Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Skinny Balink by knockout (KO) in round 1.Match Monday, August 18, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is Skinny Balink!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Balink is a raging bull!. (all-out)
+Dorkness 1 jars Balink with a volley of commanding punches to the temple. Balink gets mad!
Dorkness 1 lands a crashing right cross to the jaw and Balink falls to the canvas!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 can't remember which corner is his.
Balink can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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