Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Jay DaMan defeated Homer "The Brick Hithouse" Simpson by unanimous decision: 120-106, 120-107, 120-106.Match Friday, June 23, 2000In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 176 pounds (80 kilograms) is Homer "The Brick Hithouse" Simpson!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 1 inch (185 centimeters) tall weighing in at 210 pounds (95 kilograms) is Jay DaMan!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
The Brick Hithouse covers up.
Daman comes out fighting.
+The Brick Hithouse tags Daman with a barrage of shots to the head.
+Daman tosses a solid roundhouse to the mouth.
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+Daman tags The Brick Hithouse with a barrage of stinging punches to the chin. The Brick Hithouse hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Daman backs up The Brick Hithouse with a barrage of shots to the face. The Brick Hithouse is hurt!
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+Daman stuns The Brick Hithouse with a nice sweeping right to the face.
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+Daman stuns The Brick Hithouse with a pair of strong shots to the eye. The Brick Hithouse seems wobbly!
-Daman fires a pair of blows to the eye, but The Brick Hithouse quickly backs away.
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+Daman lands a sweeping right to the solar plexus.
+Daman tattoos The Brick Hithouse with a volley of blows to the mouth. The Brick Hithouse doesn't seem bothered.
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-Daman lashes out with a volley of left shots to the temple, but The Brick Hithouse backs out of it.
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-Daman throws a barrage of blows to the chin, but he's too slow.
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+Daman punches The Brick Hithouse with a flurry of nice shots to the temple.
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+Daman tags The Brick Hithouse with a series of solid blows to the ribs. The Brick Hithouse asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Homer "The Brick Hithouse" Simpson landed 8 of 8 punches, and Jay DaMan landed 40 of 64 punches.
Jay DaMan won the round 10-8
Jay DaMan is winning the fight 10-8
The Brick Hithouse doesn't want to stop fighting!
Daman doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
The Brick Hithouse covers up.
Daman comes out fighting.
+Daman slams The Brick Hithouse with a hook to the head!
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+Daman stuns The Brick Hithouse with a volley of blows to the nose.
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+Daman drills The Brick Hithouse with a pair of hard blows to the head.
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-Daman tries a series of left blows to the face, but The Brick Hithouse hides behind his gloves.
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+Daman whacks The Brick Hithouse with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth.
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+Daman smacks The Brick Hithouse with a flurry of hard punches to the mouth.
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+The Brick Hithouse hammers Daman with a series of shots to the chest. Daman beats a hasty retreat.
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-Daman tries to land a barrage of shots to the head, but to no avail.
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-Daman tries a series of shots to the temple, but The Brick Hithouse beats a hasty retreat.
+Daman suprises The Brick Hithouse with a barrage of blows to the temple!!
-Daman lunges with a volley of blows to the jaw, but The Brick Hithouse takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Homer "The Brick Hithouse" Simpson landed 8 of 8 punches, and Jay DaMan landed 42 of 67 punches.
Jay DaMan won the round 10-9
Jay DaMan is winning the fight 20-17
The Brick Hithouse doesn't even want to rest!
Daman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
The Brick Hithouse covers up.
Daman comes out fighting.
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+Daman jolts The Brick Hithouse with a volley of furious punches to the face. The Brick Hithouse quickly recovers.
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+Daman whacks The Brick Hithouse with a flurry of furious shots to the solar plexus.
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+Daman belts The Brick Hithouse with a flurry of blows to the mouth. The Brick Hithouse doesn't seem bothered.
+Daman throws a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Daman throws a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
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-Daman lashes out with a volley of left punches to the mouth, but The Brick Hithouse deftly avoits it.
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-Daman throws a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Daman hits The Brick Hithouse with a flurry of stinging shots to the stomach.
-Daman throws a series of punches to the chest, but The Brick Hithouse escapes.
-Daman launches a pair of shots to the mouth, but The Brick Hithouse ducks.
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+The Brick Hithouse annoys Daman with a pair of loud punches to the head.
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+Daman hits The Brick Hithouse with a flurry of glancing punches to the eye. The Brick Hithouse seems wobbly!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Homer "The Brick Hithouse" Simpson landed 7 of 8 punches, and Jay DaMan landed 42 of 69 punches.
Jay DaMan won the round 10-9
Jay DaMan is winning the fight 30-26
The Brick Hithouse doesn't even want to rest!
Daman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
The Brick Hithouse covers up.
Daman comes out fighting.
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+Daman belts The Brick Hithouse with a barrage of mean punches to the chest.
+Daman fires a barrage of shots to the jaw.
+Daman smashes The Brick Hithouse with a series of off balance blows to the temple!
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-Daman tries a series of blows to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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-Daman tries to land a straight right to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Daman jolts The Brick Hithouse with a series of shots to the chest.
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-Daman charges with a volley of blows to the face, but to no avail.
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+Daman shakes The Brick Hithouse with a roundhouse to the solar plexus. The Brick Hithouse doesn't seem bothered.
-Daman charges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but The Brick Hithouse escapes.
+Daman thumps The Brick Hithouse with a series of strong shots to the chest.
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+The Brick Hithouse throws a volley of stinging blows to the eye.
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+Daman annoys The Brick Hithouse with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Homer "The Brick Hithouse" Simpson landed 8 of 8 punches, and Jay DaMan landed 34 of 63 punches.
Jay DaMan won the round 10-9
Jay DaMan is winning the fight 40-35
The Brick Hithouse doesn't even want to rest!
Daman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
The Brick Hithouse covers up.
Daman comes out fighting.
-Daman lunges with a series of blows to the chin, but misses.
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+The Brick Hithouse scores with a stiff roundhouse to the jaw.
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-Daman charges with a straight right to the eye, but The Brick Hithouse beats a hasty retreat.
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-Daman throws a series of punches to the head, but only hits air.
-Daman attempts a barrage of left blows to the head, but The Brick Hithouse steps aside.
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+Daman slams The Brick Hithouse with a hook to the head.
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+Daman fires a mean sweeping right to the mouth.
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+Daman tags The Brick Hithouse with a series of glancing punches to the temple.
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+Daman tosses a flurry of shots to the head.
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+Daman thumps The Brick Hithouse with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Daman annoys The Brick Hithouse with a pair of vicious blows to the face!
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+Daman thumps The Brick Hithouse with a flurry of quick blows to the jaw.
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+Daman wakes up the fans with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Homer "The Brick Hithouse" Simpson landed 8 of 9 punches, and Jay DaMan landed 41 of 71 punches.
Jay DaMan won the round 10-9
Jay DaMan is winning the fight 50-44
The Brick Hithouse remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Daman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
The Brick Hithouse covers up.
Daman comes out fighting.
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+The Brick Hithouse tattoos Daman with a flurry of mean shots to the nose.
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+Daman hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the head. The Brick Hithouse sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Daman probes with a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Daman staggers The Brick Hithouse with a barrage of punches to the ribs!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Homer "The Brick Hithouse" Simpson landed 6 of 8 punches, and Jay DaMan landed 9 of 14 punches.
Jay DaMan won the round 10-9
Jay DaMan is winning the fight 60-53
The Brick Hithouse doesn't even want to rest!
Daman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
The Brick Hithouse covers up.
Daman comes out fighting.
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+Daman wakes up the fans with a jab to the solar plexus!! The Brick Hithouse grimaces in pain.
+Daman annoys The Brick Hithouse with a volley of quick punches to the chin. The Brick Hithouse sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Daman attempts a barrage of blows to the chest, but The Brick Hithouse beats a hasty retreat.
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+The Brick Hithouse lands a series of hard punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Homer "The Brick Hithouse" Simpson landed 6 of 8 punches, and Jay DaMan landed 9 of 16 punches.
Jay DaMan won the round 10-9
Jay DaMan is winning the fight 70-62
The Brick Hithouse doesn't even want to rest!
Daman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
The Brick Hithouse covers up.
Daman comes out fighting.
+Daman solidly lands a volley of solid shots to the face.
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+Daman tosses a pair of blows to the head. The Brick Hithouse shakes his head to clear it.
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The fighters eye each other warily.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Homer "The Brick Hithouse" Simpson landed 6 of 8 punches, and Jay DaMan landed 10 of 16 punches.
Jay DaMan won the round 10-9
Jay DaMan is winning the fight 80-71
The Brick Hithouse doesn't even want to rest!
Daman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
The Brick Hithouse covers up.
Daman comes out fighting.
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+The Brick Hithouse tosses a series of light shots to the nose!
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+Daman fires a mean right to the face. The Brick Hithouse sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Daman fires a volley of glancing punches to the chest. The Brick Hithouse ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Homer "The Brick Hithouse" Simpson landed 8 of 8 punches, and Jay DaMan landed 11 of 16 punches.
Jay DaMan won the round 10-9
Jay DaMan is winning the fight 90-80
The Brick Hithouse doesn't even want to rest!
Daman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
The Brick Hithouse covers up.
Daman comes out fighting.
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+Daman lands a nice jab to the mouth!
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-Daman lunges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but The Brick Hithouse takes it in the forearms.
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+Daman lands a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw. The Brick Hithouse asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Daman attacks with a volley of glancing shots to the jaw!
-Daman probes with a series of left punches to the nose, but The Brick Hithouse steps aside and laughs.
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-Daman probes with a volley of shots to the eye, but The Brick Hithouse beats a hasty retreat.
+Daman attacks with a cross to the head.
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+The Brick Hithouse tattoos Daman with a barrage of glancing blows to the face. Daman ignores it.
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-Daman lashes out with a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but The Brick Hithouse stays away from it.
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+Daman attacks with a volley of mean blows to the face.
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-Daman probes with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but The Brick Hithouse hides behind his gloves.
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+Daman annoys The Brick Hithouse with a jab to the stomach. The Brick Hithouse ignores it.
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+Daman slams The Brick Hithouse with a pair of commanding blows to the head.
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+Daman wallops The Brick Hithouse with a barrage of punches to the temple. The Brick Hithouse backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Homer "The Brick Hithouse" Simpson landed 8 of 8 punches, and Jay DaMan landed 43 of 60 punches.
Jay DaMan won the round 10-9
Jay DaMan is winning the fight 100-89
The Brick Hithouse remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Daman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 11
The Brick Hithouse covers up.
Daman comes out fighting.
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+The Brick Hithouse scores with a volley of mean punches to the jaw. Daman beats a hasty retreat.
+Daman connects with a flurry of strong shots to the eye. The Brick Hithouse hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Daman connects with a barrage of powerful punches to the temple.
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+Daman pounds The Brick Hithouse with a barrage of punches to the face.
+Daman wallops The Brick Hithouse with a pair of wild blows to the face.
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+Daman punches The Brick Hithouse with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus!
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-Daman charges with a cross to the solar plexus, but The Brick Hithouse ties him up.
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-Daman tries a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Daman wallops The Brick Hithouse with a volley of light blows to the chin.
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+Daman clocks The Brick Hithouse with a flurry of solid shots to the chest. The Brick Hithouse doesn't notice.
-Daman lunges with a series of blows to the head, but The Brick Hithouse ties him up.
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-Daman tries a left jab to the solar plexus, but The Brick Hithouse blocks.
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+Daman hurts The Brick Hithouse with a pair of nice blows to the eye. The Brick Hithouse doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Homer "The Brick Hithouse" Simpson landed 8 of 8 punches, and Jay DaMan landed 41 of 62 punches.
Jay DaMan won the round 10-9
Jay DaMan is winning the fight 110-98
The Brick Hithouse remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Daman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 12
The Brick Hithouse covers up.
Daman comes out fighting.
+Daman catches The Brick Hithouse with a series of light punches to the temple.
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+The Brick Hithouse jars Daman with a pair of nice blows to the chest. Daman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Daman fires a series of left punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Daman punches The Brick Hithouse with a flurry of off balance blows to the chest!! The Brick Hithouse hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Daman launches a jab to the head, but The Brick Hithouse backs out of it.
-Daman attacks with a pair of right shots to the chin, but The Brick Hithouse covers himself well.
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-Daman probes with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but The Brick Hithouse narrowly avoids it
+Daman punches The Brick Hithouse with a volley of strong shots to the mouth.
+Daman catches The Brick Hithouse with a volley of solid punches to the nose.
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+Daman tags The Brick Hithouse with a nasty roundhouse to the face.
+Daman pummels The Brick Hithouse with a series of quick blows to the nose! The Brick Hithouse quickly recovers.
+Daman jolts The Brick Hithouse with a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
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-Daman tries a barrage of right blows to the jaw, but The Brick Hithouse escapes.
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+Daman punches The Brick Hithouse with a series of light punches to the temple.
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+Daman hits with a series of off balance shots to the head.
-Daman paws a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Homer "The Brick Hithouse" Simpson landed 8 of 8 punches, and Jay DaMan landed 40 of 71 punches.
Jay DaMan won the round 10-9
Jay DaMan is winning the fight 120-107
The Brick Hithouse remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Daman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Jay DaMan 10-8
Round 2: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 3: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 4: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 5: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 6: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 7: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 8: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 9: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 10: Jay DaMan 10-8
Round 11: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 12: Jay DaMan 10-9
Total Score: Jay DaMan 120-106
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 2: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 3: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 4: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 5: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 6: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 7: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 8: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 9: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 10: Jay DaMan 10-8
Round 11: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 12: Jay DaMan 10-9
Total Score: Jay DaMan 120-107
George Foreman scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 2: Jay DaMan 10-8
Round 3: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 4: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 5: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 6: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 7: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 8: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 9: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 10: Jay DaMan 10-9
Round 11: Jay DaMan 10-8
Round 12: Jay DaMan 10-9
Total Score: Jay DaMan 120-106
Jay DaMan wins by decision!
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