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(Super-Bantamweight) Duke of Dorkdom 167 defeated flyweight dancer by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Wednesday, August 10, 2011

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 121 pounds (55 kilograms) is flyweight dancer!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 167!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dancer backpedals and jabs.
Dorkdom 167 throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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+Dancer clocks Dorkdom 167 with a left to the mouth.
+Dorkdom 167 backs up Dancer with a series of roundhouses to the chin.
+Dancer slams Dorkdom 167 with a volley of powerful punches to the temple.
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-Dorkdom 167 attacks with a pair of left punches to the eye, but Dancer ducks.
+Dorkdom 167 lands a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Dancer lands a pair of stiff punches to the chin.
+Dancer tattoos Dorkdom 167 with a volley of nice punches to the chest. Dorkdom 167 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkdom 167 pummels Dancer with a pair of wild punches to the head.
Dorkdom 167 lands a quick hook and Dancer's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Dancer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dancer throws a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 167 falls against the ropes!
-Dorkdom 167 attacks with a right hook to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Dorkdom 167 hits with a series of hard roundhouses to the chin!
Dorkdom 167 lands a crashing left haymaker and Dancer bounces off the ropes and onto his face! -- he's down!!

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Dancer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dancer belts Dorkdom 167 with a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Dorkdom 167 charges with a pair of roundhouses to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Dancer punches Dorkdom 167 with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose.
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+Dancer rocks Dorkdom 167 with a volley of solid punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
-Dorkdom 167 throws a volley of right hooks to the head, but falls short.
+Dorkdom 167 hits with a volley of roundhouses to the mouth.
+Dancer grazes Dorkdom 167 with a volley of blows to the stomach. Dorkdom 167 doesn't notice.
+Dorkdom 167 backs up Dancer with a flurry of quick shots to the jaw.
+Dancer annoys Dorkdom 167 with a flurry of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Dancer attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

flyweight dancer landed 49 of 50 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 167 landed 22 of 49 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 167 won the round 10-7

Duke of Dorkdom 167 is winning the fight 10-7


Dancer doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye.

Dorkdom 167 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dancer backpedals and jabs.
Dorkdom 167 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Dorkdom 167 punches Dancer with a pair of painful blows to the solar plexus. Dancer doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkdom 167 throws a left uppercut to the stomach, but loses his balance.
+Dancer pops Dorkdom 167 with a barrage of strong punches to the chest.
+Dorkdom 167 tosses a quick straight right to the solar plexus. Dancer ignores it.
+Dancer grazes Dorkdom 167 with a pair of shots to the nose.
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkdom 167 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer pounds Dorkdom 167 with a series of strong punches to the eye. Dorkdom 167 backpedals to his own corner.
+Dancer pounds Dorkdom 167 with a powerful straight right to the jaw!
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-Dorkdom 167 throws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkdom 167 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dancer connects with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 167 falls against the ropes!
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-Dorkdom 167 attempts a pair of punches to the stomach, but Dancer ties him up.
+Dancer punches Dorkdom 167 with a solid hook to the chest.
-Dorkdom 167 probes with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkdom 167 fires a series of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Dancer whacks Dorkdom 167 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Dancer attacks with a furious jab to the chest.
+Dorkdom 167 annoys Dancer with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus! Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dancer smashes Dorkdom 167 with a barrage of blows to the nose.
+Dancer attacks with a series of nasty punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

flyweight dancer landed 44 of 44 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 167 landed 14 of 40 punches.

flyweight dancer won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 167 is winning the fight 19-17


Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Dorkdom 167 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dancer backpedals and jabs.
Dorkdom 167 grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Dorkdom 167 takes charge with a series of solid shots to the ribs.
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+Dancer tosses a series of stiff punches to the head.
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+Dancer tosses a barrage of off balance punches to the face.
+Dancer tosses a volley of nasty punches to the stomach.
+Dorkdom 167 hits with a nice hook to the chest.
-Dorkdom 167 lunges with a left uppercut to the ribs, but falls short.
Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkdom 167 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkdom 167 charges with a pair of punches to the chest, but falls short.
-Dorkdom 167 lashes out with a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Dancer leaps aside.
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+Dancer fires a flurry of blows to the jaw. Dorkdom 167 laughs!
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Dancer tries to attack, but Dorkdom 167 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkdom 167 attacks with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Dancer stays away from it.
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+Dancer hits with a volley of stiff punches to the face.
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+Dancer hits with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach. Dorkdom 167 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dancer drills Dorkdom 167 with a jab to the mouth.
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+Dancer backs up Dorkdom 167 with a flurry of quick shots to the face. Dorkdom 167 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkdom 167 throws a series of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkdom 167 throws a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Dancer takes it in the forearms.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

flyweight dancer landed 44 of 47 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 167 landed 15 of 40 punches.

flyweight dancer won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 167 is winning the fight 28-27


Dancer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Dorkdom 167 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dancer backpedals and jabs.
Dorkdom 167 is brawling. (inside)

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+Dancer smashes Dorkdom 167 with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkdom 167 attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Dancer ties him up.
+Dancer wallops Dorkdom 167 with a pair of stinging punches to the eye!!
+Dorkdom 167 wakes up the fans with a heavy uppercut to the ribs.
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+Dancer lands a volley of shots to the nose.
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+Dancer punches Dorkdom 167 with a stiff cross to the nose.
-Dorkdom 167 lashes out with a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Dancer ties him up.
+Dorkdom 167 wakes up the fans with a flurry of light shots to the ribs. Dancer backpedals to his own corner.
+Dancer pokes Dorkdom 167 with a flurry of furious punches to the face. Dorkdom 167 retreats to the far corner.
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+Dancer hits with a pair of nasty punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 167 doesn't notice.
-Dorkdom 167 fires a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Dancer covers himself well.
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-Dorkdom 167 lunges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Dorkdom 167 probes with a left roundhouse to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Dorkdom 167 punches Dancer with a uppercut to the ribs.
+Dancer scores with a hard jab to the head. Dorkdom 167 grimaces in pain.
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+Dancer lands a volley of quick punches to the jaw. Dorkdom 167 ignores it.
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+Dancer tags Dorkdom 167 with a series of vicious punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

flyweight dancer landed 50 of 50 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 167 landed 17 of 50 punches.

flyweight dancer won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dancer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Dorkdom 167 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dancer backpedals and jabs.
Dorkdom 167 is brawling. (inside)

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+Dorkdom 167 belts Dancer with a cross to the stomach.
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+Dancer hits with a series of mean punches to the temple.
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-Dorkdom 167 paws a flurry of blows to the chest, but Dancer ducks just in time.
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+Dorkdom 167 staggers Dancer with a pair of loud blows to the ribs.
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+Dancer lands a barrage of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Dorkdom 167 tosses a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dancer hits with a flurry of nasty shots to the mouth.
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+Dancer lashes out with a barrage of quick punches to the temple. Dorkdom 167 retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkdom 167 lashes out with a hook to the chest, but Dancer blocks.
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-Dorkdom 167 throws a pair of right punches to the stomach, but Dancer leaps aside.
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+Dancer lands a barrage of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Dancer nails Dorkdom 167 with a volley of nice punches to the head.
+Dorkdom 167 whacks Dancer with a barrage of shots to the chest.
+Dancer hits with a barrage of heavy blows to the mouth.
+Dancer solidly lands a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Dancer solidly lands a sweeping right to the head. Dorkdom 167 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

flyweight dancer landed 46 of 50 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 167 landed 20 of 45 punches.

flyweight dancer won the round 10-9

flyweight dancer is winning the fight 47-46


Dancer is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Dorkdom 167 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Dancer backpedals and jabs.
Dorkdom 167 throws everything he's got! (all-out)

+Dancer solidly lands a heavy left to the head.
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+Dorkdom 167 hits Dancer with a barrage of hard blows to the chest.
+Dorkdom 167 shakes Dancer with a barrage of furious shots to the chest!
+Dancer stuns Dorkdom 167 with a pair of furious punches to the eye.
-Dorkdom 167 charges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dancer blocks.
+Dancer hits with a glancing straight right to the chin.
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+Dancer catches Dorkdom 167 with a jab to the nose. Dorkdom 167 ignores it.
-Dorkdom 167 paws a flurry of crosses to the solar plexus, but Dancer leaps aside.
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+Dancer hits Dorkdom 167 with a barrage of commanding shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom 167 lands a powerful punch to the chest.
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-Dorkdom 167 launches a barrage of left crosses to the chest, but Dancer ties him up.
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+Dorkdom 167 solidly lands a flurry of nasty crosses to the stomach.
+Dancer strikes with a barrage of punches to the face.
-Dorkdom 167 throws a left shot to the ribs, but misses completely.
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-Dorkdom 167 probes with a flurry of roundhouses to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
+Dancer hurts Dorkdom 167 with a glancing hook to the chin.
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+Dancer tosses a solid straight right to the jaw.
+Dancer fires a series of quick punches to the face.
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+Dancer throws a volley of punches to the head!
+Dancer tags Dorkdom 167 with a volley of mean punches to the mouth. Dorkdom 167 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

flyweight dancer landed 48 of 48 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 167 landed 24 of 47 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 167 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dancer is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Dorkdom 167 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dancer backpedals and jabs.
Dorkdom 167 throws everything he's got! (all-out)

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+Dorkdom 167 wakes up the fans with a series of stiff hooks to the solar plexus. Dancer beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkdom 167 tags Dancer with a vicious right to the ribs.
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+Dorkdom 167 attacks with a volley of mean hooks to the solar plexus.
-Dorkdom 167 throws a series of crosses to the solar plexus, but Dancer hides behind his gloves.
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+Dancer pounds Dorkdom 167 with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Dorkdom 167 lunges with a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Dorkdom 167 probes with a pair of uppercuts to the chest, but Dancer backs out of it.
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+Dancer lands a flurry of heavy punches to the face!
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+Dancer hits with a heavy jab to the face. Dorkdom 167 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dancer staggers Dorkdom 167 with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin. Dorkdom 167 seems wobbly!
+Dancer annoys Dorkdom 167 with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Dancer wallops Dorkdom 167 with a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
+Dancer takes charge with a off balance left to the face. Dorkdom 167 seems wobbly!
+Dorkdom 167 lands a pair of stiff blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkdom 167 probes with a left cross to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
-Dorkdom 167 attacks with a flurry of blows to the stomach, but Dancer narrowly avoids it
+Dancer pounds Dorkdom 167 with a roundhouse to the nose.
+Dancer throws a series of punches to the mouth!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

flyweight dancer landed 49 of 52 punches, and Duke of Dorkdom 167 landed 24 of 46 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 167 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 167 is winning the fight 66-65


Dancer collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Dorkdom 167 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Dancer backpedals and jabs.
Dorkdom 167 throws everything he's got! (all-out)

+Dancer grazes Dorkdom 167 with a volley of loud punches to the jaw.
+Dancer strikes with a flurry of nasty punches to the mouth.
-Dorkdom 167 charges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Dancer backs out of it.
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+ The fighters exchange uppercuts to the eye.
+Dancer slams Dorkdom 167 with a series of shots to the chin.
+Dancer smashes Dorkdom 167 with a light roundhouse to the temple.
+Dorkdom 167 punches Dancer with a vicious sweeping right to the jaw.
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+Dorkdom 167 pops Dancer with a left to the chin.
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+Dancer tosses a flurry of glancing punches to the nose! Dorkdom 167 retreats to the far corner.
+Dancer attacks with a flurry of vicious punches to the head.
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-Dorkdom 167 attempts a series of punches to the temple, but falls short.
+Dorkdom 167 fires a pair of shots to the chin. Dancer laughs!
Dorkdom 167 lands a ferocious smash to the jaw and Dancer falls to the canvas!!

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Dancer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkdom 167 solidly lands a pair of glancing punches to the head.
Dorkdom 167 lands a powerful right punch in the nose and Dancer goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 167 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dancer can't remember which corner is his. He has cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Dorkdom 167 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 167 10-7
Round 2: flyweight dancer 10-9
Round 3: flyweight dancer 10-9
Round 4: flyweight dancer 10-9
Round 5: flyweight dancer 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 167 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 167 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 167 10-7
Round 2: flyweight dancer 10-9
Round 3: flyweight dancer 10-9
Round 4: flyweight dancer 10-9
Round 5: flyweight dancer 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 167 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 167 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 167 10-7
Round 2: flyweight dancer 10-9
Round 3: flyweight dancer 10-9
Round 4: flyweight dancer 10-9
Round 5: flyweight dancer 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 167 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 167 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 167 wins by a knockout!