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(Flyweight) Ms Woody defeated Fred Funkster by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Monday, December 05, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Fred Funkster!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Ms Woody!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Funkster is using the ring. (using the ring)
Woody goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

+Woody connects with a pair of powerful blows to the eye.
+Funkster jolts Woody with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Funkster attacks with a barrage of punches to the chest, but Woody ducks just in time.
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+Funkster smacks Woody with a series of nasty punches to the ribs.
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-Woody paws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Woody tattoos Funkster with a volley of wild punches to the head.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Woody tries to land a pair of punches to the eye, but misses.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Woody hits with a volley of vicious shots to the temple.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Funkster tries a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Woody ties him up.
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+Woody jars Funkster with a stiff roundhouse to the temple!
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+Woody hits Funkster with a series of solid punches to the eye.
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+Funkster scores with a volley of punches to the ribs!! Woody quickly recovers.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Woody lunges with a right right to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Woody lunges with a hook to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Woody tries a hook to the mouth, but to no avail.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fred Funkster landed 12 of 23 punches, and Ms Woody landed 24 of 52 punches.

Ms Woody won the round 10-9

Ms Woody is winning the fight 10-9


Funkster doesn't want to stop fighting!

Woody doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Funkster is using the ring. (using the ring)
Woody grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Funkster throws a barrage of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Funkster lands a series of light blows to the solar plexus.
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+Funkster jars Woody with a barrage of loud punches to the ribs.
-Woody lashes out with a flurry of punches to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Funkster fires a series of vicious punches to the chest.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fred Funkster landed 18 of 26 punches, and Ms Woody landed 5 of 16 punches.

Fred Funkster won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Funkster doesn't want to stop fighting!

Woody doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Funkster is using the ring. (using the ring)
Woody grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Funkster drills Woody with a series of stinging punches to the nose.
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+Woody wallops Funkster with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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+Funkster punches Woody with a series of wild blows to the solar plexus.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Woody lashes out with a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Funkster hits Woody with a painful uppercut to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fred Funkster landed 21 of 24 punches, and Ms Woody landed 5 of 16 punches.

Fred Funkster won the round 10-9

Fred Funkster is winning the fight 29-28


Funkster doesn't even want to rest!

Woody doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Funkster is using the ring. (using the ring)
Woody goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

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+Woody tattoos Funkster with a series of powerful shots to the solar plexus!
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-Woody paws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Funkster backs out of it.
-Woody charges with a volley of blows to the head, but falls short.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Woody attempts a pair of punches to the mouth, but Funkster steps aside and laughs.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Funkster shakes Woody with a pair of quick punches to the nose. Woody is hurt!
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Woody charges with a pair of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Woody staggers Funkster with a series of hard shots to the chest.
+Woody hits Funkster with a series of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
-Woody charges with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Funkster escapes.
+Woody nails Funkster with a stiff hook to the stomach! Funkster seems wobbly!
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Woody probes with a flurry of blows to the face, but Funkster narrowly avoids it
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Funkster tosses a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Funkster launches a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Woody steps aside and laughs.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Woody attempts a barrage of blows to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Funkster tags Woody with a stiff jab to the chin!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Fred Funkster landed 18 of 33 punches, and Ms Woody landed 24 of 54 punches.

Ms Woody won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Funkster doesn't even want to rest!

Woody doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Funkster is using the ring. (using the ring)
Woody goes for a clinch as soon as the bell rings! (clinching)

-Woody attempts a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Woody throws a series of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
-Funkster attacks with a barrage of punches to the nose, but Woody narrowly avoids it
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+Funkster throws a pair of stiff punches to the nose. Woody grimaces in pain.
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-Funkster charges with a pair of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Woody probes with a volley of punches to the chin, but Funkster steps aside and laughs.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Woody whacks Funkster with a barrage of commanding punches to the temple.
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-Woody paws a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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+Funkster suprises Woody with a volley of mean punches to the nose. Woody quickly recovers.
-Woody throws a series of blows to the stomach, but Funkster covers himself well.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Woody catches Funkster with a flurry of off balance blows to the eye.
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-Woody attacks with a barrage of right punches to the head, but only hits air.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Woody pounds Funkster with a volley of vicious blows to the nose.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Funkster probes with a right cross to the nose, but misses.
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-Woody charges with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Funkster covers himself well.
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+Funkster staggers Woody with a series of painful punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fred Funkster landed 17 of 33 punches, and Ms Woody landed 22 of 59 punches.

Ms Woody won the round 10-9

Ms Woody is winning the fight 48-47


Funkster doesn't even want to rest!

Woody remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Funkster is using the ring. (using the ring)
Woody clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Funkster connects with a vicious straight right to the temple.
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-Woody attempts a barrage of right blows to the chin, but Funkster ducks.
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-Funkster throws a flurry of left punches to the head, but only hits air.
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+Woody attacks with a cross to the ribs.
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-Woody lunges with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Funkster escapes.
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+Woody annoys Funkster with a series of shots to the eye.
-Woody attempts a series of right punches to the chin, but Funkster beats a hasty retreat.
+Funkster tattoos Woody with a pair of shots to the nose.
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-Woody paws a left hook to the chin, but fails to score.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.

Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Woody tries to land a volley of left shots to the head, but Funkster covers himself well.
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+Woody stuns Funkster with a series of commanding blows to the head.
-Woody attacks with a series of left shots to the chest, but Funkster blocks.
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-Woody lashes out with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Funkster narrowly avoids it
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-Funkster tries a right jab to the jaw, but comes up empty.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Woody thumps Funkster with a barrage of commanding blows to the temple.
+Funkster clocks Woody with a volley of mean punches to the mouth.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Woody attacks with a series of shots to the head, but Funkster takes it in the forearms.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Woody attempts a right straight right to the head, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fred Funkster landed 19 of 32 punches, and Ms Woody landed 25 of 61 punches.

Ms Woody won the round 10-9

Ms Woody is winning the fight 58-56


Funkster doesn't even want to rest!

Woody remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Funkster is using the ring. (using the ring)
Woody grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Woody clocks Funkster with a volley of shots to the ribs.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Funkster drills Woody with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Funkster fires a light straight right to the eye.
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-Funkster tries a roundhouse to the chin, but Woody steps aside.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Funkster hits with a jab to the chin. Woody laughs!
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-Funkster attempts a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Woody covers himself well.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Woody tries a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Funkster deftly avoits it.
-Woody tries to land a series of right blows to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Funkster slams Woody with a volley of wild punches to the head. Woody quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fred Funkster landed 22 of 32 punches, and Ms Woody landed 5 of 17 punches.

Fred Funkster won the round 10-9

Ms Woody is winning the fight 67-66


Funkster remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Woody remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Funkster is using the ring. (using the ring)
Woody grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Woody launches a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Funkster hits with a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Funkster strikes with a nice right to the chin!!
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Funkster connects with a flurry of punches to the face. Woody sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Funkster slams Woody with a barrage of punches to the head. Woody laughs!
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fred Funkster landed 20 of 30 punches, and Ms Woody landed 5 of 16 punches.

Fred Funkster won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Funkster remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Woody remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Funkster is using the ring. (using the ring)
Woody clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Woody strikes with a flurry of painful blows to the face. Funkster sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Woody tosses a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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-Woody probes with a volley of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Woody paws a flurry of blows to the eye, but Funkster ties him up.
+Funkster smashes Woody with a series of hard punches to the head.
+Woody connects with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Woody lashes out with a pair of left shots to the face, but Funkster takes it in the forearms.
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+Woody staggers Funkster with a flurry of loud punches to the mouth.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Woody launches a right hook to the chest, but Funkster takes it in the forearms.
-Woody attempts a hook to the chin, but Funkster leaps aside.
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-Woody attempts a series of left blows to the ribs, but misses.
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-Woody lunges with a flurry of blows to the eye, but Funkster quickly backs away.
+Funkster slams Woody with a volley of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Funkster hits with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
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-Woody lunges with a barrage of right blows to the temple, but Funkster quickly backs away.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Woody throws a series of right punches to the head, but Funkster backs out of it.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Woody fires a flurry of solid punches to the head.
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+Funkster lands a barrage of punches to the temple.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Woody connects with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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+Funkster clocks Woody with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Woody quickly recovers.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Funkster paws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Woody steps aside.
-Woody tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fred Funkster landed 22 of 39 punches, and Ms Woody landed 33 of 76 punches.

Ms Woody won the round 10-9

Ms Woody is winning the fight 86-85


Funkster remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Woody remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Funkster is using the ring. (using the ring)
Woody grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Funkster solidly lands a barrage of painful punches to the chin.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Woody probes with a right left to the ribs, but Funkster stays away from it.
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+Funkster throws a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
+Funkster wakes up the fans with a sweeping right to the face. Woody shakes his head to clear it.
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-Woody throws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Funkster steps aside and laughs.
+Funkster throws a right to the jaw.
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+Funkster annoys Woody with a series of strong punches to the nose. Woody hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Funkster attempts a right hook to the chin, but Woody narrowly avoids it
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-Funkster probes with a hook to the chin, but to no avail.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Fred Funkster landed 30 of 48 punches, and Ms Woody landed 5 of 14 punches.

Fred Funkster won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Funkster remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Woody remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Funkster is using the ring. (using the ring)
Woody clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Woody attacks with a volley of blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Woody probes with a pair of punches to the jaw, but Funkster steps aside.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Woody grazes Funkster with a volley of furious shots to the head!
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Woody whacks Funkster with a series of blows to the solar plexus. Funkster sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Woody hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Woody smacks Funkster with a uppercut to the temple!!
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Woody paws a pair of punches to the chin, but Funkster quickly backs away.
+Funkster whacks Woody with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Funkster smacks Woody with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Funkster annoys Woody with a nice hook to the face. Woody sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Woody lashes out with a volley of right shots to the temple, but falls short.
-Woody throws a series of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
-Funkster paws a jab to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Woody connects with a series of shots to the chin.
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+Funkster attacks with a pair of punches to the temple. Woody falls against the ropes!
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
-Woody tries to land a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Funkster throws a flurry of punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Woody jolts Funkster with a series of powerful blows to the nose.
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+Funkster takes charge with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Woody wakes up the fans with a series of loud blows to the mouth.
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-Woody attempts a barrage of right punches to the face, but he's too slow.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Woody smacks Funkster with a volley of hard punches to the temple. Funkster asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Funkster probes with a straight right to the chin, but Woody steps aside.
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+Funkster wallops Woody with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Woody tries a pair of shots to the head, but Funkster ties him up.
+Woody hammers Funkster with a pair of commanding shots to the temple! Funkster laughs!
-Woody tries to land a volley of right shots to the eye, but Funkster covers himself well.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Fred Funkster landed 38 of 54 punches, and Ms Woody landed 41 of 84 punches.

Ms Woody won the round 10-9

Ms Woody is winning the fight 105-104


Funkster grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Woody grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Funkster is using the ring. (using the ring)
Woody flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)

+Funkster slams Woody with a powerful cross to the chin!!
-Woody throws a barrage of shots to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Woody throws a barrage of shots to the temple!
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-Woody paws a series of shots to the eye, but Funkster escapes.
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+Woody throws a flurry of vicious shots to the ribs. Funkster seems wobbly!
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-Funkster throws a roundhouse to the nose, but misses.
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-Woody lashes out with a series of right punches to the head, but Funkster steps aside.
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Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Woody probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Woody launches a series of right blows to the head, but Funkster steps aside.
Funkster tries to attack, but Woody hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Woody lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Woody jars Funkster with a series of blows to the chin.
+Funkster whacks Woody with a volley of strong shots to the mouth.
-Woody tries a series of shots to the chest, but Funkster beats a hasty retreat.
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+Woody takes charge with a flurry of loud shots to the head.
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-Woody probes with a right uppercut to the chest, but Funkster blocks.
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-Woody charges with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Funkster escapes.
-Woody tries to land a series of blows to the solar plexus, but Funkster narrowly avoids it
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+Woody annoys Funkster with a barrage of shots to the head. Funkster covers up.
+Funkster annoys Woody with a volley of solid punches to the head.
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+Woody attacks with a commanding hook to the eye.
-Funkster launches a flurry of punches to the face, but comes up empty.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Fred Funkster landed 15 of 30 punches, and Ms Woody landed 39 of 88 punches.

Ms Woody won the round 10-9

Ms Woody is winning the fight 115-113


Funkster grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Woody grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Ms Woody 10-9
Round 2: Fred Funkster 10-9
Round 3: Fred Funkster 10-9
Round 4: Ms Woody 10-9
Round 5: Ms Woody 10-9
Round 6: Ms Woody 10-9
Round 7: Fred Funkster 10-9
Round 8: Fred Funkster 10-9
Round 9: Ms Woody 10-9
Round 10: Fred Funkster 10-9
Round 11: Ms Woody 10-9
Round 12: Ms Woody 10-9

Total Score: Ms Woody 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Ms Woody 10-9
Round 2: Fred Funkster 10-9
Round 3: Fred Funkster 10-9
Round 4: Ms Woody 10-9
Round 5: Ms Woody 10-9
Round 6: Ms Woody 10-9
Round 7: Fred Funkster 10-9
Round 8: Fred Funkster 10-9
Round 9: Ms Woody 10-9
Round 10: Fred Funkster 10-9
Round 11: Ms Woody 10-9
Round 12: Ms Woody 10-9

Total Score: Ms Woody 115-113


George Foreman scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Ms Woody 10-9
Round 2: Fred Funkster 10-9
Round 3: Fred Funkster 10-9
Round 4: Ms Woody 10-9
Round 5: Ms Woody 10-9
Round 6: Ms Woody 10-9
Round 7: Fred Funkster 10-9
Round 8: Fred Funkster 10-9
Round 9: Ms Woody 10-9
Round 10: Fred Funkster 10-9
Round 11: Ms Woody 10-9
Round 12: Ms Woody 10-9

Total Score: Ms Woody 115-113

Ms Woody wins by decision!