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(Super-Lightweight) Duke of Dorkdom 16 defeated Some other guy by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Thursday, August 18, 2011

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 16!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 140 pounds (64 kilograms) is Some other guy!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom 16 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Some is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkdom 16 punches Some with a glancing roundhouse to the chest. Some retreats to the far corner.
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+Some belts Dorkdom 16 with a flurry of powerful punches to the stomach.
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+Some lands a series of off balance punches to the chin.
+Some throws a series of punches to the temple.
-Dorkdom 16 tries to land a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Some blocks.
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+Some tags Dorkdom 16 with a series of punches to the jaw!
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+Some tags Dorkdom 16 with a series of nasty punches to the chin. Dorkdom 16 gets mad!
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+Dorkdom 16 annoys Some with a loud uppercut to the chest.
Some tries to attack, but Dorkdom 16 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Some tries to attack, but Dorkdom 16 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Some nails Dorkdom 16 with a volley of punches to the face.
-Some lunges with a series of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
Some tries to attack, but Dorkdom 16 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Some hits with a jab to the eye.
+Some fires a volley of punches to the ribs!! Dorkdom 16 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkdom 16 hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest!!
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+Some tattoos Dorkdom 16 with a series of punches to the ribs! Dorkdom 16 gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 16 landed 13 of 25 punches, and Some other guy landed 43 of 47 punches.

Some other guy won the round 10-9

Some other guy is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkdom 16 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Some doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkdom 16 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Some comes out fighting.

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Some tries to attack, but Dorkdom 16 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Some tries to attack, but Dorkdom 16 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Some shakes Dorkdom 16 with a volley of strong shots to the nose.
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Some tries to attack, but Dorkdom 16 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkdom 16 solidly lands a series of nice shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom 16 drills Some with a hook to the stomach.
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+Some attacks with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom 16 throws a pair of left blows to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Some fires a barrage of blows to the nose. Dorkdom 16 doesn't notice.
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+Some hits Dorkdom 16 with a barrage of heavy punches to the head.
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+Some thumps Dorkdom 16 with a flurry of solid blows to the jaw.
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+Some pummels Dorkdom 16 with a volley of punches to the chin!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 16 landed 16 of 23 punches, and Some other guy landed 33 of 38 punches.

Some other guy won the round 10-9

Some other guy is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkdom 16 doesn't even want to rest!

Some grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Dorkdom 16 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Some feints and fakes. (feinting)

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-Some tries a barrage of combinations to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkdom 16 tries a barrage of right blows to the solar plexus, but Some quickly backs away.
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+Dorkdom 16 hurts Some with a flurry of painful blows to the ribs.
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Some tries to attack, but Dorkdom 16 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Some tries to attack, but Dorkdom 16 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Some smacks Dorkdom 16 with a pair of vicious feints to the mouth!!
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-Dorkdom 16 paws a pair of blows to the chest, but loses his balance.
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Some tries to attack, but Dorkdom 16 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkdom 16 thumps Some with a flurry of loud feints to the ribs.
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+Some hammers Dorkdom 16 with a furious feint and then an uppercut to the head.
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+Some stuns Dorkdom 16 with a barrage of painful feints to the temple.
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+Dorkdom 16 slams Some with a loud right to the solar plexus. Some doesn't seem bothered.
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+Some whacks Dorkdom 16 with a barrage of nasty feints to the jaw. Dorkdom 16 beats a hasty retreat.
+Some annoys Dorkdom 16 with a volley of stinging feints to the chest. Dorkdom 16 ignores it.
+Some stuns Dorkdom 16 with a volley of painful feints to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 16 landed 15 of 24 punches, and Some other guy landed 31 of 38 punches.

Some other guy won the round 10-9

Some other guy is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkdom 16 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Some is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Dorkdom 16 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Some is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Some tries to attack, but Dorkdom 16 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Some tries to attack, but Dorkdom 16 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Some launches a flurry of punches to the face, but only hits air.
Some tries to attack, but Dorkdom 16 hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Some suprises Dorkdom 16 with a series of vicious punches to the mouth.
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-Some throws a series of blows to the eye, but Dorkdom 16 deftly avoits it.
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+Some tags Dorkdom 16 with a volley of punches to the nose.
Some tries to attack, but Dorkdom 16 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Some annoys Dorkdom 16 with a volley of punches to the temple. Dorkdom 16 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Some annoys Dorkdom 16 with a barrage of painful punches to the stomach. Dorkdom 16 grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkdom 16 paws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Some ties him up.
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+Dorkdom 16 hammers Some with a series of glancing shots to the stomach. Some gets mad!
+Some throws a mean right to the chin.
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+Dorkdom 16 catches Some with a uppercut to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 16 landed 15 of 23 punches, and Some other guy landed 39 of 57 punches.

Some other guy won the round 10-9

Some other guy is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkdom 16 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Some is slowing down.



ROUND 5

Dorkdom 16 fights inside. (inside)
Some comes out fighting.

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-Dorkdom 16 lunges with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Some fires a series of punches to the stomach, but Dorkdom 16 takes it in the forearms.
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+Some drills Dorkdom 16 with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkdom 16 lashes out with a hook to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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+Dorkdom 16 attacks with a powerful roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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+Some hammers Dorkdom 16 with a volley of painful blows to the temple.
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+Dorkdom 16 wallops Some with a left to the solar plexus.
+Some smacks Dorkdom 16 with a series of powerful blows to the face. Dorkdom 16 covers up.
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-Dorkdom 16 fires a series of shots to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Dorkdom 16 hits Some with a flurry of stiff punches to the chest. Some sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkdom 16 smashes Some with a flurry of vicious blows to the solar plexus.
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+Some hits with a pair of punches to the face. Dorkdom 16 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the head.
+Some slams Dorkdom 16 with a loud sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 16 landed 22 of 39 punches, and Some other guy landed 30 of 40 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 16 won the round 10-9

Some other guy is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkdom 16 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Some looks exhausted.



ROUND 6

Dorkdom 16 fights inside. (inside)
Some feints and fakes. (feinting)

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+Dorkdom 16 fires a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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+Some hurts Dorkdom 16 with a barrage of hard blows to the mouth. Dorkdom 16 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Some hits with a pair of vicious combinations to the stomach.
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-Some probes with a volley of blows to the jaw, but Dorkdom 16 stays away from it.
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-Dorkdom 16 attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Some blocks.
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+Dorkdom 16 hammers Some with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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-Some launches a right shot to the nose, but Dorkdom 16 ties him up.
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-Dorkdom 16 attacks with a series of right blows to the chest, but Some stays away from it.
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+Dorkdom 16 shakes Some with a pair of light feints to the solar plexus.
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+Some tattoos Dorkdom 16 with a series of hard feints to the eye.
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+Dorkdom 16 tosses a flurry of blows to the ribs.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the nose.
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-Dorkdom 16 throws a pair of blows to the stomach, but Some hides behind his gloves.
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+Some rocks Dorkdom 16 with a feint and then a hook to the chest.
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-Dorkdom 16 tries to land a volley of shots to the stomach, but only hits air.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 16 landed 24 of 44 punches, and Some other guy landed 22 of 32 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 16 won the round 10-9

Some other guy is winning the fight 58-56


Dorkdom 16 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Some receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Dorkdom 16 is brawling. (inside)
Some is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Dorkdom 16 annoys Some with a barrage of blows to the stomach. Some doesn't seem bothered.
+Some annoys Dorkdom 16 with a hook to the face.
+Dorkdom 16 staggers Some with a pair of powerful shots to the solar plexus. Some sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!" Dorkdom 16 strikes at will! Some starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Duke of Dorkdom 16 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkdom 16 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Some can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Some other guy 10-9
Round 2: Some other guy 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Some other guy 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 16 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 16 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Some other guy 10-9
Round 2: Some other guy 10-9
Round 3: Some other guy 10-9
Round 4: Some other guy 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 16 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 16 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Some other guy 10-9
Round 2: Some other guy 10-9
Round 3: Some other guy 10-9
Round 4: Some other guy 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 16 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 16 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 16 wins by a technical knockout!