Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) �Skinniest Bangz� defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by disqualification in round 1.Match Monday, August 11, 2025In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 55 pounds (25 kilograms) is �Skinniest Bangz�!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Bangz� is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Bangz� attacks with a barrage of strong punches to the jaw.
Bangz� lands a brutal right blow to the head and Dorkness 1 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of punches to the head, but Bangz� escapes.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Bangz� with a low blow! �Skinniest Bangz� pretends to be injured! He'll get an academy award! The referee halts the bout!
�Skinniest Bangz� wins by forfeit!!
BELL
Bangz� doesn't even want to rest! He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 1 looks exhausted.
�Skinniest Bangz� wins by a foul!
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