Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) "Lena Nocker" defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by technical knockout (TKO) in round 2.Match Wednesday, October 15, 2025In this corner, standing 5 feet and 5 inches (165 centimeters) tall weighing in at 125 pounds (57 kilograms) is "Lena Nocker"!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Lena Nocker backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 throws a volley of stinging punches to the jaw. Lena Nocker sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a pair of combinations to the temple, but Lena Nocker hides behind his gloves.
+Dorkness 5 scores with Lena Nocker with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkness 5 rocks Lena Nocker with a flurry of commanding combinations to the face.
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+Lena Nocker lashes out with a series of mean punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a pair of combinations to the nose, but Lena Nocker ducks.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a flurry of punches to the head, but Lena Nocker ties him up.
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+Lena Nocker wallops Dorkness 5 with a volley of furious punches to the jaw.
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+Lena Nocker smashes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of light combinations to the chin.
Lena Nocker lands a terrific blow to the temple and Dorkness 5 collapses!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Lena Nocker with a pair of combinations to the eye.
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+Dorkness 5 backs up Lena Nocker with a pair of stiff blows to the temple!
BELL
According to the commentator:
"Lena Nocker" landed 15 of 17 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 18 of 32 punches.
"Lena Nocker" won the round 10-8
"Lena Nocker" is winning the fight 10-8
Lena Nocker doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
ROUND 2
Lena Nocker is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 fires a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Lena Nocker hides behind his gloves.
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+Lena Nocker nails Dorkness 5 with a wild straight right to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 doesn't notice.
Lena Nocker lands a crashing right smash to the jaw and Dorkness 5 goes down!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Lena Nocker takes charge with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Lena Nocker wakes up the fans with a flurry of heavy punches to the stomach. Lena Nocker is jabbing and laughing! Dorkness 5 collapses from exhaustion! The Referee stops the fight!
"Lena Nocker" wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Lena Nocker doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: "Lena Nocker" 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: "Lena Nocker" 10-8
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: "Lena Nocker" 10-8
"Lena Nocker" wins by a technical knockout!
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