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Public Fight Report Match Monday, July 7, 2025 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Dung Eater!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 85 pounds (39 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!! The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern. ROUND 1 Eater fights inside. (inside) Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) +Straw nails Eater with a flurry of stinging combinations to the eye. -Eater charges with a pair of right shots to the chin, but to no avail. +Eater connects with a right to the jaw. Straw seems wobbly! Eater lands a decisive right haymaker and Straw falls senseless!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Straw struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Straw belts Eater with a nasty straight right to the jaw. Eater beats a hasty retreat. Straw lands a slow motion cross to the jaw and Eater is knocked off his feet!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Straw Dork Boom III wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Eater can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. Straw can't remember which corner is his. He has a bloody lip. Straw Dork Boom III wins by a knockout!