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(Strawweight) Duke of Dorkdom 194 defeated Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Monday, August 29, 2011

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 194!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom 194 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Straw Dancing Phenom is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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The Straw Dancing Phenom tries to attack, but Dorkdom 194 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom pounds Dorkdom 194 with a painful right to the eye. Dorkdom 194 doesn't seem bothered.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom connects with a volley of furious punches to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 194 doesn't notice.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom wallops Dorkdom 194 with a series of furious punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkdom 194 annoys The Straw Dancing Phenom with a right to the stomach.
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The Straw Dancing Phenom tries to attack, but Dorkdom 194 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom drills Dorkdom 194 with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 194 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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The Straw Dancing Phenom tries to attack, but Dorkdom 194 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom lands a volley of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom annoys Dorkdom 194 with a series of punches to the jaw!!
+The Straw Dancing Phenom fires a powerful cross to the chin!
-Dorkdom 194 attacks with a barrage of left punches to the chest, but The Straw Dancing Phenom blocks.
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-Dorkdom 194 attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 194 landed 12 of 24 punches, and Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll landed 38 of 38 punches.

Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll won the round 10-9

Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkdom 194 doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Straw Dancing Phenom doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkdom 194 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Straw Dancing Phenom is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+The Straw Dancing Phenom connects with a hard hook to the nose. Dorkdom 194 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkdom 194 annoys The Straw Dancing Phenom with a pair of strong blows to the chest.
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-Dorkdom 194 charges with a uppercut to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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The Straw Dancing Phenom tries to attack, but Dorkdom 194 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom punches Dorkdom 194 with a barrage of loud punches to the mouth.
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The Straw Dancing Phenom tries to attack, but Dorkdom 194 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom hits Dorkdom 194 with a pair of punches to the eye!!
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom shakes Dorkdom 194 with a solid jab to the chin.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom thumps Dorkdom 194 with a roundhouse to the face!!
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-Dorkdom 194 lunges with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but The Straw Dancing Phenom covers himself well.
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The Straw Dancing Phenom tries to attack, but Dorkdom 194 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom fires a flurry of hard punches to the chest.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom pummels Dorkdom 194 with a pair of punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 194 landed 11 of 26 punches, and Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll landed 38 of 41 punches.

Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll won the round 10-9

Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkdom 194 doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Straw Dancing Phenom doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkdom 194 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Straw Dancing Phenom is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkdom 194 charges with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but The Straw Dancing Phenom backs out of it.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom fires a barrage of light blows to the face.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom whacks Dorkdom 194 with a volley of punches to the temple. Dorkdom 194 is hurt!
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom lands a series of heavy shots to the head.
-Dorkdom 194 lunges with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkdom 194 attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but The Straw Dancing Phenom stays away from it.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom attacks with a strong right to the chin.
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The Straw Dancing Phenom tries to attack, but Dorkdom 194 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom tosses a series of punches to the eye.
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+Dorkdom 194 shakes The Straw Dancing Phenom with a series of punches to the chest.
The Straw Dancing Phenom tries to attack, but Dorkdom 194 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chin!!
+Dorkdom 194 attacks with a pair of stiff shots to the ribs.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom hits Dorkdom 194 with a painful right to the face.
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The Straw Dancing Phenom tries to attack, but Dorkdom 194 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 194 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll landed 36 of 39 punches.

Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll won the round 10-9

Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkdom 194 doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Straw Dancing Phenom doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkdom 194 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
The Straw Dancing Phenom is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkdom 194 fires a series of light punches to the stomach! The Straw Dancing Phenom hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Dorkdom 194 attacks with The Straw Dancing Phenom with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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The Straw Dancing Phenom tries to attack, but Dorkdom 194 hangs on until the referee separates them.
The Straw Dancing Phenom tries to attack, but Dorkdom 194 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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The Straw Dancing Phenom tries to attack, but Dorkdom 194 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 194 lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but The Straw Dancing Phenom beats a hasty retreat.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom hits with a pair of quick punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 194 landed 12 of 23 punches, and Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll landed 6 of 8 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 194 won the round 10-9

Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll is winning the fight 39-37


Dorkdom 194 doesn't want to stop fighting!

The Straw Dancing Phenom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Dorkdom 194 fights inside. (inside)
The Straw Dancing Phenom is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+The Straw Dancing Phenom throws a flurry of punches to the nose. Dorkdom 194 ignores it.
-Dorkdom 194 lashes out with a series of punches to the ribs, but The Straw Dancing Phenom ducks.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom hits Dorkdom 194 with a flurry of vicious shots to the ribs.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom connects with a pair of vicious punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkdom 194 throws a series of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Dorkdom 194 solidly lands a pair of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom 194 fires a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but The Straw Dancing Phenom leaps aside.
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-Dorkdom 194 lashes out with a series of blows to the stomach, but misses.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom pops Dorkdom 194 with a furious cross to the ribs. Dorkdom 194 is hurt!
-Dorkdom 194 probes with a series of left blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom staggers Dorkdom 194 with a barrage of punches to the chin!!
+The Straw Dancing Phenom hits Dorkdom 194 with a heavy jab to the stomach. Dorkdom 194 retreats to the far corner.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom attacks with a volley of stiff punches to the nose. Dorkdom 194 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkdom 194 solidly lands a barrage of wild shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 194 landed 18 of 41 punches, and Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll landed 38 of 39 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll is winning the fight 49-47


Dorkdom 194 doesn't even want to rest!

The Straw Dancing Phenom remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Dorkdom 194 fights inside. (inside)
The Straw Dancing Phenom is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dorkdom 194 hits The Straw Dancing Phenom with a series of nice shots to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom 194 throws a left hook to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkdom 194 jolts The Straw Dancing Phenom with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 194 hits with a volley of heavy blows to the stomach. The Straw Dancing Phenom hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom punches Dorkdom 194 with a volley of nice punches to the face.
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-Dorkdom 194 tries a volley of right blows to the chest, but The Straw Dancing Phenom stays away from it.
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-Dorkdom 194 tries a flurry of left shots to the chest, but The Straw Dancing Phenom deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 194 landed 18 of 41 punches, and Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll landed 8 of 8 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 194 won the round 10-9

Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll is winning the fight 58-57


Dorkdom 194 doesn't even want to rest!

The Straw Dancing Phenom grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Dorkdom 194 is brawling. (inside)
The Straw Dancing Phenom is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+The Straw Dancing Phenom hits with a volley of punches to the eye.
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-Dorkdom 194 probes with a jab to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom smashes Dorkdom 194 with a series of punches to the face.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom attacks with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth! Dorkdom 194 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom staggers Dorkdom 194 with a pair of light punches to the jaw.
-Dorkdom 194 paws a series of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom rocks Dorkdom 194 with a sweeping right to the nose. Dorkdom 194 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkdom 194 lands a flurry of vicious shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 194 drills The Straw Dancing Phenom with a hard roundhouse to the chest. The Straw Dancing Phenom grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkdom 194 fires a volley of right blows to the chest, but fails to score.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 194 landed 18 of 41 punches, and Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll landed 39 of 40 punches.

Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll won the round 10-9

Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll is winning the fight 68-66


Dorkdom 194 doesn't even want to rest!

The Straw Dancing Phenom is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Dorkdom 194 is brawling. (inside)
The Straw Dancing Phenom is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+The Straw Dancing Phenom thumps Dorkdom 194 with a volley of punches to the head.
+Dorkdom 194 hits with a volley of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom 194 throws a pair of right shots to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Dorkdom 194 lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom wakes up the fans with a barrage of mean punches to the temple.
+Dorkdom 194 catches The Straw Dancing Phenom with a powerful uppercut to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom 194 charges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but misses.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom stuns Dorkdom 194 with a flurry of glancing blows to the temple.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom tattoos Dorkdom 194 with a series of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 194 ignores it.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom whacks Dorkdom 194 with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom throws a volley of mean punches to the ribs.
-Dorkdom 194 throws a volley of shots to the ribs, but The Straw Dancing Phenom ducks.
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+Dorkdom 194 smashes The Straw Dancing Phenom with a stinging right to the solar plexus. The Straw Dancing Phenom shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkdom 194 probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 194 landed 18 of 39 punches, and Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll landed 40 of 41 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 194 won the round 10-9

Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll is winning the fight 77-76


Dorkdom 194 doesn't even want to rest!

The Straw Dancing Phenom is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Dorkdom 194 is brawling. (inside)
The Straw Dancing Phenom is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Dorkdom 194 tags The Straw Dancing Phenom with a pair of blows to the ribs. The Straw Dancing Phenom sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Dorkdom 194 charges with a right left to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Dorkdom 194 wakes up the fans with a left to the stomach.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom solidly lands a barrage of furious punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the chin.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom hits with a series of punches to the face.
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-Dorkdom 194 lashes out with a pair of punches to the stomach, but The Straw Dancing Phenom quickly backs away.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom attacks with a barrage of light punches to the chin. Dorkdom 194 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkdom 194 attempts a pair of blows to the chest, but The Straw Dancing Phenom quickly backs away.
-Dorkdom 194 lunges with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom grazes Dorkdom 194 with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom tosses a barrage of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom lands a series of quick punches to the chest! Dorkdom 194 laughs!
+The Straw Dancing Phenom punches Dorkdom 194 with a series of vicious punches to the temple.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom punches Dorkdom 194 with a volley of punches to the nose. Dorkdom 194 seems wobbly!
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+Dorkdom 194 hurts The Straw Dancing Phenom with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 194 landed 18 of 44 punches, and Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll landed 36 of 36 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 194 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkdom 194 doesn't even want to rest!

The Straw Dancing Phenom is slowing down.



ROUND 10

Dorkdom 194 is brawling. (inside)
The Straw Dancing Phenom is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+The Straw Dancing Phenom backs up Dorkdom 194 with a series of mean punches to the jaw! Dorkdom 194 doesn't notice.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom fires a hard straight right to the ribs.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom punches Dorkdom 194 with a volley of punches to the chest. Dorkdom 194 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkdom 194 attempts a right cross to the chest, but The Straw Dancing Phenom ducks.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom attacks with a pair of hard punches to the mouth!
+The Straw Dancing Phenom fires a barrage of commanding punches to the chin!
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+Dorkdom 194 strikes with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom smashes Dorkdom 194 with a series of vicious blows to the chest.
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+Dorkdom 194 hits with a commanding cross to the ribs.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom pummels Dorkdom 194 with a nice jab to the eye. Dorkdom 194 doesn't notice.
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-Dorkdom 194 probes with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom fires a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Dorkdom 194 tries a series of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
-Dorkdom 194 attempts a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but The Straw Dancing Phenom escapes.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom throws a strong straight right to the chin.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom thumps Dorkdom 194 with a pair of solid punches to the jaw.
+Dorkdom 194 punches The Straw Dancing Phenom with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom lands a volley of mean punches to the face.
+Dorkdom 194 nails The Straw Dancing Phenom with a volley of painful punches to the chest!!
+Dorkdom 194 rocks The Straw Dancing Phenom with a flurry of punches to the ribs. The Straw Dancing Phenom sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dorkdom 194 strikes with a pair of shots to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 194 landed 22 of 38 punches, and Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll landed 62 of 62 punches.

Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll won the round 10-9

Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll is winning the fight 96-95


Dorkdom 194 doesn't even want to rest!

The Straw Dancing Phenom looks exhausted.



ROUND 11

Dorkdom 194 is brawling. (inside)
The Straw Dancing Phenom is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+ The fighters swap shots to the eye.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom throws a pair of painful punches to the temple.
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+Dorkdom 194 attacks with a stinging right to the stomach.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom pops Dorkdom 194 with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 194 grimaces in pain.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom fires a pair of quick punches to the nose.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom lands a flurry of blows to the head!
+The Straw Dancing Phenom fires a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-The Straw Dancing Phenom tries to land a volley of punches to the chin, but Dorkdom 194 steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkdom 194 tries to land a volley of punches to the stomach, but The Straw Dancing Phenom deftly avoits it.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom hurts Dorkdom 194 with a flurry of quick punches to the stomach. Dorkdom 194 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom jars Dorkdom 194 with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
+The Straw Dancing Phenom attacks with a nice jab to the head. Dorkdom 194 doesn't seem bothered.
-Dorkdom 194 probes with a flurry of right blows to the ribs, but misses.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom throws a volley of solid punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 194 quickly recovers.
-Dorkdom 194 throws a barrage of left shots to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Dorkdom 194 attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but The Straw Dancing Phenom hides behind his gloves.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom pounds Dorkdom 194 with a volley of heavy punches to the face. Dorkdom 194 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom lands a series of commanding punches to the head. Dorkdom 194 gets mad!
+The Straw Dancing Phenom jars Dorkdom 194 with a series of mean punches to the mouth. Dorkdom 194 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkdom 194 throws a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkdom 194 tosses a barrage of painful punches to the stomach.
+Dorkdom 194 hits with a hook to the ribs. The Straw Dancing Phenom sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Dorkdom 194 smacks The Straw Dancing Phenom with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 194 landed 27 of 39 punches, and Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll landed 55 of 67 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 194 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkdom 194 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Straw Dancing Phenom receives medical attention from his trainer.



ROUND 12

Dorkdom 194 is a raging bull!. (all-out)
The Straw Dancing Phenom is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+The Straw Dancing Phenom hurts Dorkdom 194 with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom attacks with a pair of punches to the chin.
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-The Straw Dancing Phenom fires a series of left punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-The Straw Dancing Phenom paws a left jab to the nose, but Dorkdom 194 leaps aside.
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom stuns Dorkdom 194 with a pair of commanding punches to the stomach! Dorkdom 194 covers up.
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+Dorkdom 194 smacks The Straw Dancing Phenom with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
+Dorkdom 194 slams The Straw Dancing Phenom with a series of mean crosses to the mouth!!
+The Straw Dancing Phenom grazes Dorkdom 194 with a barrage of loud punches to the jaw!
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+The Straw Dancing Phenom jolts Dorkdom 194 with a volley of punches to the face. Dorkdom 194 doesn't notice.
+The Straw Dancing Phenom fires a series of mean punches to the chin.
+Dorkdom 194 belts The Straw Dancing Phenom with a series of light hooks to the nose.
+Dorkdom 194 solidly lands a pair of crosses to the head. The Straw Dancing Phenom hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-The Straw Dancing Phenom attempts a pair of left punches to the temple, but Dorkdom 194 beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters trade roundhouses to the mouth.
-The Straw Dancing Phenom launches a flurry of punches to the head, but misses.
+Dorkdom 194 connects with a stiff straight right to the jaw.
+Dorkdom 194 connects with a flurry of wild hooks to the temple. The Straw Dancing Phenom sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Dorkdom 194 lands a sudden punch in the nose and The Straw Dancing Phenom collapses!!

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The Straw Dancing Phenom struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
+Dorkdom 194 backs up The Straw Dancing Phenom with a flurry of powerful crosses to the jaw.
+Dorkdom 194 throws a series of quick hooks to the temple. The Straw Dancing Phenom hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dorkdom 194 lands a resounding uppercut and The Straw Dancing Phenom is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 194 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkdom 194 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

The Straw Dancing Phenom can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll 10-9
Round 2: Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll 10-9
Round 3: Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 194 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 194 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 194 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 194 10-9
Round 8: Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 194 10-9
Round 10: Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll 10-9
Round 11: Duke of Dorkdom 194 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll 10-9
Round 2: Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll 10-9
Round 3: Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 194 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 194 10-9
Round 7: Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 194 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 194 10-9
Round 10: Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll 10-9
Round 11: Duke of Dorkdom 194 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll 10-9
Round 2: Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll 10-9
Round 3: Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 194 10-9
Round 5: Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 194 10-9
Round 7: Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 194 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 194 10-9
Round 10: Ocra "The Straw dancing Phenom" Orthodox ll 10-9
Round 11: Duke of Dorkdom 194 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 194 wins by a knockout!