Public Fight Report
Not Found.Looking for C:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\830199.htm on local disk...(Bantamweight) Sasha "Lighting" Boner defeated This Guy Sucks by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Tuesday, October 25, 2011In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is This Guy Sucks!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 4 inches (163 centimeters) tall weighing in at 118 pounds (54 kilograms) is Sasha "Lighting" Boner!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Lighting is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
-Sucks attempts a flurry of left hooks to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Lighting attacks with a volley of combinations to the nose.
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+Lighting thumps Sucks with a barrage of nasty combinations to the ribs.
-Sucks attempts a flurry of left shots to the temple, but Lighting narrowly avoids it
+Lighting smashes Sucks with a pair of nice shots to the temple.
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+Sucks fires a painful punch to the nose.
-Sucks fires a series of uppercuts to the jaw, but to no avail.
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Sucks paws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Lighting deflects it and strikes back with a flurry of combinations to the eye!
+Lighting tattoos Sucks with a series of combinations to the chest.
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Sucks paws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Lighting deflects it and hits back with a pair of shots to the ribs. Sucks retreats to the far corner.
Sucks tries a pair of left roundhouses to the chin, but Lighting slips it and hits back with a volley of combinations to the nose.
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Sucks tries to land a series of crosses to the chest, but Lighting slips it and counters with a barrage of vicious combinations to the mouth.
-Sucks probes with a barrage of left combinations to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Sucks tries to land a flurry of combinations to the face, but flails uselessly.
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Sucks attacks with a pair of right uppercuts to the chin, but Lighting leans away and hits back with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Lighting attempts a volley of combinations to the head, but loses his balance.
-Sucks throws a series of left combinations to the chin, but Lighting ducks.
-Sucks paws a blow to the ribs, but Lighting escapes.
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+Lighting tags Sucks with a wild combination to the face. Sucks laughs!
+Lighting hits Sucks with a combination to the temple. Sucks doesn't seem bothered.
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-Sucks tries a volley of roundhouses to the eye, but misses completely.
-Sucks charges with a left right to the face, but Lighting deftly avoits it.
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+Lighting lands a glancing combination to the eye. Sucks laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
This Guy Sucks landed 10 of 72 punches, and Sasha "Lighting" Boner landed 31 of 42 punches.
Sasha "Lighting" Boner won the round 10-9
Sasha "Lighting" Boner is winning the fight 10-9
Sucks doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye.
Lighting doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Sucks is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Lighting is relying on counter-punches. (counter-punching)
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Sucks charges with a left counter-punch to the chest, but Lighting knocks it away and hits first with a pair of vicious combinations to the chin.
-Sucks probes with a volley of left crosses to the jaw, but misses.
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Sucks throws a volley of shots to the jaw, but Lighting deflects it and hits first with a volley of blows to the head.
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+Sucks smacks Lighting with a flurry of commanding shots to the chin.
-Sucks attacks with a series of right uppercuts to the mouth, but Lighting narrowly avoids it
+Sucks fires a pair of quick blows to the chin.
Sucks attempts a barrage of crosses to the chest, but Lighting takes it on the gloves and counters with a pair of vicious blows to the solar plexus.
-Sucks probes with a series of right crosses to the temple, but Lighting ducks just in time.
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Sucks tries to land a pair of right crosses to the temple, but Lighting deflects it and hits back with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus.
+Lighting hits Sucks with a volley of mean combinations to the solar plexus.
Lighting lands a ferocious blow to the head and Sucks falls senseless!!
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Sucks struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Sucks launches a barrage of roundhouses to the nose, but misses.
+Lighting nails Sucks with a flurry of glancing roundhouses to the nose.
+Sucks jolts Lighting with a pair of combinations to the stomach. Lighting beats a hasty retreat.
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-Sucks launches a series of right shots to the solar plexus, but Lighting hides behind his gloves.
+Lighting pops Sucks with a flurry of strong combinations to the nose.
Lighting lands a terrific left cross to the jaw and Sucks goes over backwards!!
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Sucks struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Lighting pops Sucks with a counter-punch to the temple.
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Sucks tries a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Lighting takes it on the gloves and counters with a pair of shots to the stomach. Sucks quickly recovers.
-Sucks throws a right to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
+Lighting smacks Sucks with a counter-punch to the solar plexus!! Sucks covers up.
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-Sucks tries a flurry of shots to the eye, but Lighting ties him up.
+Lighting jars Sucks with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Lighting stuns Sucks with a pair of furious combinations to the jaw.
-Sucks attempts a barrage of left blows to the temple, but Lighting takes it in the forearms.
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+Lighting hits with a counter-punch to the jaw.
-Sucks lunges with a pair of roundhouses to the jaw, but Lighting covers himself well.
-Sucks attempts a pair of right blows to the head, but Lighting quickly backs away.
+Lighting tattoos Sucks with a barrage of quick shots to the face.
-Sucks attempts a series of right uppercuts to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
-Sucks attempts a pair of hooks to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
Sucks is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut.
Lighting doesn't even want to rest!
The doctor won't let This Guy Sucks continue the fight! Sasha "Lighting" Boner wins by TKO!!
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Sasha "Lighting" Boner 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Sasha "Lighting" Boner 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Sasha "Lighting" Boner 10-9
Sasha "Lighting" Boner wins by a technical knockout!
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