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(Welterweight) Duke of Dorkdom 30 defeated Jose Aldo by technical knockout (TKO) in round 11.

Match Thursday, October 06, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 146 pounds (66 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 30!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Jose Aldo!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom 30 comes out fighting.
Jose clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 30 hurts Jose with a flurry of stinging shots to the chin. Jose sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Jose tries a pair of left punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
+Jose throws a flurry of punches to the ribs. Dorkdom 30 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jose rocks Dorkdom 30 with a volley of loud blows to the chest.
+Dorkdom 30 punches Jose with a pair of shots to the mouth.
Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Jose fires a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Jose takes charge with a barrage of off balance blows to the chest.
+Jose stuns Dorkdom 30 with a flurry of shots to the ribs. Dorkdom 30 beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkdom 30 lands Jose with a bite to the ear! That was totally uncalled for!
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+Dorkdom 30 pokes Jose with a series of strong blows to the nose. Jose backpedals to his own corner.
Dorkdom 30 lands a resounding hook and Jose falls senseless!!

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Jose struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 30 lands a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
+Dorkdom 30 solidly lands a pair of shots to the nose! Jose covers up.
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkdom 30 grazes Jose with a barrage of shots to the chin.
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-Dorkdom 30 fires a flurry of shots to the mouth, but Jose takes it in the forearms.
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 30 tosses a volley of punches to the face. Jose falls against the ropes!
Dorkdom 30 lands a cruel left punch in the nose and Jose hurtles to the canvas!!

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Jose struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 30 landed 29 of 42 punches, and Jose Aldo landed 16 of 24 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 30 won the round 10-7

Duke of Dorkdom 30 is winning the fight 10-7


Dorkdom 30 doesn't even want to rest!

Jose doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 2

Dorkdom 30 comes out fighting.
Jose clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 30 fires a flurry of shots to the stomach.
-Jose probes with a left left to the chest, but loses his balance.
+Jose lands a flurry of off balance shots to the solar plexus.
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+Jose attacks with a series of blows to the chest.
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-Jose fires a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Dorkdom 30 quickly backs away.
Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 30 hits with a barrage of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 30 attempts a series of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Dorkdom 30 hits with a commanding jab to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 30 landed 16 of 26 punches, and Jose Aldo landed 11 of 24 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 30 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 30 is winning the fight 20-16


Dorkdom 30 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Jose remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 3

Dorkdom 30 comes out fighting.
Jose clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 30 fires a barrage of blows to the chest.
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jose fires a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jose tosses a pair of shots to the stomach. Dorkdom 30 falls against the ropes!
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-Jose lunges with a pair of punches to the chest, but falls short.
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 30 landed 6 of 8 punches, and Jose Aldo landed 14 of 26 punches.

Jose Aldo won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 30 is winning the fight 29-26


Dorkdom 30 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Jose remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 4

Dorkdom 30 comes out fighting.
Jose clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dorkdom 30 attacks with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Jose narrowly avoids it
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jose probes with a volley of left shots to the chest, but to no avail.
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 30 annoys Jose with a volley of mean punches to the chest.
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+Jose pummels Dorkdom 30 with a flurry of quick shots to the ribs. Dorkdom 30 seems wobbly!
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+Jose strikes with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Jose fires a series of blows to the chest, but Dorkdom 30 takes it in the forearms.
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 30 hits with a pair of loud shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 30 clocks Jose with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 30 landed 15 of 23 punches, and Jose Aldo landed 11 of 26 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 30 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 30 is winning the fight 39-35


Dorkdom 30 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Jose remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 5

Dorkdom 30 comes out fighting.
Jose clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jose lunges with a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom 30 steps aside and laughs.
Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 30 nails Jose with a vicious cross to the chest.
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 30 shakes Jose with a volley of stinging punches to the chest.
-Jose lunges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Jose tries to land a volley of blows to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkdom 30 smashes Jose with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jose staggers Dorkdom 30 with a volley of hard blows to the ribs.
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Jose tags Dorkdom 30 with a roundhouse to the ribs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 30 landed 16 of 22 punches, and Jose Aldo landed 11 of 23 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 30 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 30 is winning the fight 49-44


Dorkdom 30 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Jose grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 6

Dorkdom 30 comes out fighting.
Jose clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Jose connects with a barrage of nasty shots to the chest.
-Jose attempts a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom 30 ducks just in time.
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+Dorkdom 30 tags Jose with a series of blows to the ribs.
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-Jose probes with a left to the ribs, but Dorkdom 30 stays away from it.
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 30 hits with a flurry of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom 30 throws a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Jose backs out of it.
Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 30 annoys Jose with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach. Jose gets mad!
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Jose paws a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Dorkdom 30 steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 30 landed 13 of 23 punches, and Jose Aldo landed 11 of 25 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 30 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 30 is winning the fight 59-53


Dorkdom 30 is obviously tired.

Jose is obviously tired. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 7

Dorkdom 30 comes out fighting.
Jose clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Jose charges with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom 30 covers himself well.
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+Jose strikes with a flurry of shots to the chest. Dorkdom 30 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkdom 30 attacks with a left cross to the ribs, but misses.
Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Jose hits with a hook to the ribs. Dorkdom 30 ignores it.
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Jose tries a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Dorkdom 30 blocks.
-Jose tries a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkdom 30 throws a flurry of wild shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 30 connects with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 30 landed 16 of 26 punches, and Jose Aldo landed 15 of 31 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 30 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 30 is winning the fight 69-62


Dorkdom 30 is obviously tired.

Jose is slowing down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 8

Dorkdom 30 comes out fighting.
Jose clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 30 strikes with a barrage of solid punches to the chest.
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkdom 30 tries to attack, but Jose hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Jose wallops Dorkdom 30 with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
+Jose jars Dorkdom 30 with a volley of powerful punches to the chest.
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-Jose attempts a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but Dorkdom 30 covers himself well.
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+Dorkdom 30 hits Jose with a barrage of stiff blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 30 fires a pair of nice shots to the stomach.
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-Jose attempts a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 30 landed 18 of 24 punches, and Jose Aldo landed 14 of 30 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 30 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 30 is winning the fight 79-71


Dorkdom 30 is obviously tired.

Jose is slowing down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 9

Dorkdom 30 comes out fighting.
Jose fights inside. (inside)

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+Jose staggers Dorkdom 30 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom 30 backs up Jose with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
+Dorkdom 30 tosses a volley of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Jose laughs!
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-Jose launches a pair of right shots to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Jose paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkdom 30 steps aside.
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+Jose connects with a uppercut to the chest.
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-Jose paws a series of shots to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Jose hits with a flurry of quick blows to the chest.
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-Jose paws a volley of shots to the stomach, but misses.
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-Jose charges with a right roundhouse to the ribs, but misses completely.
+Dorkdom 30 strikes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 30 landed 21 of 24 punches, and Jose Aldo landed 15 of 43 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 30 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 30 is winning the fight 89-80


Dorkdom 30 is slowing down.

Jose collapses limply onto his stool. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 10

Dorkdom 30 comes out fighting.
Jose fights inside. (inside)

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+Dorkdom 30 drills Jose with a barrage of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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-Jose charges with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Jose throws a right left to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Dorkdom 30 attacks with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Jose gets mad!
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-Jose attacks with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Jose jars Dorkdom 30 with a flurry of solid shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 30 fires a commanding jab to the stomach.
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+Jose solidly lands a series of heavy punches to the ribs.
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-Jose paws a volley of blows to the chest, but Dorkdom 30 escapes.
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-Jose throws a barrage of right blows to the chest, but Dorkdom 30 takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 30 landed 22 of 23 punches, and Jose Aldo landed 10 of 39 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 30 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 30 is winning the fight 99-89


Dorkdom 30 is slowing down.

Jose can't remember which corner is his. He has a broken jaw.



ROUND 11

Dorkdom 30 comes out fighting.
Jose is brawling. (inside)

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+Dorkdom 30 stuns Jose with a barrage of solid blows to the chest.
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+Dorkdom 30 belts Jose with a volley of shots to the chest.
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+Dorkdom 30 pops Jose with a barrage of shots to the stomach. Dorkdom 30 sees his chance -- he's pounding away! Jose falls motionless against the ropes! The Referee stops the fight!
Duke of Dorkdom 30 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkdom 30 is obviously tired.

Jose can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let Jose Aldo continue the fight! Duke of Dorkdom 30 wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-7
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 3: Jose Aldo 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-7
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 3: Jose Aldo 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9


Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-7
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 3: Jose Aldo 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9
Round 10: Duke of Dorkdom 30 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 30 wins by a technical knockout!