyteeth attacks with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Eatnmyteeth charges with a barrage of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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-Eatnmyteeth attempts a barrage of punches to the eye, but only hits air.
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-Eatnmyteeth attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Eatnmyteeth tags Told You So with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Eatnmyteeth lunges with a pair of right punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Eatnmyteeth tattoos Told You So with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach.

BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 14 of 38 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 7 of 8 punches.

EatnMyTeeth won the round 10-9

EatnMyTeeth is winning the fight 40-36


Eatnmyteeth doesn't even want to rest!

Told You So doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Eatnmyteeth is using the ring. (using the ring)
Told You So backpedals and jabs.

+Eatnmyteeth hits Told You So with a series of vicious punches to the ribs.
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-Eatnmyteeth attacks with a volley of punches to the nose, but Told You So stays away from it.
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-Eatnmyteeth attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but Told You So hides behind his gloves.
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+Eatnmyteeth hurts Told You So with a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Told You So shakes Eatnmyteeth with a pair of furious punches to the eye! Eatnmyteeth grimaces in pain.
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-Eatnmyteeth paws a flurry of punches to the face, but Told You So narrowly avoids it
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-Eatnmyteeth probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Told You So steps aside.
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+Eatnmyteeth thumps Told You So with a off balance right to the head. Told You So shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 15 of 40 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 7 of 8 punches.

EatnMyTeeth won the round 10-9

EatnMyTeeth is winning the fight 50-45


Eatnmyteeth doesn't even want to rest!

Told You So doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Eatnmyteeth is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Told You So tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Told You So tries to land a right left to the face, but Eatnmyteeth blocks.
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-Told You So launches a jab to the eye, but Eatnmyteeth ties him up.
-Told You So paws a left right to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Told You So solidly lands a barrage of powerful punches to the jaw. Eatnmyteeth doesn't notice.
+Eatnmyteeth whacks Told You So with a quick right to the temple!!
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+Told You So connects with a barrage of loud punches to the chin.
+Told You So wallops Eatnmyteeth with a heavy left to the head.
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-Told You So launches a volley of left punches to the temple, but Eatnmyteeth ducks.
+Told You So lashes out with a series of stiff combinations to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 5 of 8 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 17 of 42 punches.

Jose "Told you so" Canseco won the round 10-9

EatnMyTeeth is winning the fight 59-55


Eatnmyteeth doesn't even want to rest!

Told You So doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Eatnmyteeth is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Told You So tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Told You So scores with a series of punches to the face.
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-Told You So fires a volley of combinations to the face, but Eatnmyteeth backs out of it.
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-Told You So throws a flurry of right combinations to the temple, but Eatnmyteeth beats a hasty retreat.
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-Told You So attacks with a flurry of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Told You So annoys Eatnmyteeth with a volley of light punches to the head!!
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-Told You So charges with a series of punches to the face, but Eatnmyteeth ties him up.
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+Eatnmyteeth throws a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Told You So jolts Eatnmyteeth with a pair of light punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 5 of 9 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 19 of 39 punches.

Jose "Told you so" Canseco won the round 10-9

EatnMyTeeth is winning the fight 68-65


Eatnmyteeth doesn't even want to rest!

Told You So remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Eatnmyteeth is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Told You So tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Told You So probes with a series of combinations to the chin, but goes wide.
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-Told You So attacks with a right straight right to the chin, but Eatnmyteeth covers himself well.
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-Told You So fires a barrage of right combinations to the nose, but only hits air.
-Told You So lunges with a barrage of combinations to the mouth, but Eatnmyteeth ties him up.
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+Eatnmyteeth scores with a heavy jab to the chin.
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+Told You So tosses a volley of stiff combinations to the face. Eatnmyteeth sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Told You So attacks with a volley of strong combinations to the head.
-Told You So probes with a left jab to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Told You So attacks with a pair of nice combinations to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 5 of 9 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 18 of 42 punches.

Jose "Told you so" Canseco won the round 10-9

EatnMyTeeth is winning the fight 77-75


Eatnmyteeth doesn't even want to rest!

Told You So remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Eatnmyteeth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Told You So tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Told You So probes with a pair of combinations to the nose, but Eatnmyteeth deftly avoits it.
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+Eatnmyteeth jars Told You So with a flurry of punches to the chin. Told You So grimaces in pain.
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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Told You So pummels Eatnmyteeth with a flurry of combinations to the temple.
Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Told You So fires a flurry of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Eatnmyteeth launches a flurry of shots to the nose, but Told You So backs out of it.
+Told You So tattoos Eatnmyteeth with a volley of mean punches to the head.
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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Told You So lands a pair of wild blows to the chin.
+Told You So suprises Eatnmyteeth with a flurry of glancing shots to the chin.
-Eatnmyteeth lashes out with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Told You So hides behind his gloves.
-Eatnmyteeth attacks with a barrage of left blows to the eye, but Told You So backs out of it.
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+Eatnmyteeth punches Told You So with a heavy left to the nose.
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+Told You So tags Eatnmyteeth with a pair of painful punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 16 of 31 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 25 of 35 punches.

Jose "Told you so" Canseco won the round 10-9

EatnMyTeeth is winning the fight 86-85


Eatnmyteeth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Told You So grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Eatnmyteeth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Told You So tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Eatnmyteeth lands a flurry of nice punches to the head.
-Told You So attempts a right jab to the temple, but Eatnmyteeth steps aside and laughs.
Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Told You So solidly lands a pair of wild punches to the nose!!
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-Eatnmyteeth attacks with a left uppercut to the nose, but Told You So stays away from it.
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-Told You So probes with a jab to the nose, but comes up empty.
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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Eatnmyteeth attacks with a volley of blows to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Eatnmyteeth tries to land a pair of left combinations to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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+Told You So lands a furious jab to the mouth.
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+Told You So backs up Eatnmyteeth with a volley of glancing combinations to the jaw. Eatnmyteeth shakes his head to clear it.
+Eatnmyteeth fires a series of strong punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 15 of 30 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 21 of 44 punches.

Jose "Told you so" Canseco won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Eatnmyteeth grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken nose.

Told You So grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Eatnmyteeth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Told You So tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Told You So scores with a barrage of glancing blows to the face.
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-Eatnmyteeth launches a hook to the temple, but goes wide.
Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Eatnmyteeth strikes with a flurry of solid combinations to the mouth.
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-Eatnmyteeth paws a flurry of shots to the temple, but misses.
-Told You So tries to land a barrage of right punches to the mouth, but Eatnmyteeth narrowly avoids it
+Told You So nails Eatnmyteeth with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Eatnmyteeth doesn't notice.
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+Eatnmyteeth punches Told You So with a series of loud blows to the jaw.
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+Told You So hits Eatnmyteeth with a flurry of solid shots to the eye.
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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Told You So throws a barrage of combinations to the chin, but Eatnmyteeth ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 14 of 31 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 20 of 39 punches.

Jose "Told you so" Canseco won the round 10-9

Jose "Told you so" Canseco is winning the fight 105-104


Eatnmyteeth grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken nose.

Told You So is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Eatnmyteeth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Told You So tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Told You So hurts Eatnmyteeth with a volley of punches to the temple.
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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Eatnmyteeth punches Told You So with a barrage of shots to the face.
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+Told You So lands a flurry of heavy combinations to the eye.
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Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Told You So lashes out with a left cross to the nose, but misses completely.
+Told You So pokes Eatnmyteeth with a pair of shots to the nose. Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Eatnmyteeth hits with a series of loud shots to the head. Told You So backpedals to his own corner.
Eatnmyteeth lands a ferocious left blow to the temple and Told You So drops like a stone!!

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Told You So struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Eatnmyteeth tags Told You So with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Eatnmyteeth launches a barrage of right blows to the nose, but Told You So ties him up.
+Eatnmyteeth belts Told You So with a barrage of powerful blows to the chin.
+Told You So pummels Eatnmyteeth with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Told You So hurts Eatnmyteeth with a barrage of combinations to the nose.
-Eatnmyteeth charges with a barrage of left blows to the eye, but Told You So ducks.
Told You So tries to attack, but Eatnmyteeth hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Eatnmyteeth attempts a series of left blows to the jaw, but Told You So quickly backs away.
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+Told You So connects with a pair of loud punches to the face. Eatnmyteeth laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

EatnMyTeeth landed 15 of 32 punches, and Jose "Told you so" Canseco landed 24 of 39 punches.

EatnMyTeeth won the round 10-8

EatnMyTeeth is winning the fight 114-113


Eatnmyteeth grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a broken nose.

Told You So is slowing down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 2: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 3: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 4: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 5: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 6: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 7: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 8: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 9: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 10: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 11: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 12: EatnMyTeeth 10-8

Total Score: EatnMyTeeth 114-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 2: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 3: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 4: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 5: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 6: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 7: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 8: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 9: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 10: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 11: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 12: EatnMyTeeth 10-8

Total Score: EatnMyTeeth 114-113


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 2: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 3: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 4: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 5: EatnMyTeeth 10-9
Round 6: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 7: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 8: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 9: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 10: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 11: Jose "Told you so" Canseco 10-9
Round 12: EatnMyTeeth 10-8

Total Score: EatnMyTeeth 114-113

EatnMyTeeth wins by decision!